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Hoodwinkerdropability - ('hud-"wi[ng]k-er-drŏp-a-bĭl-ĭ-tē ) n. pl.. The abilty to compute or calculate a freeride vertical drop to be bigger than it really is in order to brag about or gain approval from fellow freeriders. This act known as hoodwinkerdropability is often practiced by the newbie freerider trying to prove his abilities and gain acceptance.

ex. Mike's hoodwinkerdropability was so great, he had convinced his fellow freeriders that he landed a 60 foot drop to flat.

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Shuntavi said:
Hoodwinkerdropability - ('hud-"wi[ng]k-er-drŏp-a-bĭl-ĭ-tē ) n. pl.. The abilty to compute or calculate a freeride vertical drop to be bigger than it really is in order to brag about or gain approval from fellow freeriders. This act known as hoodwinkerdropability is often practiced by the newbie freerider trying to prove his abilities and gain acceptance.

ex. Mike's hoodwinkerdropability was so great, he had convinced his fellow freeriders that he landed a 60 foot drop to flat.
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that pic looks like some lines i hit last year in Moab (porc pine rim??)
only 60feet?
this is me dropping a billion feet to flat concrete

my Hoodwinkerdropability factor levels up + 5,000 points

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brodie_rider said:
only 60feet?
this is me dropping a billion feet to flat concrete

Dude ,dont lie... that drop is no even 100fts..
You BIG hoodwinkerdropabil....
VIA said:
brodie_rider said:
only 60feet?
this is me dropping a billion feet to flat concrete

Dude ,dont lie... that drop is no even 100fts..
You BIG hoodwinkerdropabil....
haha..no actually it's only 100mm. i sux0rs :(
Bender Tax

Hoodwinkerdropability - ('hud-"wi[ng]k-er-drŏp-a-bĭl-ĭ-tē ) n. pl.. The abilty to compute or calculate a freeride vertical drop to be bigger than it really is in order to brag about or gain approval from fellow freeriders.

I thought when you did that it was called Bender Tax (no disrespect to Bender intended)
Bender Tax is the "reality adjustment"

the engrossment adjustment is called the Aaron Day Tax ("I'm gonna drop 90 feet and stick it")
gonzostrike said:
the engrossment adjustment is called the Aaron Day Tax ("I'm gonna drop 90 feet and stick it")
Hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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