You know, alone because of the peeing issue, I would never want to swap sex, even if I met up with a genie. But then I got this bright idea! Unfortunately, selling ideas is not something which I am good at, but perhaps some of you chicks could forward this to nike, pearl izumi and such.
Picture this, how about a biking short with a zipfly? Zip would go through the padding, but the padding would be creased so that the skin would have no contact with the pad itself. Then you could have a looong zip going from the tummy to the anus. This could be handy if you need to crap without being spotted, or for other stuff left to your imagination. Isn't that a good idea?
Nike could even put a slogan on the bum:
Just Do It.
Picture this, how about a biking short with a zipfly? Zip would go through the padding, but the padding would be creased so that the skin would have no contact with the pad itself. Then you could have a looong zip going from the tummy to the anus. This could be handy if you need to crap without being spotted, or for other stuff left to your imagination. Isn't that a good idea?
Nike could even put a slogan on the bum:
Just Do It.