The Ass Crack - Trail, Bristol, Pennsylvania

The Ass Crack - Trail, Bristol, Pennsylvania

DESCRIPTION

Two large boulders on both left and right of trail. Similar in appearance to an ass crack. Very good for BMX. One major problem. Do not fall! If so and you are by yourself scream till you cant scream no more. The reason for that is you will become lodged in the immence crevise beneath you. Smell is very rancid. Do not ride in rainy weather for flooding is common. Other than those precautions trail is fun!!!!

USER REVIEWS

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[Jun 17, 2001]
Slim Johnny

Great, don't fall, i lost my footings after this guy took a dump next to me then farted, it smelled like soup

Customer Service

See above

Similar Products Used:

the long stick, the short branch, the wide trunk, the small trunk, the fruitmans land

OVERALL
RATING
5
VALUE
RATING
[Oct 12, 2001]
tatonka

it doesn't get any more juicy than this ...

Customer Service

hairy tongue trail, to intestinal track and then finish on the Brown Downhill

OVERALL
RATING
5
VALUE
RATING
[Sep 16, 2002]
Great Cornholio

Man was I muddy after this ride, leave it for a dry day. Bring TP for your bunghole.

Customer Service

Follow signs and blazes for the Brown trail. Stream crossings are scary, but worth it for the chocolate speed reed; hairy and tight.

Similar Products Used:

Phallic Rock, the Birth canal

OVERALL
RATING
5
VALUE
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