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I could have posted this in the "You might own a 29er if..." thread or the "I feel like we know something they don't" thread. ;)

But, because those threads may last, this one might be a fun read and then it can just disappear into obscurity... :D

Be forewarned! I am wasting your time and could very well be forcing some to read this. Do not continue if you take yourself, or your bike, too seriously...or if silly, unproductive attitudes might be offensive to you. Oh, the joys if childhood. I was reminded of 2nd Grade recently...this thread only wishes it could reach that level... :thumbsup:

My apologies in advance! :p

A 29er Point Of View by Dr. S.
(Original work by Deuce9er on Monday, October 4, 2010. Posted at 2:45pm 10.4.10 on MTBR)

Title: 29er Bikes

I am Spike
I am Ike

That Spike & Ike, that Spike & Ike!
I do not like that Spike & Ike

Do you like 29er bikes?

I do not ride them, Spike & Ike.
I do not like 29er bikes.

Would you ride them here or there?

I would not ride them here or there.
I would not ride them anywhere.
I do not ride 29er bikes.
I do not like them, Spike & Ike

Would you ride them for a thrill?
Would you ride them up a hill?

I do not ride them for a thrill.
I do not ride them up a hill.
I do not ride them here or there.
I do not ride them anywhere.
I do not ride 29er bikes.
I do not like them, Spike & Ike.

Would you ride them with RockShox?
Would you ride them with a Fox?

Not with RockShox. Not with a Fox.
Not for a thrill. Not up a hill.
I would not ride them here or there.
I would not ride them anywhere.
I would not ride 29er bikes.
I do not like them, Spike & Ike.

Would you? Could you? On a road?
Ride one! Ride one! You might be sold.

I would not, could not, on a road.

You may like them. They really rail.
You may like them on a trail?

Not on a trail.
I would not, could not on a trail.
Not on a road! You won't prevail.

I do not ride them with RockShox.
I do not ride them with a Fox
I do not ride them for a thrill
I do not ride them up a hill
I do not ride them here or there.
I do not ride them anywhere.
I do not ride 29er bikes.
I do not like them, Spike & Ike.

Rough terrain! Rough terrain!
Could you, would you on rough terrain?

Not on rough terrain! Not on a trail!
Not on a road! You won't prevail!
I would not, could not, with RockShox.
I could not, would not, with a Fox.
I will not ride them up a hill
I will not ride them for a thrill.
I will not ride them here or there.
I will not ride them anywhere.
I do not like them, Spike & Ike.

Say! In a park? Here in a park!
Would you, could you, in a park?

I would not, could not, in a park.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in a park, not on rough terrain!
Not on a road, not on a trail.
I do not like them, you won't prevail.
Not for a thrill. Not with RockShox.
Not up a hill. Not with a Fox.
I will not ride them here or there.
I do not ride them anywhere!

You do not like 29er bikes?

I do not like them, Spike & Ike.

Could you, would you, in a race?

I would not, could not, in a race!

Would you, could you, with some grace?

I could not, would not, with some grace.
I will not, will not, in a race.
I will not ride them in the rain.
I will not ride them on rough terrain.
Not in a park! Not on a trail!
Not on a road! You won't prevail!
I do not ride them with RockShox.
I do not ride them with a Fox.
I will not ride them up a hill.
I do not ride them for a thrill.
I do not ride them here or there.
I do not ride them ANYWHERE!

I do not ride 29er bikes!
I do not like them, Spike & Ike.

You do not like them. SO you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Spike & Ike! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

Say!
I like 29er bikes!
I do! I like them, Spike & Ike!
And I would ride them in a race!
And I would ride them with some grace.
And I will ride them in the rain.
And in a park. And on rough terrain.
And on a road. And on a trail.
They are so good, they DO prevail!

So, I will ride them with RockShox.
And I will ride them with a Fox.
And I will ride them for a thrill.
And I will ride them up a hill.
And I will ride them here and there.
Say! I will ride them EVERYWHERE!

I do so like 29er bikes!
Thank you! Thank you, Spike & Ike
 

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Nicely done. And yes, I do know something 26" riders don't.
 
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