Black Rock City - Trail, San Francisco and/or Gerlach, NV, California

Black Rock City - Trail, San Francisco and/or Gerlach, NV, California

DESCRIPTION

flat. nothing but flat. real flat. it's alkaline too, and hot. windy and dusty. generally inhospitable to humans and most other living creatures, but who cares?

USER REVIEWS

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[Dec 28, 2004]
Lucky's dad
Weekend Warrior

Flat but bumpy, recommend as many wheels as possible 3 minimum. Frequent white outs may require breathing apparatus and loud rock music to weather the dust storms. Cover your bike with EL wire so you can find it in the dark. Huge fish costumes work very well to help find your direction, Avoid setting yourself on fire.

Customer Service

Take the long route, take your time, and share your time with others.

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5
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[Dec 04, 2001]
patrick

it is so flat, and i have been so high, that i thought i was god. the nekkid women are so abundant you get used to it. bring your gnarlyest downhill gear, you will look really cool to the natives. you may be mistaken for mel gibson, raod warrior era, and worshiped as a savior. untill the drugs wear off anyway

Customer Service

shrooms, acid, maybe some x. booze should be avoided, exept a little wine for dinner or a beer on really hot days.

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you aint seen flat till you have riddden black rock city.

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5
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[Dec 04, 2001]
shekky

be a god.

bring your lube. lube is good. bring some protection. protection is good, rampant procreation is not.

i have ridden in the dust. i have ridden in the mud. i have ridden far out onto the playa, seen absolutely nothing, ridden back and gotten very drunk on something called "tuaca".

i have painted the naked breasts of a twenty year old woman. i have tended bar. i have forced my musical tastes upon untold hundreds of unsuspection citizens of Black Rock City.

i have shared much london broil, pork ribs, whiskey and psylociben mushrooms with my neighbors.

i have danced in the streets for hours with a wonderful naked woman.

Piss Clear

Customer Service

this way. then that way. then that way again, then back over this way. bring a cheap bike. bring big tires. bring a good hat. helmets are worthless, they are misery here. your goggles will not fit while you have a helmet on anyway.

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the lost penguin lounge

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5
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[May 19, 2002]
Mo

Awesome, homo erotic perverts only prowl around the first few nights after that, the women are no longer afraid to come out and its open nectar flow from then on. Oh sweet lovin indeed. Oh and make sure you don't get caught somoking pot, a friend was taken to a jail in reno for just that.

Customer Service

Out on the open playa riding with your eyes closed for exactly 20 minutes. Singing loudly is recommended to avoid collision .

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5
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