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Ah, the simple limerick:

There once was a troll named TubeSSnap,
Who 'bout shorts raised one very big flap.
For at the end of the day,
he thought Lycra was gay,
And most others said his brain's full of crap.

When he played the questioning role,
To most it just seemed like a troll.
Some thought he was just dense,
others took great offense,
and one even dared to say he smokes pole.

When riding in shorts made of cotton,
one key thing must ne'er be forgotten.
Though they seem nice at first,
soon the chafing's the worst,
and the sweat-smell can become oh quite rotten.
 

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Conclusion

The point of tight shorts, per this letter
Is to allow us to pedal unfettered.
'Tis not just to pose,
or show off our hose,
but because Lycra simply works better.
 

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when riding with just shorts and tighties
I wheelied thinkin I'd be alrightie
I went over the back, slipped on my sack
I'm sure you can feel now my plightie
 

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GlowBoy said:
The point of tight shorts, per this letter
Is to allow us to pedal unfettered.
'Tis not just to pose,
or show off our hose,
but because Lycra simply works better.
Amusing summary. you've got some skills with the mic there. It deserves 1,500 visits much more than the original (mine). Brought things back out of the gutter. :)
 
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