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My secretary, Bruce is looking for a really good shamois butter for the upcoming DVille DH race and is needing to know what works best in hot dusty environments.

How long does it take to apply?

Waterproof or no?

Anything that increases grip is preferred.

Please recomend based on your experiences!
 

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grrrah said:
1. go balls out, with nose wheelie through the water fall
2. crap pants
3. ???
4. profit!
I haven't been able to decide between rubber cement or double sided fly paper.

Really appreciate all your help!
 

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dan51 said:
I can't offer any advice other than don't wear underwear.

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Even if they're crotchless??

My secretary Bruce only wears the finest in crotchless panties!
 

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SJensen said:
Why do you need chamois butter when you should be standing, charging the whole race?
Shamois cream increases ass traction for extreme recumbant DH action! Just ask my crotchless panty wearing secretary, Bruce!

 

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baycat said:
KY new warming sensation stuff works wonders, but I still swear by cilantro scented astro glide
Please Ryan, keep this cycling related.:nono: MTBR is a family website, you know!:D
 

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Taint Paint

taint paint is truly the only viable solution. after doing a century around diablo through MT today and back to berkeley, i was severely fatigued, heat strokey and under nourished. BUT, my taint paint did me wonders and ill be back ass it again tomorrow. it dont mean a thing if your taint aint got paint...

http://www.taintpaint.com/info.htm
 

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peletonnissen said:
taint paint is truly the only viable solution. after doing a century around diablo through MT today and back to berkeley, i was severely fatigued, heat strokey and under nourished. BUT, my taint paint did me wonders and ill be back ass it again tomorrow. it dont mean a thing if your taint aint got paint...

http://www.taintpaint.com/info.htm
Finally someone taking Bruce's dillemna seriously! Thanks Peloton.

"Use Taint Paint's all natural mixture of bees wax,

coconut oil, almond oil and vitamin E to combat:

Mechanic's ass
Trucker's Butt
Chaped Chode
Torn up Taint
Athlete's Chafe

******* Casserole
Diaper Rash (Both Infant and Elderly)
Farmer's Crack
Swamp ass (Swass) and Crotch

Over Sexed Grundel
Raw Booty
Niagra Balls
Tender Haunches
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And any other rubbed or sore area.

For External Use Only "
 
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