[screamingbunny]

1. He who rides the fastest, rests the longest.

2. Uphill is always the "right" direction

3. The other side of the fire road is always smoother

any more?

 

[wg]

"There's always someone stronger/faster/better than you"

"Don't forget to have fun"

"The item you take out of the Camelbak is the item you need on the next ride"

"Close your mouth on fast muddy rides."

 

[cmdrpiffle]

!!!

...all of the marketing hype in the world won't help those $50.00 tires grip those wet roots...

 

[Ryan G.]

Thou shalt not wear lycra

Thou shalt covet thy neighbors $5,000 blinged out full squish with tons of carbon bits

Thou shalt not let something green grow in thy Camelback

Always remember to remove the malt liquor, screw driver or fat tire from your camelback that you used for the party when you go on a ride the next day. Yuck warm vodka!

 

[Bikehigh]

If you're not done riding, don't stop.

Don't stop riding, if you're not done.

 

[Ryan G.]

Why do one loop, when you can do two!

 

[shiggy]

Don't be a skidiot!

 

[shiggy]

Why do one loop, when you can do two!

Why do two small loops when you can do one big one!

 

[rzozaya1969]

'dont worry about a fall.. you'll never get below ground level...'

 

[phatr32]

if you are gonna stack it in front of people, do it in style.........

 

[mtnbikej]

Never say "I wanna do that (jump/drop/stunt) one last time."

Never talk about how you never get flats.

mtnbikej

 

[KRob]

If you tell your wife you'll be back at noon..... you can bet it'll be two at least.

If you go biking with my dad on "this trail I saw on the map", you can bet there'll be some hike-a-bike.

The proportion of hike-a-bike to actual ride increases directly with the number of whiners he has with him.

If two points look like they connect on the map..... they probably don't.

 

[crashedandburned]

1) How hard you crash is directly portional to the number of people watching you at that time.

a) If you are a male, you WILL crash over some STUPIDLY easy stunt while she is
watching.

2) Your chain will choose to break at the precise moment that you bear down on the pedal to power over a log/rock/etc.

 

[Joe Dirt]

don't wear spandex, unless you have a ballet after your ride. Or your a chick mountain biker with a nice a$$.

No matter how many ounces your camel back will hold, you will drink it.

Never put your shin guards on with the velcro on the inside of your leg. Your legs will stick together.

Putting your finger on one nostril and blowing snot all over with the other nostril is NOT cool.

 

[Ricko]

If you didn't build the stunt....You have no right to move it, modify it or destroy it...you only have the right to go around it (assuming you can't ride it) .

 

[jugdish]

If you didn't build the stunt....You have no right to move it, modify it or destroy it...you only have the right to go around it (assuming you can't ride it) .

Unless it's illegally built of course.

 

[garboui]

thou shalt not leave goo packs and wrappers on the trail. (one of the biggest reasons that i have seen the hikers het ticked off over)

 

[carl1266]

1.) Be a rebel and Break the Cardinal Rules of Mountain Biking:

Wear lycra!!!

 

[xcguy]

another rule

Never stop at the top of a climb to rest. Accelerate over the top and recover while out of breath.

 

[dtrek4500]

Never go riding with the mindset thinking that you are going to crash, becasue as a result you will crash. I found this out yesterday.