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Hi there boys. I'm here all alone on my blue velvet sofa, just waiting for someone to put me together and ride me hard. My rear end will make you want to R.O. with your C.O.
My top measures 200mm 888. Does that make you horny? My Blue Groove is getting all Stick-E just thinking about it. I'm just waiting for someone to SRAM it to me 7 Juicy times with all 8 inches and get Ruffian. I may look like a Saint with my young E13 looks, but one crank and I'll Eliminate any doubts with my 36 holes. My WTB Power V will make you wonder if you're willing to go XX. So if you're ready to go FSA with my Thomson, give me a call. Just be sure to bring Dual Ring Security and a grease gun for my pivots.
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I don't do PC
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I'm all hot and bothered, are you sure she's not more than you can handle?, I would be happy with sloppy seconds, or thirds, or fourths :)
 

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Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
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good to see kenda providing some protetion. when ya gonna press the head (set) in? go get it (built) up and put the crank to it!

ps: may i play with yer nipples? i just love the ones with big hoops on em!
 

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Baked Alaskan
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This post frightens me...

That's gonna build up to one seriously sweet ride though!!!
 

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not so super...
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rroeder said:
I would be happy with sloppy seconds, or thirds, or fourths :)
You have to be fine with that - her rear is being pumped by Rocco (Siffredi) - a porn star:rolleyes:
 
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