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Bad case of the mondays

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SHIVER ME TIMBERS

Discussion Starter · Apr 4, 2005

hopefully this help

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/idle.html

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Andrewpalooza

· #2 · Apr 4, 2005

SHIVER ME TIMBERS said:
hopefully this help

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/idle.html

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Lawrence: No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Office Space...

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

Discussion Starter · #3 · Apr 4, 2005

Andrewpalooza said:
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Lawrence: No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Office Space...

check out channel 12...they are doing a breast exam

SocalSuperhero

· #4 · Apr 4, 2005

SHIVER ME TIMBERS said:
check out channel 12...they are doing a breast exam

HAHAHA http://www.big-boys.com/articles/numanuma.html

PC Load Letter, what the fvck does that mean?!?

COmtbiker12

· #5 · Apr 4, 2005

"This Michael Bolton character, he's gone. Up next is this, Samir Nahi....Nahi...Nahgonna work here anymore *chuckle*"

"You're getting rid of Michael and Samir?"

"Yes, but how would this sound. Putting you in more of an upper management position with up to, oh say, four people underneath you?"

SocalSuperhero

· #6 · Apr 4, 2005

COmtbiker12 said:
"This Michael Bolton character...

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

COmtbiker12

· #7 · Apr 4, 2005

SocalSuperhero said:
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

"So tell me Michael, what's your favorite song of his?"

"Well... I dunno, I'd have to say I like them all"

SocalSuperhero

· #8 · Apr 4, 2005

COmtbiker12 said:
"This Michael Bolton character, he's gone. Up next is this, Samir Nahi....Nahi...Nahgonna work here anymore *chuckle*"

"You're getting rid of Michael and Samir?"

"Yes, but how would this sound. Putting you in more of an upper management position with up to, oh say, four people underneath you?"

"So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give *me* more money?"

misctwo

· #9 · Apr 4, 2005

Not Bad

SocalSuperhero said:
"So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give *me* more money?"

this post has an unusually high view/post ratio. as of my post, it's 8 views, 7 posts. Let's keep up the g00t work!

Norco

· #10 · Apr 4, 2005

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

misctwo

· #11 · Apr 4, 2005

Norco said:
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

I Still Love Technology. Always, and Forever.

SocalSuperhero

· #12 · Apr 4, 2005

Norco said:
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"

"Yeah."

"Wow, that's messed up."

COmtbiker12

· #13 · Apr 4, 2005

misctwo said:
I Still Love Technology. Always, and Forever.

Psh wrong movie man.

lol.

COmtbiker12

· #14 · Apr 4, 2005

SocalSuperhero said:
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"

"Yeah."

"Wow, that's messed up."

"Peter what's gotten into you lately, you just sat there while Doctor *insert name* was dying!"

*beep* "Right uh Peter it's me Bill Lumberg at the office and wondering why you're not here already."

*beep*x17 "Hi Peter it's Bill again, and it's almost noon and I'm wondering if you're still going to be coming in today."

"You slept with Lundberg!"

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

Discussion Starter · #15 · Apr 4, 2005

don't take my stabler....

Interesting fact. Swingline the maker of the red stapler in office space has shown a huge increase in sales of the red stapler after that movie was out

SocalSuperhero

· #16 · Apr 4, 2005

..and I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

COmtbiker12

· #17 · Apr 4, 2005

SocalSuperhero said:
..and I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

"Can you turn down the volume on that thing"

"Uhm uhm Lundberg he said, said that I can listen to my radio at a a reasonable listening level and and "

"Nevermind"

SocalSuperhero

· #18 · Apr 4, 2005

SHIVER ME TIMBERS said:
don't take my stabler....

Interesting fact. Swingline the maker of the red stapler in office space has shown a huge increase in sales of the red stapler after that movie was out

Yeah, didn't they start making the red swingline again after that movie came out?

Gman

· #19 · Apr 4, 2005

best story

I've got a humorous story related to that movie. I called my buddy one saturday morning and as usual no one picked up the phone so I decided to leave a Lumberg type message. Basicaly just repeated the bit but with my friends name. So his mom hears the message and is like "Wtf?" because she's never seen the movie. She goes up stairs and wakes my friend up and is like "Bill just left us the dumbest ****ing message". My buddy laughed preatty hard after he heard it.... Good times

misctwo

· #20 · Apr 4, 2005

COmtbiker12 said:
Psh wrong movie man. lol.

OPPS. how about this:

..........So, now....I want you all, to get up, get up out of your seats, go to your window, open it, stick your head out, and scream at the top of your lungs, "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE"..............

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