[ernesto_from_Wisconsin]

So what's the deal with, if you ride a single speed, you don't need to ride a bike.

Sometimes I choose not to ride a bike because I get on my single speed and ride away.

Once in a while, I'll look at a bike and say "yo biach! you suck!" then speed away and uphill on my single speed, because its not a bike.

Fixies in the other hand, are not bikes, because bikes suck and I wear lycra baggy pantaloons when I go wading in the creek to catch my dinner. Dinner is good. Carrots are good, but bikes? Bikes suck, so that's why I ride a single speed.

Your mom is my 29er. Your mom is my 10 speed. Just put some pigtails on her and off we go. Bikes suck.

I never smoked a Marlboro, but Newports are a live with pleasure. Copenhagen chewing tobacco is for sissies, so they say at the bar...and I got my ass kicked by a guy chewing SKOAL. That's why Copenhagen is for sissies.

 

[TubeSSnapper]

That is poetic ...no really...in that poetry slam contest kinda way.quite inflamatory.

 

[ernesto_from_Wisconsin]

sorry...

That is poetic ...no really...in that poetry slam contest kinda way.quite inflamatory.

I thought your post was funny in an absurd kinda way...people jumped at it because truthfully, it was absurd.

As absurd as a goldfish playing tennis against a couple of butt-cheeks.

 

[Ken in KC]

I don't get it?

I thought your post was funny in an absurd kinda way...people jumped at it because truthfully, it was absurd.

As absurd as a goldfish playing tennis against a couple of butt-cheeks.

Why pick on goldfish? You insensitive prick. They have feelings too, you know. Now if we're talking about a herd of cats bathing in jello, now that's absurd. You freak.

Ken

 

[ernesto_from_Wisconsin]

WHat feelings? Golfish are slimy, that's how they feel, slimy. They're like the pigeons of the underwater world, they're the scourage of many a pet shop. Goldfish suck balls!

Why pick on goldfish? You insensitive prick. They have feelings too, you know. Now if we're talking about a herd of cats bathing in jello, now that's absurd. You freak.

Ken

Ah. now, that does it! Cats bathing in Jello is a delicacy in the far Un-cheng province of Mongolia. I swear, you can be such an ass! What did jello do to you huh? bring it on biatch! or like we say in Wisconsin before a fist fight: Fo Cheese'el n' siht!

 

[Ken in KC]

How would you feel?

WHat feelings? Golfish are slimy, that's how they feel, slimy. They're like the pigeons of the underwater world, they're the scourage of many a pet shop. Goldfish suck balls!

Ah. now, that does it! Cats bathing in Jello is a delicacy in the far Un-cheng province of Mongolia. I swear, you can be such an ass! What did jello do to you huh? bring it on biatch! or like we say in Wisconsin before a fist fight: Fo Cheese'el n' siht!

If you were hated on like the goldfish? Put yourself in their tank for once, why don't you?

It's not so much the Jello so much as the little pieces of fruit in the Jello. Jello soaked peaches really piss me off. I know you understand. I think you may have misunderstood. Cats basted in jello is the Mongolian delicacy. And it tastes pretty damned good, too. Kind if like goldfish.

Ken

 

[ernesto_from_Wisconsin]

If you were hated on like the goldfish? Put yourself in their tank for once, why don't you?

It's not so much the Jello so much as the little pieces of fruit in the Jello. Jello soaked peaches really piss me off. I know you understand. I think you may have misunderstood. Cats basted in jello is the Mongolian delicacy. And it tastes pretty damned good, too. Kind if like goldfish.

Ken

you condescending sonovabich! I'll never talk of my goldfish incident. Let's just say some fish were eaten...by my pet bass.

 

[wolfy]

This is the kind of crap that gives me the damn "server is too busy" page. I say, does it really do anyone any good? Are you helping human kind, or anything fish or cat related? Go for a ride down a farm road and look for a sheep with his head cought in a fence if you've got this much extra energy.

SHEESH! Why even come in to work on a Monday!

-M

 

[shiggy]

Go soak your head! Both of you!

 

[SlowSSer]

So what's the deal with, if you ride a single speed, you don't need to ride a bike.

Sometimes I choose not to ride a bike because I get on my single speed and ride away.

Once in a while, I'll look at a bike and say "yo biach! you suck!" then speed away and uphill on my single speed, because its not a bike.

Fixies in the other hand, are not bikes, because bikes suck and I wear lycra baggy pantaloons when I go wading in the creek to catch my dinner. Dinner is good. Carrots are good, but bikes? Bikes suck, so that's why I ride a single speed.

Your mom is my 29er. Your mom is my 10 speed. Just put some pigtails on her and off we go. Bikes suck.

I never smoked a Marlboro, but Newports are a live with pleasure. Copenhagen chewing tobacco is for sissies, so they say at the bar...and I got my ass kicked by a guy chewing SKOAL. That's why Copenhagen is for sissies.

ernesto: the hemingway of the SS bored. hmm.... beautiful! but my post was worse.(re: baffled, just baffled)

 

[ernesto_from_Wisconsin]

Newman

Go soak your head! Both of you!

Damn! that looks like my cat Newman...what's the cat doing? eating a fish and farting on a pop can? DA! sonovabich!

 

[SlowSSer]

Why pick on goldfish? You insensitive prick. They have feelings too, you know. Now if we're talking about a herd of cats bathing in jello, now that's absurd. You freak.

Ken

[pan in, empty room, table, goldfish, bowl for said fish, with some rocks and a castle]

fish is swimming around the tank. we zoom in on the fish.

inner monologue (fish swimming)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
ad nauseum....

[end scene, fade out. side note: a goldfish's brain's reset every 5-10 seconds]
slowsser- trying to do a hollywood-esque screenplay. clearly, failed.

 

[Meat Foot]

[pan in, empty room, table, goldfish, bowl for said fish, with some rocks and a castle]

fish is swimming around the tank. we zoom in on the fish.

inner monologue (fish swimming)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
oh, look! a castle! amazing!
(another lap of bowl)
ad nauseum....

[end scene, fade out. side note: a goldfish's brain's reset every 5-10 seconds]
slowsser- trying to do a hollywood-esque screenplay. clearly, failed.

Steady!

 

[shiggy]

Damn! that looks like my cat Newman...what's the cat doing? eating a fish and farting on a pop can? DA! sonovabich!

That was Victor, He Who Wins. He loved to catch gold fish.

 

[ernesto_from_Wisconsin]

goldfish suck

That was Victor, He Who Wins. He loved to catch gold fish.

yes, they do. I've never caught a record goldie. Never!
I want to live for when it happens, for when little Jimmy catches that 5 oz. record setting sonovabich goldfish. Good for nothing fish. Don't even eat them, they taste like cat fud.

Cats in the other hand...show a cat how to fish, and he'd give youthe finger, because they already know how.

I once had a cat, his name was Phlegm. He was a black cat with green eyes.
He's dead now. Choled on someone else's vomit. It was chunky, it has peanuts. It was vomit.

I once had a dog named Shep. He was a German Shepherd. He had balls...you know the type those teens with big trucks put on their trucks to compensate for small balls...he had balls and he would fight other dogs.

I had a bass I caught from the lake in a 33 gal. tank. He ate feeder goldfish. His name was Ass. Yup, just Ass because he was a badass. He floated to the top once. I froze him...

 

[lanpope]

Cats in the other hand...show a cat how to fish, and he'd give youthe finger, because they already know how.

Dude - you have got to let me know when something like that is going to come from your sick mind...

My laptop screen is now dripping with water... THAT CAME FROM MY NOSE!

Damn you..

LP (muttering "a cat giving someone the finger...what will that psycho think of next")

 

[Ken in KC]

Ernesto's a booger eating moron....

Dude - you have got to let me know when something like that is going to come from your sick mind...

My laptop screen is now dripping with water... THAT CAME FROM MY NOSE!

Damn you..

LP (muttering "a cat giving someone the finger...what will that psycho think of next")

Cats don't have fingers.

 

[wooglin]

Cats don't have fingers.

I think that was an allegory. Or maybe a sonnet.

 

[giantbikeboy]

thanks for the laugh. I needed that.