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Submitted by
flyn
a Racer
from Freenville Date Reviewed: June 7, 2009 | | Favorite Trail: | The Rielly veeee | | Duration Product Used: | Less than 1 month | | Price Paid: |
$250.00 | | Purchased At: | Flynn's Hairy Chode | | Strengths: | Hagan's big buns can wrap around the seat pretty well. The color is perfect. It has a greenish brown tint to it that almost makes you think of your chunky diaherria after Snappy Tomatoes. It came with used Lauren boyshorts which was a definite plus! | | Weaknesses: | It had a hairy orange flynnthong attached to the back wheel which was welded on there. It cause massive butt skids on the road which made it smell like a dadalant flynnfoot. There was blood on the frame where Flynn ran over reilly when Tennessee lost to florida. The rubber grips smelt like claire breath! When you break you start to hear pu pu pu poker face pu pu poker face! | | Similar Products Used: | Orange power T flynnthong, A hairy dildo, Brannon frat party listening to Pokerface | | Bike Setup: | Made out of chucky veggies piled together. Simon from monk-e-mail spewed massive stains. Decals were amazing. But they smelled like sweat balls! Taylor pot breath! | | Bottom Line: | When I bought this, it was a fat and sassy! The seller was a bit apprehensive toward selling it to me, because he was in love with the power T thong on the tire. When I ride it, it makes me feel like i can ride down the road in a thong. It has given me so many special rides. I don't know if you guys want to know but it did help me get a glimpse of flynn cuttin the grass in a pink see through thong! This bike IS and will always be a major part in my life. I even drove it to my first job interview, but i didn't get the job because they thought the bike smelt like Hagan's sweat buns after working out! For those who have read this, you will know if you, too, should own this bike. WARNING:!!! this is not for the faint of heart. It will probably make you squirt your trousers as soon as you sit on it. (It feels like a toilet) | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
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Jeffrey Sotero
a Downhiller
from Portland, Or, USA Date Reviewed: March 9, 2008 | | Favorite Trail: | unmarked hillsides of portland and beaverton | | Duration Product Used: | 1 Year | | Price Paid: |
$160.00 | | Purchased At: | Copeland's Sports | | Strengths: | perfect weight, perfect balance, stock everything was perfect for riding to racing. one brake made cornering easy as if to drift. tires good for all around riding. no gyro no problem and no need the speed i got on it i'll never forget. sealed bearing was a definite yes | | Weaknesses: | virtually none | | Similar Products Used: | nothing can compare to me | | Bike Setup: | kept it stock and loved it | | Bottom Line: | light speedy and you'll never have to change wheels with sealed bearing. perfect for all around riding | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
phil
a Weekend Warrior
from st. joseph, michigan, usa Date Reviewed: August 19, 2007 | | Favorite Trail: | bikers bowl | | Duration Product Used: | Less than 1 month | | Price Paid: |
$100.00 | | Purchased At: | friend | | Strengths: | frame,bars,and brakes also very light | | Weaknesses: | rims | | Similar Products Used: | backtrail | | Bike Setup: | track n' trail | | Bottom Line: | awesome and durable bike for the price. its great for beginners and pros! | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
Buns grease Stainysquit
a
from Fat poop Date Reviewed: July 20, 2007 | | Favorite Trail: | the black foot | | Duration Product Used: | 2 Years | | Price Paid: |
$21.00 | | Purchased At: | A septic plant | | Strengths: | It smells like flynn foot. It rides so smooth that it feels like you are on the toilet dumping! | | Weaknesses: | Instead of accual tools, they sent humongus terds. Terd sauce sliggy's out of the poop brakes. It smells like huge fatty poop. | | Similar Products Used: | Claire breath. Cleg claire. Dump cheese. Feet dump poop. | | Bike Setup: | I put the dump tools to work. they broke in half and they were hairy. | | Bottom Line: | The bike was dump. Not to mention the fact that it smells like charred crispy flynn. The chain was all mooshy. I smelt it, and it smelt like the inside of a clogged toilet. When the bike broke in half, there was peanuts in it. DUMP FOOT!!! Grease foot. I think the shipper took a Smummaron in the box. The handle bars were so crusty and they left a squirt on my hand. Then I pooped and it looked very similar to the Butt bike. Then I knew it was a fake! | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
Josh
a Weekend Warrior
from Henderson Date Reviewed: February 11, 2006 | | Favorite Trail: | showboat park | | Duration Product Used: | 3 months | | Price Paid: |
$80.00 | | Purchased At: | friends house | | Strengths: | light weight, durable frame, | | Weaknesses: | 1 pc crank, rims bend easily after a tailwhip. | | Similar Products Used: | next flatspin | | Bike Setup: | no brakes (it needs some) | | Bottom Line: | decent bike even though i bought used. Great bike for only 80 dollars even though it is probably a 100 dollars more. It would make a nice racing bike. A great beginners bike, great for the more advanced too. Would probably put a three piece crank on it though. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
Burry twinkles Ge foo
a Cross Country Rider
from micdurry Date Reviewed: November 6, 2005 | | Favorite Trail: | the skidded turd | | Duration Product Used: | More than 3 years | | Price Paid: |
$1.00 | | Purchased At: | public bathroom AKA where u poop | | Strengths: | makes u poop in yur pantelonians | | Weaknesses: | tires made out of turd grease | | Similar Products Used: | preperation H iT MAKES YOUR POOP COME OUT EASIER | | Bike Setup: | POOP FLYNN DURRY TONAIL | | Bottom Line: | iT SMELLS BAD WHEN I SAT ON IT THER WAS A TURD POOP ON IT. FLYNN WAS SMEERED ALL OVER THE HANDLEBARS. iT MADE A NOUISE THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DIHARRIA FART. I POOPED ON THE DEALER'S DESK AFTER I BOUGHT IT. I WOULD NOT BUY THIS TURD. IF IT CAME OUT OF MY BUTT. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
Smell Flynn
a Racer
from Durryfoot Date Reviewed: February 20, 2005 | | Favorite Trail: | down the turlet | | Duration Product Used: | Tested or demo'ed only | | Price Paid: |
$1000000.00 | | Purchased At: | At a dumpster | | Strengths: | Skid seat | | Weaknesses: | kind of fluey chew hagan dadalant | | Similar Products Used: | a outhouse | | Bike Setup: | why cares cheese to friend bean | | Bottom Line: | when i bought this i thout it was a terd. it was brown. the seller left a skid on the seat. i was petrified. i tried to flush it down the turlet. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
nick hardebeck
a Weekend Warrior
from J-Town TN Date Reviewed: October 29, 2004 | | Favorite Trail: | Young Park | | Duration Product Used: | 2 Years | | Price Paid: |
$200.00 | | Purchased At: | bicycle city | | Strengths: | sturdy frame, nice tires, smooth landing, nice riding | | Weaknesses: | pedals & crank | | Similar Products Used: | DB Reactor, DB Viper | | Bike Setup: | uh... | | Bottom Line: | all around great bike. hasnt failed me yet, and it probly wont untill a ride of a cliff. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
sean o`brien
a Weekend Warrior
from ny Date Reviewed: April 22, 2003 | | Duration Product Used: | 2 Years | | Price Paid: |
$150.00 | | Purchased At: | bicykle planet | | Strengths: | frame,bars,rims | | Weaknesses: | crank,pedels,sprocket | | Bottom Line: | it`s a good bike | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
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Aaron Alvino
a Cross Country Rider
from delaware Bridgeville Date Reviewed: January 19, 2003 | | Favorite Trail: | a place im seaford is not a public place so it doaent have a name | | Duration Product Used: | 6 months | | Price Paid: |
$160.00 | | Purchased At: | Tonys bikes | | Strengths: | frame, weight, handlebars, | | Weaknesses: | the crank and the aheadset | | Similar Products Used: | dyno gt slammer | | Bottom Line: | this is the best bike for the best price i and all the time doing something stupid and she has held up so far. i dont regret spending a dime on it. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
Alex
a Racer
from Tampa, Florida Date Reviewed: December 28, 2002 | | Favorite Trail: | Skate Crate, S.P.O.T | | Duration Product Used: | 1 Year | | Price Paid: |
$167.00 | | Purchased At: | Bicycles | | Strengths: | Light Frame, Fast Pickup, Strong Brakes | | Weaknesses: | The Crank, the pedals, doesn't come with pegs if your looking for a trick bike. | | Similar Products Used: | (None Used) | | Bike Setup: | Add on Pegs,new pedals, three piece crank | | Bottom Line: | This is an awesome racing bike if your going for a fast bike. This bike has a smooth landing. If your looking for a trick bike try the gt fly. The Revo is a crappy bike. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
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aaron alvino
a Weekend Warrior
from bridgeville delaware USA Date Reviewed: November 4, 2002 | | Favorite Trail: | dont have one | | Duration Product Used: | 3 months | | Price Paid: |
$160.00 | | Purchased At: | Tonys bike shop | | Strengths: | frame,handelbars,rims | | Weaknesses: | handelbar grips suck | | Similar Products Used: | dyno gt slammer | | Bottom Line: | this iz da best bike ive eva owned i have put it through more crap than most professionals do i ride a couple hours every day an da only problem i have had is the headset and the handelbar grips | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
Bryan Griffin
a Cross Country Rider
from Orlando,FL Date Reviewed: August 26, 2002 | | Favorite Trail: | snowhill | | Duration Product Used: | 6 months | | Price Paid: |
$150.00 | | Purchased At: | The Rite Bike Shop | | Strengths: | the frame,forks, and rims | | Weaknesses: | the crank | | Similar Products Used: | pacific trick bike | | Bottom Line: | It is a great bike. I weight 200 pounds and I have been jumping/crashing and haven't broken anything yet. The crank is the only thing that sucks. I have had problems with it sence the day I bought the bike. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
Dan Sharbel
a Racer
from adelaide,S.A Date Reviewed: August 11, 2002 | | Favorite Trail: | undecided | | Duration Product Used: | 1 Year | | Purchased At: | 2nd hand | | Strengths: | strong frame | | Weaknesses: | weight | | Bottom Line: | i manley use it for jumping and its a heavy bike | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
Submitted by
zack freeman
a Racer
from ringgold,GA,USA Date Reviewed: March 3, 2002 | | Duration Product Used: | Tested or demo'ed only | | Price Paid: |
$200.00 | | Purchased At: | east ridge bycicles | | Strengths: | its lite and real easy to jump with. | | Weaknesses: | the i pc. crank is the bad part. | | Similar Products Used: | (none) | | Bike Setup: | ? | | Bottom Line: | This is a good bike to do what ever on. Im ten years old and i have never had a better bike. | Value Rating: Overall Rating: |
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