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Gnome-Fest Gathering

Well, one month and counting down to Gnome-fest. I've worked it out in head that we're going to try to run an enduro on Saturday, complete with Beer stops and gnome hunting. The Saturday night beer exchange should be tasty.....I've talked to several home brewers that are crafting special batches of gnome brew for the fest. Sunday Morning there'll be a poker ride with plenty of leftover hangover medicine.

So who's come'n?

Email me at [email protected] and let me know how many in your party and if you'll be camping.
 

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Curses!

I was planning on attending but I have to play a gig in Appleton on Saturday of that weekend. Is there a set schedule to events or can people just show up and get drunk and ride whenever?
 

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Things to Bring

2inthehole said:
this will be my first gnome, what can i expect, or should i say will be remember anything through my barley fested haze?
any suggestions on what to bring and to be prepared for?
Drinking Water..................There is no pump or spigot at our remote camp.

Garbage Bags...................No Trash Recepticles or pick up either

Beer.................................Saturday night we're have'n a beer pot luck. Bring some off the wall home brew or micro or just some PBR and throw it into our baby pool for everyone to enjoy.

wood................................ya never know when you'll get to use it

An extra set o'legs.............We're gonna ride the first set off.

Loose Schedule

Friday Evening...................Arrivals, set up camp, enjoy Keg and fire

Saturday............................Morning Rides and Afternoon Gnome - Enduro
Saturday Night....................Derby, Stupid bike tricks, Beer Pot Luck

Sunday..............................Sort of an Orienteering slash Poker Ride for cash

More info is available on the website.
 

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Yay, I might be able to make it...that is if the house is somewhat put together by that time. Are y'all prepared to handle some one who hasn't ridden for what seems like months? This moving thing SUCKS gnome balls.
 

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Derby

I've heard rumblings of nekked gnome derby...Ya just never know what will happen after a beer pot luck.

I would also suggest T.P. Unless you prefer leaves.

The real question is "Who's Your Santa"!
 

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~martini~ said:
Yay, I might be able to make it...that is if the house is somewhat put together by that time. Are y'all prepared to handle some one who hasn't ridden for what seems like months? This moving thing SUCKS gnome balls.
I didn't know gnome balls could be sucked? I did my reasearch, and gnome balls are a sweet delicacy in Mordor. Sweet because one has to add sugar to them.
 

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That's the key right there: "add sugar to them". See moving prevents one from applying sugar since its all packed away in some box or another. And packaged sugar is full of gnome phermones, so if you want to be gnome piled, I wouldn't suggest going that route....
 

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~martini~ said:
That's the key right there: "add sugar to them". See moving prevents one from applying sugar since its all packed away in some box or another. And packaged sugar is full of gnome phermones, so if you want to be gnome piled, I wouldn't suggest going that route....
WHat if there's only 2 gnomes in the vicinity and they want to gnome pile a normal human? then what? shoo them with a spoon? Don't their beards attach to human clothing like velcro?
 

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ernesto_from_Wisconsin said:
WHat if there's only 2 gnomes in the vicinity and they want to gnome pile a normal human? then what? shoo them with a spoon? Don't their beards attach to human clothing like velcro?
I've heard that the beard of the nine mile gnome is like cotton candy - yummy!
 
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