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I read somewhere that the pressure put on your urethra is dangerous. Also that it can cause a bend in your penis. I have noticed this. Its weird, why does it bend?
 

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I'll say this, having not riden a bike in about 10 years, my butt hurts after testing bikes thus far. I am hoping this may be just because I am not used to it yet or will have to invest in a better saddle when I do get my bike. Haven't noticed any change in my penis sizes so maybe I need to pop a viagra before riding. :eekster:

On second thoughts, could it be some people lay their willies in different positions causing different experiences while riding?
 

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BlackSpanker said:
I read somewhere that the pressure put on your urethra is dangerous. Also that it can cause a bend in your penis. I have noticed this. Its weird, why does it bend?
You're riding the same trail in the same direction every time. Too many turns in one direction. :nono:

Try riding the trails the opposite way a bunch of times. That should take care of it.:thumbsup:
 

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Andrea138 said:
Yes. Mine fell off.
In order to avoid the obviously disastrous consequences of this happening, I would recommend using one of these to safely store said appendage during rides...

stevespenisholder.jpg

As you can see, they're also good for storing bananas.
 
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