What's the main difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the Dirtbag.
Oh, not biker, cyclist. I got it now.
2- when I shave my legs I don't stop at the tan line
3- stamina, stamina, stamina
4- my body is used to hunched over positions for hours at a time
5- as a single speeder I know sometimes the basics are all that's needed
6- as a 29er rider I'm not afraid of trying new things despite what others say
7- Did I mention stamina, stamina, stamina?
8- I'm not afraid of pain
9- I'll ride any time, but I prefer to be well lubricated and have conditions damp.
10- Afterwards I'm all for a beer or glass of wine or shot of something or sharing a blunt.
11- Nothing beats a nap after a good ride.