A.D. Barnes State Park - Trail, Miami, Florida

A.D. Barnes State Park - Trail, Miami, Florida

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The "Trail from Hell"... When I first entered this park, I swore I must of died and gone to hell! Once you enter "El camino de fuego hacia el diablo", you wonder if Satan himself designed this course. If you''re in a hurry to meet him, check this place out!! You first must race through the "tar pits" that strecth for about half a mile - 6" wide dirt trail with vomit/piss pits on both sides! Watch out for wild beasts though! You get the Carnelius Maximus bear that comes out of no where - dog looking thing I tell ya. The park rangers Robert Garcia and Evelio Vega, along with their trusty side kicks Daniel Reyes and Sammy the Cheetah will guide you along the dark forest - kinda seems like a Roach motel - you the roach check in but you''re sure as heck not checking out! Be weary of the bridge that crosses the lake of phlegm, one slip and your $3,000.00 bike is down the drain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[May 08, 2005]
Fay
Weekend Warrior

Someone has gotten the information wrong. I went looking last weekend and there is no biking trail at A.D. Barnes Park. First, the directions is completely incorrect. The directions lead to a residential neighborhood with townhomes and apartments. Secondly, A.D. Barnes park is the usual family park. It has a new paved walking trail, NOT a biking trail. Please fix the posting for trails in Florida.

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Emelia Earhardt park has done more work and added new sections to the trail. Good for a cardio burn.

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