I think that I get confused over Vancouver. I mean is it in Canada or in Washington. I went to ride in Vancouver but I couldn't find any bridges or ramps or anything. Only Starbucks and it was a real small town. Heck they don't even have a north shore. So I went to my travel agent and booked a ticket to the north shore, packed up my bullit and jump on'na plane. When i got there all the locals where like:
"haole, get outa here"
They were all carrying these short boards and wear'n board shorts and stuff, and there was like two mountains on the entire island, so I figured that I was on the wrong island so back to my travel agent and bought tickets to:
"Vancouver Island!"
Duh, that was where I probably meant to go all the time, only when I get there there is no Vancouver on Vancouver Island only a very pretty and expensive city called Victoria. So I head up to their north shore and it is like all trees and sounds and no trails with cool names and stuff.
I am so confused.
Someone help me, where are all the bridges and stunts and stuff? I wanna be like berrecloth (or better, like yeswayjay). Gimme directions, help me go big.