[Finch Platte]

I live out in the country, where flies are prevalent.

I've found if you keep a medium-sized turd on the kitchen counter, that's usually where they go, and it makes it easy to swat 'em.

No charge.

fp

 

[Hollis]

You mean you're not house broken?

What kind of turds do you find on the counter?

Yours? (musta been a killer post ride party at FP's?),
Cat (easy to find freash & piping hot),
or Dog (usually white & crusty when found)?

Hollis (regrets ever replying to a poo post)

 

[Finch Platte]

Uh.

Gratis

I live in the country. Did you miss that part?

fp

 

[Jwiffle]

I just put a turd in the neighbor's kitchen, so all the flies go over there.

 

[Finch Platte]

There's the answer.

I just put a turd in the neighbor's kitchen, so all the flies go over there.

You have a neighbor? Is she hot?

fp

 

[Panacea]

Right on man!

I personally prefer to use fly screen.
Don't get me wrong! I like to see a freshly procured stool-specimen on the kitchen table. Especially after a hard night on the p1ss

 

[Low_Rider]

I've heard of bushwalkers putting old turds on their campfires of a night to keep the nasties away, but I reckon if you put one in your kitchen you'd be more likely to keep your family in trim shape then anything.......

Cheers, Dave

 

[OGDHr]

Is this the right size?

Not sure what a medium size turd is....if it's from Specialized then it's a 17" but if it is a Trek then it is bigger.