NEVER EVER FOLLOW A LADY ON A WHITE HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by:
David Snyder from Chattanooga TN USA
Okay we were goin on this cool bike ride with my youth pastor and some friends on an epic ride. It was gonna be cool a six or seven mile trail lunch sort of the all day thing,anyways first mistake we forgot the water. Oh wait that was the second mistake the first one was that we were gonna follow some lady we didnt know on a white horse through the whole trail system. The scenario; we were on a mountain okay yeah its mountain biking but didnt know what to expect so off we go on the epic trip. Well everything is fine and dandy for about two miles then we catch up with the horse lady and the trail sorta disappears into a stream so we drag our bikes across and find the trail again. After about two more miles we remember the water darn! Oh yeah one more impotant fact most of us except for me and one other guy are inexperienced mountain bikers on walmart bikes! LOL! i was on my trustworthy rigid Giant Rincon so i had all of my gears working at least! After a while we start goin up hill and catch up with the lady on the white horse she says its not far and theres a stream where we can get water. Never trust someones judgement on a white horse so we start uphill and uphill some more and some more and some more and then a little more. Basically we were riding up the mountain, oh yeah and to make matters worse horse lady said there would be a downhill section soon yeah right by this time it sounded too good to be true, well it actually was. She lied and it was all still uphill, the longest downhill section was about 500 ft that aint much if u think about it. Our youth pastor told me and another guy to find the car and honk the horn when we get there so we're like okay thats feasible. Anyways we get to the car and honk the horn for a while and wait for them to show up. The lady on the white horse somehow thought it was funny that we made it! She was like quote,"Wow i cant believe u guys made it that was like a 45 mile road trip except off road,". About that time we decided we wanted to kill her but didnt so instead of coming back on time and eating lunch we were six hours late and everybody was so freakin tired out. Now some one who reads that might say that we didnt do much but u gotta remember i was one of the best riders and only used to doing four or five miles at the most per day. We did like 15 or twenty miles that day so that is my epic story. Remember NEVER EVER FOLLOW A LADY ON A WHITE HORSE EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS WHERE SHE IS GOING!!!!!!!!!!!
