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So what's the deal with, if you ride a single speed, you don't need to ride a bike.
Sometimes I choose not to ride a bike because I get on my single speed and ride away.
Once in a while, I'll look at a bike and say "yo biach! you suck!" then speed away and uphill on my single speed, because its not a bike.
Fixies in the other hand, are not bikes, because bikes suck and I wear lycra baggy pantaloons when I go wading in the creek to catch my dinner. Dinner is good. Carrots are good, but bikes? Bikes suck, so that's why I ride a single speed.
Your mom is my 29er. Your mom is my 10 speed. Just put some pigtails on her and off we go. Bikes suck.
I never smoked a Marlboro, but Newports are a live with pleasure. Copenhagen chewing tobacco is for sissies, so they say at the bar...and I got my ass kicked by a guy chewing SKOAL. That's why Copenhagen is for sissies.
Sometimes I choose not to ride a bike because I get on my single speed and ride away.
Once in a while, I'll look at a bike and say "yo biach! you suck!" then speed away and uphill on my single speed, because its not a bike.
Fixies in the other hand, are not bikes, because bikes suck and I wear lycra baggy pantaloons when I go wading in the creek to catch my dinner. Dinner is good. Carrots are good, but bikes? Bikes suck, so that's why I ride a single speed.
Your mom is my 29er. Your mom is my 10 speed. Just put some pigtails on her and off we go. Bikes suck.
I never smoked a Marlboro, but Newports are a live with pleasure. Copenhagen chewing tobacco is for sissies, so they say at the bar...and I got my ass kicked by a guy chewing SKOAL. That's why Copenhagen is for sissies.