Ewok forest - Trail, Edmonton, Alberta

Ewok forest - Trail, Edmonton, Alberta

DESCRIPTION

if you stay up on the left side of the river valley its mostly single track lots of roots and its not too long until you come down to a gravel path then you get to ewok forest there are many latter bridges and drops with lots of logs and some jumps.

USER REVIEWS

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[Aug 01, 2007]
andrew romaro is a farty-pants mexican
Racer

although i have never actualy ridden this trail, and will probably rant on about nothing i am still an entirly credable source of information. you may think that somone who's name is andrew romaro is a farty pants will submit a useless reveiw that is filled entirely with useless rantings, but you are wrong and if you think that i am not a creadable source of informantion, i keel you scum, pee in your rabit stew, break into your house and eat your carrots, duct tape you to a bench in the locker room of your favorite fitness centre, teach your kids to swear and smoke mary jane, nair off your eye brows and replace them with pube clippings in a way that would make you look permanatly angry, make long distance phone calls from your house, make you sit in a comfy chair, hit you with a fish, eat your liver,let my dog fart on you, prank call you, buy you chocolates and caviar, feast on your soul, spit in your hair, make you kiss aidrial (who ate dog poo), make you hug andrew butts (thus making you comitt suicide), make you smell andrew butts, give you a texas chili hole, give you a noogie, tell you one of my boring fishing stories or feed you doritos, which i beleive are laced with meth at the factory to make you buy them. in conculsion i do not rant and i can write a good review. although i have not ridden this trail and do not even know which trail i am revewing. i recomend this trail cause its better than sitting on your ass readin a reveiw written by somone high on some plant he found on a trail in b.c

i also wrecomend pretending to be unconcious on the side of a run and waiting for somone to come by. when they bend down to see if you are ok, roll over and scream, or pretend to try to bite them to scare the crap outa them.

good riding!

Customer Service

figure it out yourself you dumbass

Similar Products Used:

none- just go to smithers or panorama (where i recomend crazy train), or ferni or whisler

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4
VALUE
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2
[Nov 13, 2005]
free rider
Downhiller

to peter...or anyone can u please email me with some good trails...im into the techinical parts + dh and freeride and if any1 knows any good spots in west ed e mail me with some info...im kinda new (this season..2005 that is)

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4
VALUE
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5
[May 14, 2000]
Brent

Lots of fun. But the people building the obstacles could use some basic physics lessons...

Customer Service

Finders keepers...

Similar Products Used:

Any trail in Nordegg, Alberta.

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2
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[Jun 01, 2000]
flip

ewok forest has gotten a lot better I just went there recently and there are like 4 new latters built and a tettertotter was built. I use to not really like that place but now it kicks some ass.

Customer Service

Some where in the rivervalley

Similar Products Used:

Tawillger park

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5
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[Jun 06, 2000]
Burnsy

????????

Customer Service

Why review this trail and then not tell anybody where it is dick heads? Why waste your time?

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5
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[Jun 06, 2000]
Pete

Where the hell is it you ass!

Similar Products Used:

Tell me where it is and maybe I could tell you!

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5
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[Jun 08, 2000]
Fip-man

I agree that the builders may be homocidal, but hey it's the best we've got and it is getting better every day. Now there are 3 new 3 - 4 foot drops, 2 new teeters, and a nasty 6 footer wheelie drop with a flat-ass landing. Everything is ridable if you have enough suspension. Anyone who needs help building, email me and I'll come help.

Customer Service

If you ride the river valley enough, you'll find it.

Similar Products Used:

Widowmaker, bobsled run, darcy's drop, some mill creek trails.

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4
VALUE
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[Jun 18, 2000]
Clipster

This is as techy as it gets in Edmonton. Nice and twisty at the start some NS stuff later. The reason you don't get the directions is so you gotta go to a shop to get some locals. That way if you're a dick (i.e. someone who might sue if they got hurt) they won't take you.

Customer Service

somehow it has just slipped my mind...

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3
VALUE
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[Jul 06, 2000]

If i ever find those queers who ripped the latters and and put them at the bottom of the other latters so they could just ride across the latterbridges and not have to wheelie of the end i am going to kick the living crap you. Just because you suck ass at mountain biking the whole world shouldnt have to suffer..

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2
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[Aug 19, 2000]
darryl

ladders, bridges big drops, too scary for me

Customer Service

its by some trees

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3
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