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Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
 

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cactuscorn said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

Did you run out of your medication again????????????????? Send me some money and I will ship you some more medication (Kilt Lifter) and we will get you back into the relm of normality or as close to it as we can get :cool: .


Oh and Merry Christmas to you to :D !
 

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cactuscorn said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
I think what he is really trying to say is, "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"
 

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Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
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cant be pal. i totally plagerized that one. thank gawd its not patented or id be payin someone a ton of cash right about now. did you guys really think im that creative?
 

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Wow, cactus I didn't know you could speak lawyer! Learn something new everyday.

Merry Christamas all and a happy New Year.

happy trails...

squish
 

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Fo' Bidniz in da haus
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wow....you are so politically correct Squeaky; but indeed, regardless of denomination, i wish you all well (except perhaps for Aqua)
 

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FoShizzle said:
wow....you are so politically correct Squeaky; but indeed, regardless of denomination, i wish you all well (except perhaps for Aqua)
Ya know...I thought it being the holidays and all, I would somehow, someway, dig real deep, and try to find a soft spot in my heart, and ease up on FoPinHead, But...................Naaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.



To the rest of my cyber amigos, Happy Holidays and good dirt!


Shitzzle you are........
 

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Gold it's the new Pink!
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cactuscorn said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
And I thought you might of opened that Thesaurus I sent you for X-mas. Then again I don't think you could even type socially responsible on your own, let alone spell it. (j/k) Have a Merry one my man. BTW Thanks again for the purple sex toy shock!!
 

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Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
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Crimson said:
And I thought you might of opened that Thesaurus I sent you for X-mas. Then again I don't think you could even type socially responsible on your own, let alone spell it. (j/k) Have a Merry one my man. BTW Thanks again for the purple sex toy shock!!
that was you? holy crap what a small world. now gimme my feedback before santa leaves coal in yer friggin stocking! and hey, eye kan spel juhst fyne sew pyss ohf! its cool to see folks havin fun with this thread as its a badly needed relief from some of the termoil lately.

once again, winter time holiday wishes to the gang. i hope santa brings ya carbon bars, a short thomson stem, e2 and mad max giro helmets like he did me.
 

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cactuscorn said:
that was you? holy crap what a small world. now gimme my feedback before santa leaves coal in yer friggin stocking! and hey, eye kan spel juhst fyne sew pyss ohf! its cool to see folks havin fun with this thread as its a badly needed relief from some of the termoil lately.

once again, winter time holiday wishes to the gang. i hope santa brings ya carbon bars, a short thomson stem, e2 and mad max giro helmets like he did me.
I here ya bro!!

Part of my wish list is the Spectrum Powders Works paint job I have been dreaming of for my 6 pack.

Actually the helmet I am searching for is a Giro 2005 special edition xen, the urban camo with the orange.

Already got the bars and the stem long ago but switched to Rf Daibolous bars and need to sell off my Easton 31.8 Cnt carbon's.

Glad to hear you are getting good use out of your new found words!! The purple sex toy shock was quite a hit at the girls gone wild party at our club. (Sorry I opened it early) (LOL)
 

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Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
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too cool. i thought that sold to some gal in wv. thats what the shipping label said anyway. glad yer girls are havin fun with it. think ive seen those hats on ebay while i was lookin for mine. give it a shot pal.
 

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cactuscorn said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
Cactus, you shoud be living in the People's Republic of Boulder!
 

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Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
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hey! i know her! and her and her too! i never forget a ass. speakin of asses, now i understand yer joke. id forgotten about that little exchange. now go clean yer room. its covered in underwear that ill assume are NOT yers.
 

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got a couch and a case of good beer for me? ill bring the dog if youll feed him as well. the weather out here is such crap i cant play with 2 out of 3 toys, or groups of toys if you will. guess which ones consumed my day? a gift from the girl. i think she must know im goin a little stir crazy.
 

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Even on Christmas I want to punch that avitar

I guess my anger issues are surfacing again :)

Merry Christmas, ya'll.

Jaybo
 
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