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At least someone is doing it doggy style.
My dog likes to be on top.

hat would be a good destination to go to in mid/late April that is within reasonable driving distance? I'm guessing Moab would be at the top of the list?
Fruita-Grand Junction-Moab if you have 1 week in April. Specially, if you've never been to Moab...
 

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My dog likes to be on top.



Fruita-Grand Junction-Moab if you have 1 week in April. Specially, if you've never been to Moab...
Good pics/ride report, and even better sense of humor!
 

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mmm hmmm

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And I agree: the employees of Asian-based airlines are worlds better than most anything else flying around.
That's because they always looking for American husband! :D
 

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G - D said she is a go for Moab/Fruita in Mar/Apr. We will bring the big bikes. I'll have the dogs and the toilet paper. I hope you can still go.
 

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That's because they always looking for American husband! :D
Funny that you brought this up....just over an hour ago me and colleague from Oahu were just talking about this very subject. That and arranged marriages!!!

I told him and our executive assistant that if I ever come back from the Philippines with a bride, they have my permission to shoot me!!!

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Funny that you brought this up....just over an hour ago me and colleague from Oahu were just talking about this very subject. That and arranged marriages!!!

I told him and our executive assistant that if I ever come back from the Philippines with a bride, they have my permission to shoot me!!!

:D
No offense to Flip, but those Phillipino mailorder brides are the worse! I've seen several take fat, tired and rich American men for everything. My friend Jim had a Phillipine girl down in San Fran, and all she ever did was hold up her ring finger and say, "Jim no buy me ring. He buy me ring and make me happy. Jim, you buy?" We threw a party when Jim dumped Daisy.

As for the airline stewardesses (or they called flight attendants?) they have their sights on much bigger prizes than a schmuck who can't get a girl the good ol' fashioned way. I was in Singapore a year ago, and seeing the Pan-Asian fly girls walk in a group of 3 or 5 through the airport is a sight to behold.
 

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I think you mean any mail order bride would take a guy for his cash.....I think the term is "gold digger". There is a word for it in nearly every language.

Did you get any wool for Xmas....

da spackle is good here...I got a spackle gun.
 

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Visicypher said:
I think you mean any mail order bride would take a guy for his cash.....I think the term is "gold digger". There is a word for it in nearly every language.

Did you get any wool for Xmas....

da spackle is good here...I got a spackle gun.
True, not just limited to the Flips. Again, no offense to anyone who is a Flip or mailorder bride.

As for da wool: no. My girlfriend either couldn't or wouldn't understand the need for $25 socks that didn't go above my scrawny calves. "What is a Swobo" she'd mutter whenever I'd send a link to the much-desired prize at http://www.swobo.com/product_m.aspx?l=00010004000000000000&p=SWB08000

I'd break up with her but our marriage contract doesn't expire until the Phillipino New Year in 2008.
 

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Its not like these guys don't know what they are getting into. What do they think? Hot girls going for old, fat, bald, american men. Seriously. They cant think that these girls are attracted to them for their personality...
 

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Its not like these guys don't know what they are getting into. What do they think? Hot girls going for old, fat, bald, american men. Seriously. They cant think that these girls are attracted to them for their personality...
If men are giving away $200 a night to ex porn stars at Spearment Rhino for 10 minutes of attention what makes you think they won't give away their life savings to some barely legal girl with a permanent tan who promises to love them long time?
 

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Greenlight for Lua and me also...

Hopefully I don't find work too quickly when I get back from the PI.... Not sure if SJ can go (she may have to go to NYC)...
 

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Are you kidding? Do men do this? Man, if so, then a guy would need new financial planning advice. Time to fire the little man below the belt and go to TD Waterhouse. Sheesh. Anyone, man or woman for that matter stupid enough to make that kind of choice... well I don't really feel sorry for them.
 

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We had a layover in Tokyo and we are all waiting there in the terminal and there were a handful of fat, balding, old white guys on our same flight. They were either heading over to the Philippines for a sex tour or they were intent on bringing back a bride. Little do those idiots know that she's gonna be aiming to get as much of her family back to the states as soon as she can....

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Sadly I think this is the route I'm gonna have to end up taking. 33 y.o. and still single. Whenever I speak with any of my relatives the first thing they ask is "Nick...you get a girlfriend/wife yet?".
:rolleyes:

Hell...I've even had some of my aunties offer to "find" someone for me to bring back over.

Hey....as long as she mountain bikes and backpacks...I'm all for it!!! :D
 

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haha..

Sadly I think this is the route I'm gonna have to end up taking. 33 y.o. and still single. Whenever I speak with any of my relatives the first thing they ask is "Nick...you get a girlfriend/wife yet?".
That's the flip Roman Catholic family values for you... Your life is not considered complete unless you're married. I've resorted to telling them I'm gay... But for some reason, they don't believe it...
 

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I see poss need for a *DISLCLAIMER* coming

BelaySlave said:
Funny that you brought this up....just over an hour ago me and colleague from Oahu were just talking about this very subject. That and arranged marriages!!!

I told him and our executive assistant that if I ever come back from the Philippines with a bride, they have my permission to shoot me!!!

:D
Just was a nice opportunity to fit in some humor there oh so perfectly.
I don't really think that in general.
But if I was in the market that way, I'd go Russian or Swedish ;)

I do have a few stories about a friend of mine (NOT me) and those tours and a LOT of trips to PI's, Thailand, and also Columbia I think...

and also how I think L dog contradicts himself in some ways!
 

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No offense to Flip, but those Phillipino mailorder brides are the worse! I've seen several take fat, tired and rich American men for everything. My friend Jim had a Phillipine girl down in San Fran, and all she ever did was hold up her ring finger and say, "Jim no buy me ring. He buy me ring and make me happy. Jim, you buy?" We threw a party when Jim dumped Daisy.

As for the airline stewardesses (or they called flight attendants?) they have their sights on much bigger prizes than a schmuck who can't get a girl the good ol' fashioned way. I was in Singapore a year ago, and seeing the Pan-Asian fly girls walk in a group of 3 or 5 through the airport is a sight to behold.
IT'S CONFIRMED: YOU'RE A MORONIC PIG. THANKS FOR MORE INFORMATION THAN WE NEEDED--NOT.
 

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westin said:
No offense to Flip, but those Phillipino mailorder brides are the worse! I've seen several take fat, tired and rich American men for everything. My friend Jim had a Phillipine girl down in San Fran, and all she ever did was hold up her ring finger and say, "Jim no buy me ring. He buy me ring and make me happy. Jim, you buy?" We threw a party when Jim dumped Daisy.
Dude that's my auntie Marina you are talking about!!!!!!!
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She lives in SF and is married to an American. BUT they don't live together nor do they do much as a married couple. However she takes full advantage of his $. She has a bright yellow H2 and a house in Vega$...sadly I haven't been able to use either one even though she keeps offering them to me. It's her second husband too and suprisingly not that many of her relatives have even met the guy. He's a bit of a mystery.

I love her to death though. She's fun to be around.
 

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My $.02

No offense to Flip, but those Phillipino mailorder brides are the worse! I've seen several take fat, tired and rich American men for everything.
All of a matter of perspective isn't it? Who is worse, the maker of the drug or the buyer? No offense taken in your statement but it is a very fat, tired, rich American men-centric point of view. Those losers need to realize that the USD won't buy you love anywhere (Philippines, Thailand, Russia, Sweden, San Francisco or Kuna).

Jim no buy me ring. He buy me ring and make me happy. Jim, you buy
Flip natives don't talk this way. It's more like... "Punk-a$$ ****** ain't showin' me no ice!" I should know, I'm a native...

One more thing, it's spelled "Filipino".

Stepping off soap-box now and going back to the bike talk...

Entrance to Gould's Rim trail. You have to love a sign that says "Human Power Only". RRB almost ran over a burrowing owl on this singletrack. It scared the living crap out of her and I...
 

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