Tour de hood

Tour de hood

	Tour de hood
Location:	Florida
Nearest Town:	Fort lauderdale
Directions to Trailhead:	I-95 to Broward blvd east to andrews ave north to Sistrunk blvd then your here.Head west.
Trail Description:	High speed run for your life through the most challenging urban multi-track.Best ridden at night while wearing luminescent cycling gear and lots of lights on your bike.If you are looking for a high speed thrill ride this is it!What better motivator to ride than being pursued!Lonely?plenty ho's chillin by the roadside.Thirsty?you will be.sick pits at the dump by 95 to challenge the trials set.
Trail Length:	2 miles
Trail Type:	Paved Path
Skill Level:	Extreme
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slappy ho from accross da screet Date: October 15, 2002 Trail Ridden: Once a week
Recommended Route: When i be walkin down da screet i be sawin this white boys cannondale sitting in the mo fos truck. bein dat i is a worfless nigga i be stealin it from dat hard workin cracker. i be knowin it be rong but i be a nigga and dats what we be doin best. it bein atleast 8 monfs since me be stealin it so i be thanking i could scrap it for some money but da shit be to mo fukin light, i aimt be getting my crack, if any mo fo can help a nigga out u be lettin a brova man know. all dat work stealing thw white mans bi cicle and be smashin out da glass all over da screet be leavin a nigga sad all i be gotten was a 40 of malt liquora. Other recommended trails in the same area:
Review: stop at da 6 screet pharmacy for what eva a nigga be needin just have da benjamins out. just watch out for tha cracker, the mo fo want to be hangin my ass now	Overall Rating:

John Doe from Atlanta Date: June 16, 2002 Trail Ridden: Ridden Once
Recommended Route: North, da hell outta Sout' Flo'da, dumb asses!!! Other recommended trails in the same area: none...get da hell outta there!!! South Florida sucks d*ck!!!
Review: There ain't sht that be good 'bout Sout' Flo'da...y'all's gots ta get da hell out a heah!! You fat pssy ass motha f*ckas couldn't ride no trails if you had somebody carry y'all on their backs....jack asses!!!	Overall Rating:

Frank from Fort Lauderdale, Florida Date: May 18, 2001 Trail Ridden: Ridden Once
Recommended Route: Don't go there Other recommended trails in the same area: none
Review: Leave your two thousand dollars bike at home and ride a huffy instead. Believe me, you will be alot safer! Oh, don't forget to ride fast and never stop!!	Overall Rating:

Slap Ma Fro from Compton, CA. Date: April 12, 2001 Trail Ridden: Ridden Once
Recommended Route: It ain't the direction, it's the speed! Other recommended trails in the same area: Any that lead to the drive thru liquor sto.
Review: I done came down 'dere to visit my cuz for our 1,375 peoples family reunion, that's just from my momma's side! Some fat rocks to be had in Lauderdale yo! We was chillin' on the porch when this goofy bitch rolled up on us and said he was on this "Tour de Hood" and made a wrong turn and asked me for directions out da jungle. I gave him a taste off my pipe & next thing I know I'm tradin' this cracker a bagful ($50) for some gray bike called Litespeed, is it as good as my royce union that I pinched from this little white dude back in east LA? It be havin' some little ass pedals tho and the seat is too hard fo my black booty so I might just trade it out for some more chronic and a fody. Keepin' it real (real stupid)! Slappy	Overall Rating:

Stu Padaso from Carvers Ranches Date: April 7, 2001 Trail Ridden: Once a week
Recommended Route: Follow the BBQ rib & chicken smell Other recommended trails in the same area: mlk drive from da swap to oakland
Review: i luv dis ride man, makes me feel @ home wit my homeis. sure beats the hell outta ride'n out in da woods wit da crackers. this trail even got places to stop & refill your camel back wit a fresh 40oz & places to refresh your pipe wit some good sh*t dawg. p.s. last time i rode, i lost my trek afro pick man. anyyou dawgs find it man give it to leroy infront of jojo's on sistrunk. audi & volvo & all dat	Overall Rating:

Fyrram from Ft.Laud Date: February 26, 2001 Trail Ridden: Once a year
Recommended Route: From 441 and Broward Blvd. to Davie East to US-1 to 17th St. The Strip, Riverfront, West on Broward Blvd. Other recommended trails in the same area:
Review: Nice Ride on a Sunny South Fla day. Good work out down to the beach then check out the Bitc_es. Ride back but, don't plan to stop on the BLVD. Keep the speed up and be ready to do a few jumps over the wildlife lying on the side walks. Watch for the glass 40's next to them. It wouldn't be a good place to blow a tire.	Overall Rating:

Evan Hollander from Hollywood Date: December 12, 2000 Trail Ridden: Once a week
Recommended Route: From near Griffin Road & 441 thru da hood to 17th Street Bridge to FTL beach, Las Olas, Riverfront and back 30+ miles Other recommended trails in the same area: Southbound beach to William Lehman Causeway and back, same milage but not as FUN!!!
Review: All kidding aside (see my review as Lotissere)...this is really a kick ass urban assult ride. We run it on Tues. & Thurs nights from 8:00pm to 10:30pm and would like to get a few more riders (bodyguards) to participate. We average 15+ mph and have a nice route that goes over bridges (38.5 mph decending the 17th street bridge) around FLL airport and down the strip, a few parking garages, the big steps in front of the Performing Arts Center and much more. Helmet and/or bar lights and rear strobes are a must. Anything reflective is a plus. e-mail me if you want a spot. It is a great training ride for the upcoming race season and a great way to meet other extreme riders!!!	Overall Rating:

ben dover from lauderdale Date: November 18, 2000 Trail Ridden: Ridden Once
Recommended Route: start trail like normal, then head north anywhere between 27 and 31 aves. go a couple blocks then head west again. i rode at night, it really got my juices pumping! Other recommended trails in the same area: start at boomers in hollywood(formerly grand prix) head east, make left at school yard and head to griffin road. ride fast experienced only
Review: lots of fun, when your riding by yourself, with training wheels, a banana seat, and a basket, that way you can carry your malt liquor,crack, and a ho an the banana seat.	Overall Rating:

Jack As from Deerfield Beach Date: November 4, 2000 Trail Ridden: Once a week
Recommended Route: Highly recommend the side streets off of Sistrunk Other recommended trails in the same area: Dr. Martin Luther King Blvd. just west of Powerline behind the BOoby trap is a much better location...give it a try.
Review: This ride is a true thriller, best while carrying a bottle of any brand of malt liquor. You'll fit right in when touring the side streets, but I'd recommend not stopping, most of the bro's are looking at your bike and wondering if they can kick your ass...just keep on going.	Overall Rating:

Tyrone uhhhhhh forgot... from florida Date: October 3, 2000 Trail Ridden: Once a week
Recommended Route: dis be da shit nigga's. ho's, rock, brotha's, rock, forties, ho's. its all dere. Other recommended trails in the same area: opa-locka, carol city, overtown
Review: you cracker ass crackers com trew my hood and i be puttin a cap in yo ass. i ain't lyin. word...	Overall Rating:

Lotisserie from Homeless Shelter on Andrews Date: September 27, 2000 Trail Ridden: Once a week
Recommended Route: Straight into the hood as mentioned Other recommended trails in the same area: Sistrunk, Pompano warehouse district, Dania
Review: To all ya 'all cracker ass bike riders ridin' thru my hood. I ain't gots no bi sicle. But I sho enuf will suck dat big ole' dick out yall's spandex panties for a quick twenny. Den you can check out my cuz's rock collection (he be sellin' the fat ones fo tree for fiddy) ...get all g'ed up on some of our finest crack and spin yo ass back to wonderbreadville.	Overall Rating:

Ryan from Deerfield Bch., FL Date: July 6, 2000 Trail Ridden: Ridden Once
Recommended Route: As stated Other recommended trails in the same area: To scary to site-see. Can't look for any.
Review: Ride fast and don't stop!	Overall Rating: