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Me and some of the brothers at I Eta Pie (the sickest most non-ghey fraternity in utah) were screwing around giving each other some high elevation wedgies this weekend. We hang each other over the edge of the fourth story by the CK elastic and then a guy on the next floor up runs Jagermeister down his butt crack and the guy hanging has to drink it, just to prove he's not gay you know......

While I was getting "initiated", the guy hanging me over the edge started laughing so hard that my name was written on the wasteband in sharpie, he dropped me.

Luckily I landed on my good foot.

It was cool though, they said I could still party with them next week just as long as I didn't show anyone the photos of the Jager chute.
 

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kidwoo said:
Me and some of the brothers at I Eta Pie (the sickest most non-**** fraternity in utah) were screwing around giving each other some high elevation wedgies this weekend. We hang each other over the edge of the fourth story by the CK elastic and then a guy on the next floor up runs Jagermeister down his butt crack and the guy hanging has to drink it, just to prove he's not gay you know......

While I was getting "initiated", the guy hanging me over the edge started laughing so hard that my name was written on the wasteband in sharpie, he dropped me.

Luckily I landed on my good foot.

It was cool though, they said I could still party with them next week just as long as I didn't show anyone the photos of the Jager chute.
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ironhorsebike1 said:
wait, you fell four stories? onto just your feet?
Yes. Yes I did.

And while drinking jagermeister from another man's buttcrack at the time.
 

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Grantels said:
Around here, all the frats film porn and cause alcohol poisining on the weekends. You got off easy. Get better soon dawg, you rock!
Thanks man.
I'm stoked that we're both walking. You win though for sure. That sounded spooky.
 

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kidwoo said:
Thanks man.
I'm stoked that we're both walking. You win though for sure. That sounded spooky.
Yea we thought that it would be really cool to go up one more flight of stairs. sorry that I droped you though. If you didn't go to the hospital you would have seen me fall on that fat chick. I love that Jager Chute. Tim says whats up.
 

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zachdank said:
that's fyckin crazy. that same exact thing happened to my homeboy timmy a couple days ago, but instead of landing on his feet, he landed on his face. frats rule.
Pwn3d by the hawt sauce.

The drunken sensation that's sweeping the nation.

Good to see you guys thowin down in norcal too.
 

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I told you guys the CK's wouldn't hold...only the Tommy H's or Aeropstale's would... :rolleyes:


and you shoulda listened to me and iced that in the bikini beer tank with the Phatti Pi Mu Sisters...you woulda had first hand view of grantels fallin on the large chick and it probably wouldn't look that bad either... :(

hope it heals fast... :D
 

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Zonk0u said:
only goes to further prove the idiocy of fratboys :rolleyes:
Only goes to further prove the idiocy of people who can't see an obviously satirical post...

(I Eta Pie? Come on, guys...)

Anyhow, I thought it was funny :D - kidwoo, you have some issues keeping your feet intact, or what? You're gonna have arthritis in your ankles before you're 40. How'd this one happen?
 

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binary visions said:
Only goes to further prove the idiocy of people who can't see an obviously satirical post...

(I Eta Pie? Come on, guys...)

Anyhow, I thought it was funny :D - kidwoo, you have some issues keeping your feet intact, or what? You're gonna have arthritis in your ankles before you're 40. How'd this one happen?
I got a matching set within 6 months. Check the photo when you click my profile. That's now my good foot.

One of the guys I was riding with put it into perspective. It really was kind of like running and jumping off of a 2nd story. Downhill landing with no bike.

Hold onto the handlebars kids.
 

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kidwoo said:
I got a matching set within 6 months. Check the photo when you click my profile. That's now my good foot.

One of the guys I was riding with put it into perspective. It really was kind of like running and jumping off of a 2nd story. Downhill landing with no bike.

Hold onto the handlebars kids.
..and lay of the hawt sauce when riding skinnies on the STINC, it will be way better on your constitution.
 

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kidwoo said:
I got a matching set within 6 months. Check the photo when you click my profile. That's now my good foot.
I know, I remember when you posted the pics of the last time. At least it wasn't the same foot twice.

On the plus side, the purplish color compliments your skin tone nicely... and really brings out the blue in your eyes... :flutter:
 
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