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^oh dear! And way to pay attention Mr. Flag Waver Starter Guy.

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Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, And every year Ed would say,

" Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

Norma always replied,
" I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said, " Norma, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "

To this, Norma replied,
" Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "

The pilot overheard the couple and said,
" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If You can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge You a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "

Ed and Norma agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said, " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you Didn't. I'm impressed! "

Ed replied, " Well, to tell you the truth
I almost said something when Norma fell out,
But you know...

Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!

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Probably the best advice you will get today.

I refuse too. :)

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