Dear Santa,
I've worked my arse off this year. I had suffered celibacy and abstinence from alcohol on a regular basis. Literally, I've grown enough good karma to deserve something good from you lazy lapp fat guy.
So, to ensure that you'll be good to me, I have kidnapped Rudolf that funny caribou of yours. If I don't get what's in my list of demands, I'll give Rudolf to Geolover and let it be his.
Warp's demands:
- 2 playmates, 3 penthouse pets and a year's worth supply of Franzizkaner.
- An Ibanez RG321, a Mesa Boogie 5:25 (with JJ tubes), an Eventide Time Factor pedal and a Mesa Boogie V-Twin Preamp.
- A new car. Current year model, four doors and no less than 350HP with sunroof and ABS brakes will do. No matter brand.
- A Titus FTM Exo with an Avalanche shock and a Pushed RS Pike.
- A case of Bud Light for Geolover.
- Oh, I almost forget world peace!