The Scrap Yards of Newtown - Trail, Newtown silly ass, Pennsylvania

The Scrap Yards of Newtown - Trail, Newtown silly ass, Pennsylvania

DESCRIPTION

Well let me explain this place so it make sence to the common village idiot. Newtown is a growing place and has been since it was founded back in the days of old. As this place grew the trash and scrap of the town was commonly discarded in mass to restricted zone called C33 block 4. After trouble with the government the Newtown Trash Department (founded by old man Gilabertie) was ordered to clean the waste from C33 and return it to the right full owners, Newtownians. recently a punk band called the Lethal Fremonts began raising charity to turn this Scrap Yard into the best Bike trails in Newtown, and that they did. Now for a quick description of the trails themselves. They are made up of medal/wood/plastic/chicken/glass/deer scrap. The smell is almost unbearable and you can pretty much expect to be injured upon arrival. There are many natural jumps not even found in nature itself. Some rampes clear Gopher Gulley, and murky waters or let me just say liquids unkwown to man. My ownly words of advise are just to remin calm when confronted by any red tailed squirrels of Pronghorn Lillyfrickles, down blink of emit and moisture for they know your weaknesses and will use them against you. Some rules for the trail are as follows: -No drinks/food permitted -Bike must be equipped with a silent alarm and -A speed limit of 14 gigajewels is in effect. Thankyou and enjoy the trail!!!

USER REVIEWS

Showing 1-2 of 2  
[Jul 11, 2007]
orlowskij

OVERALL
RATING
1
[Nov 04, 2002]
Eli

Very nice trails. Although my first ride was painful (snapped apendix), it was the most ubelievable ride i ever had. My times i have ridden this trail from then after my long, enduring, intense games of hockey. It is a great place to lose that extra fat that you get when you work at WENDY'S for a long time.I LOVE THE SCRAPYARDS!!!!

Customer Service

See above, but yeaild at all antelope crossings for eye contact is fatal.

Similar Products Used:

Stonybridge Court Trails, Weasel redemption is also nice.

OVERALL
RATING
5
VALUE
RATING
Showing 1-2 of 2  

THE SITE

ABOUT MTBR

VISIT US AT

mtbr.com and the ConsumerReview Network are business units of Invenda Corporation

(C) Copyright 1996-2018. All Rights Reserved.