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Tell me some excuses your mates have given for not turning up for a ride. These are some I have heard.

My wife is having a baby.
My mate is coming over from Singapore.
I cant find my shorts.
I have a flat tyre.
Its to cold or wet or hot.
 

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How about:-

There was a massive fire at a petrol depot and all the roads were shut, so I couldn't get there.

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I'm not going to get back from Spain in time :( Looks like I won't make Dorking tomorrow, my flight back has been delayed
 

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uktrailmonster said:
How about:-

There was a massive fire at a petrol depot and all the roads were shut, so I couldn't get there.

Or:-

I'm not going to get back from Spain in time :( Looks like I won't make Dorking tomorrow, my flight back has been delayed
Sounds dodgy to me.
 

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ajr said:
Tell me some excuses your mates have given for not turning up for a ride. These are some I have heard.

My wife is having a baby.
My mate is coming over from Singapore.
I cant find my shorts.
I have a flat tyre.
Its to cold or wet or hot.
the excuse i used today wa s that really hot curry i had last night wont allow to sit on a saddle
 

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klimt said:
the excuse i used today wa s that really hot curry i had last night wont allow to sit on a saddle
I've killed my riding buddy for praising Bush and I am busy cutting up his body in the tub.
 
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