Framecarved from a solid block of shit.
Front Forkdeluxe stainless-steel sturkey slicing fork from IKEA
Bottom Bracketbottem brakets are for pussies
Crankstheres no need to pedal with this beaut!
ChainringsHella.
Pedalssoggy slices of moldy toast!
Front Derailleurthis beaut doesnt need that stuff
Chainwtf?
Rear Derailleuromg!
Cogsetumm.. ya right!
Hubsno thanks
Skewersi love skewers!
Spokesplastic fatties
Rims20" hella deece car wheels
Tubesriver tubes!
Tiresmonster truck tires, obviously
Brakesa stick, which you put in the spokes
Seatpostseats are for wimps
Saddleas i said, seats are for wimps
Headsetbj!
Stemplastic
Handlebarsbig ones
ShiftersLOL!
Brake LeversMARZOCCHI!! or what ev.
Bar Tapestfu
Extrassemen on toast being towed behind by a string


MITCH FITZGIBBON from City of Totems writes:

WTF?? what a dumb question... isnt it obvious?

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