[ajr]

Tell me some excuses your mates have given for not turning up for a ride. These are some I have heard.

My wife is having a baby.
My mate is coming over from Singapore.
I cant find my shorts.
I have a flat tyre.
Its to cold or wet or hot.

 

[uktrailmonster]

How about:-

There was a massive fire at a petrol depot and all the roads were shut, so I couldn't get there.

Or:-

I'm not going to get back from Spain in time Looks like I won't make Dorking tomorrow, my flight back has been delayed

 

[ajr]

How about:-

There was a massive fire at a petrol depot and all the roads were shut, so I couldn't get there.

Or:-

I'm not going to get back from Spain in time Looks like I won't make Dorking tomorrow, my flight back has been delayed

Sounds dodgy to me.

 

[cRock]

#1 excuse

I'm too hung over!!!!

 

[moclan]

Well ...

... for Sunday morning rides: " I've got church "

 

[klimt]

Tell me some excuses your mates have given for not turning up for a ride. These are some I have heard.

My wife is having a baby.
My mate is coming over from Singapore.
I cant find my shorts.
I have a flat tyre.
Its to cold or wet or hot.

the excuse i used today wa s that really hot curry i had last night wont allow to sit on a saddle

 

[wyatt]

More Excuses

I can't ride because I'm gaining weight for a leading Hollywood movie role.

 

[wyatt]

My Excuse

the excuse i used today wa s that really hot curry i had last night wont allow to sit on a saddle

I've killed my riding buddy for praising Bush and I am busy cutting up his body in the tub.