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John Ashcroft hired by MTBR

Interesting and rather haphazard censor program this website has going. It won't let me refer to a female dog, correctly, as a *****. But it will let me call a donkey an ass.
Makes me wonder what would happen if I typed in George Carlin's famous 7 words one can't say on TV.
Let's see if I can call a male rooster a cock.
Or someone named Richard a dick.
Or a cat a *****.
Or if synonyms for the F word, like boink, shag, or kanoodle get flagged.
I'm sure **** will get censored. But what about clam, or beaver, or snatch?
And with a nod to our differently sexed readers, what about ****, ***, ****, queen, queer? Will any of those get censored? We'll hit post and see...

OK, hit edit, back again. So it seems the british word for a cigarette is verboten here, as is the other name for a cat. And there'll be no talking about the specific name for human's genus species, as the human genus is censored.
How about these obscenities: War, murder, disembowel, Exxon, genocide, George W. Bush. "Dick" Cheney. Nucular (sic) war. Anything? This thing still on?
 

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been there done that

dissonance said:
Uh... Go ride your bike or something.
Been there, done that. I already got in a sweet 4 hours of CO singletrack this morning. How was your ride today? You didn't, oh sorry. Now I'm sittin' here with my legs up drinking a New Belgium Trippel and eatin' a brat sandwich.
So on my ride today, this English guy offered me a ***, but I said no thanks I don't smoke.
I hope I'm not in for bad luck, as a black ***** cat crossed my path.
Almost got bit by a rabid bull terrier *****, but I outran her.
Stopped to look at some weird rocks that had some fossils in them. The bones looked almost human, possibly from **** Erectus.
Interesting ride, glad I'm back.
 

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Dear bulC,

I'm not sure what any of this has to do with riding a bicycle, but...

I know what you mean about them donkeys. Did you hear about the Honorable Governor of NJ. James E. McGreevey?

His own party threw him to the wolves and his best bud is accusing him of things that if you describe them here, they would be censored...right here on this board! The poor Honorable Governor, well at least he has an understanding wife. And to make matters better, the Honorable Governor is blaming his situation on his prefrences in partners. What a great idea!!! People in NJ are like wow, I don't care what he does in his bed, so why is he stepping down? Those NJ donkeys are so lacking in class that they are allowing the poor Honorable Governor to incorrectly blame his prefrences on a partner for his bad situation rather than admitt that they want him out because he is a drag on the party and might make it hard for Kerry to win NJ, with only 2 donkeys for every female dog voter, can you believe this, this is the party of the people!!!

And can you believe that in a state where the registered donkeys outnumber the registered female dogs 2 to 1, the poor Honorable Governor has had an approval rating in the mid 30% range for the last year! What a bunch of ingrates them NJ donkeys are I tell you. bulC, you are soo right, my friend.

And finally, can you believe all of those right wing newspapers...the New York Times, NY Daily News, Newark Star Ledger, and every other radical right wing rag and instrument of the female dog party? They think that the poor Honorable Governor should step down now. Can you believe it? I mean, of course he can do a spectacular job governing the people of NJ until it's too late to have an election this year. He has been doing a stellar job, so far, with his 35% approval rating and all, why don't the people in NJ appreciate the hard work the Honorable Governor has done in raising taxes on the business owners to balance the books? Just because those nasty rich people are moving to PA (like my company did), can't they give the poor guy a break???

Meanwhile, the nasty female dog party in NJ is just sitting around doing nothing but watch the drama unfold, what a bunch of bums they are.

Ride on dear brother, you are spot on, those stupid donkeys, don't appreciate anything the poor Honorable Governor tries to do for them.


Tom
 

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Hmm...sounds like too much beer, or...

bulC said:
Been there, done that. I already got in a sweet 4 hours of CO singletrack this morning. How was your ride today? You didn't, oh sorry. Now I'm sittin' here with my legs up drinking a New Belgium Trippel and eatin' a brat sandwich.
So on my ride today, this English guy offered me a ***, but I said no thanks I don't smoke.
I hope I'm not in for bad luck, as a black ***** cat crossed my path.
Almost got bit by a rabid bull terrier *****, but I outran her.
Stopped to look at some weird rocks that had some fossils in them. The bones looked almost human, possibly from **** Erectus.
Interesting ride, glad I'm back.
whatever kind of foreign swill you're drinkin'. You need a nice cold Lone Star longneck...busted over yer head...LOL! Oh...I rode my bike today too. :D
 
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