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This is a Post made by All Mountain, had to make a thread for it.

Have to rate it as one of the best posts I have read, absolutely awesome.....:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

It was The Night Before the Group Ride...
'Twas the night before the ride, when all through the house
Not a supermoto was stirring, not even a racer-x mouse;
The sags were set by the riders with care,
In hopes that St. Titus soon would be there;

The bikes were nestled all snug in their sheds,
While visions of exogrid frames danced in their heads;
And Warp in his blade, and FM ready to glide,
Had just settled down for a long group ride,

When out on the ride there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the front I flew like a flash,
Through the rockgarden and overthebars due to my dash.

blackagness again, four foot to flat
Landing like a cat, just like that.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a shiny El Guapo, and eight tiny motolitedeer,

With a mighty Ti driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Titus.
More rapid than Turners his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now! Whafe, now! craigstr, now! Dulybr, and demo slug!
On! simplton, on! zorg, on! rzozaya1969 and TiEndo!
To the top of the climb! they all did not fall!
Now crank away! crank away! crank away all!"

As they rounded the berms and drops made them fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the mountain-top the coursers they flew,
With the El Guapo full of bling, and St. Titus too.

He was dressed in full armour, and was making a new track.
He climbed with a chainsaw on his back,
And bundle of bikes he had flung in his camelback,
He looked like bikerbob just opening his pack.

His rotors -- how they twinkled! venti-disks how merry!
His hubs were like roses, hoses coloured like a cherry!
His titanium coil was drawn up like a bow,
As the riders rode the singletrack that just seemed to flo;

He bent not a rim, and went straight off the rock,
His Lyrik saved him, and bottomed his shock;
And laying his finger on the lever of the code,
And giving a nod, up the chute he rode;

He sprang to his El Guapo, to his motolitedeer gave a whistle,
And away they rode like CranxOC in full might.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he rode out of sight,
"Happy Titus Ride to all, and to all a good-ride!"
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