Town Madness - TRAIL

Town Madness - Trail, Southampton City Center, United Kingdom

Out side the crematorium jump the sloping wall opposite the art gallery wizz around toward KFC grab food.Go down the center of town taking care to hit the gas.Jump the little steps outside HMV hop over the benches drop off the wall outside boots and go to Mayflower Park to show up all the little skimmy BMXer's by jumping all there quater pipes and ramps and grind you peadles on the grinding bars to finish as the BMXer's collapse in admoration and bow at your feet . WARNING SOME BMXER'S DON'T LIKE US KIND WHO DO THIS Also outside JJB Sports there are a loverly set of bike racks where you can lock your cycle up and pop in to meet me as I work there in the bike department ask for Symon Davis

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Ian   [Feb 17, 2000]

This 'trail' is the biggest pile of pants I have ever ridden in my life! Most of it has been dug up by the council thanks for making waste my time Mr Simon Davies!!!!1

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Stay at home

Similar Products Used: Salisbury
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Ian   [Feb 23, 2000]

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stay in bed

Similar Products Used: Woodlands, it's on the list. I made it and it rules
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lee   [Feb 26, 2000]

it has all been demolished

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go to the shop and buy mtbr

Similar Products Used: woodlands or ashurst camp site i built them
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Simon   [Mar 01, 2000]

its all been knocked down and your 'trail' is bollocks

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none

Similar Products Used: bomb hole
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Darren Bennett   [Mar 29, 2000]

Great fun though you should make it a circular route so that you can do laps. Also, you could take another detour to Leisure World or Ocean Village to play arcade games and watch movies.

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Why not take a detour to Maccy D's or Burger King for a cheese burger and chips? Do it on a Sunday when there's less people.

Similar Products Used: Winchester, Bar End pits.
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al   [May 16, 2000]

Go to the kiddies playpark not the skate park.
An excellent place to learn to ride trails etc... lots of luvely low walls and benches. I used spent lots of happy hours there....warning try to avoid the little screaming toddlers on hot days, they can leave nasty marks on your tyres....

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Go straight to mayflower park

Similar Products Used: LORDSWOOD
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Veero   [Nov 28, 2001]

THis guy sounds like a MINCER!!
Just ride rounds do the steps down the side of ASDA they rock for scaring the sh!t out of ppl walking up

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Dont do the trail this muppet ghas suggested, he must work in Halfords or sommat.

Similar Products Used: Just ride round, stay in bed or go to Bar ENd jumps at WInchester, street riding in Exeter by the way is awesome
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Ev   [Feb 22, 2002]

Crap, borin, shit, waste of time! (ps, i agree about the steps nxt to Azda, most excellent)

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Old SAMS DH track, East Meon Hants/Lordswood trails, soton

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Jeff   [Jan 14, 2003]

Shit.

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Ride something good. Calm down and don't be a wanker.

Similar Products Used: Anywhere.
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