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New Road Pedal from Crank Brothers!
Introducing Crank Brothers' new road pedal, the Quattro SL, available August, 2004.

Designed for competitive road racing, the Quattro is a combination of form, strength and precision. Key features of the design include:

    »Light system weight
      (363g per pair with the cleats)
    »Great cleat/pedal contact area
    »Adjustable cleat position
    »Narrow Q-factor
    »Tight cornering clearance
    »Smooth rotational precision
    »Dependable entry and exit
    »Great cleat retention during sprints
More Details at CrankBrothers.com»

WHAT�S IN A NAME?
Next to designing products, coming up with product names is our favorite thing to do.
The "Quattro" for example - it's the Italian word for "four", (the Quattro has four-sided entry). It's also the fourth pedal we've designed. For other pedals we came up with names like the "Candy" because it's shaped like a piece of candy and comes in a variety of colors; the "Egg Beater" for obvious reasons...

HOW TO WIN!!
Now it's your turn! Come up with some creative names for products in other categories. We will pick the top 5 entries to win a pair of Quattro pedals. Big points for creativity and absurdity.
(Must be a US or Canadian Resident, 18 years or older.)

GRAND PRIZE: A Free Set of the Brand New Crank Brothers Quattro Road Pedals!
We are giving away 5 pairs!

CONTEST ENDED: Winners will be announced soon.

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Jim Elgin brainpan digitoolis speedie lucious
Jim Elgin brainpan digitoolis speedie lucious
Kieran Butler brain case the handyman vitesse (french for speed) wet willy
david basile top hat fixer upper sonic boom bike jizz
Jim McGee BrainContain Walk/Saver Flatliner Slither
M Williams Mullet Saver Crank-it Uno Crank Lube- it's not just for cranks
steve Personality Protector Git-R-Done Shit Runner Git-R-Movin!
Matt Head Shed Ride Savior Tarmac Attach Soda Pop (Liquid Candy)
Claire Martel cocobang polytool safone duralub
Dan Brugeman G-Wiz Big Bend Anvul Phantom Phase
Michael Klimek melon shell porta shop propeller slippity glide
Jason McDaniel air lid the multible flat top sexy slick
Douglas Temple melon minder switchback mad max gravy
tony l Hair Net Cycle Surgeon route en flammes Chain Stain
Jonathan Arrowsmith Head Case Monkey Wrench Pavement Pounder Slick Shit
Que Banh Cranium X-Lid Fix-it-all Street Spirit Lube 'N Go
fox pelotazo arreglator surca-road afinalube
John E Crowley Nada Opposable Thumb Conspicuous Lo-Rho��
Matt Tyrrell CraniaLid Fixit Stick Fas-Ten BiPedal Petro
Sebastian Serwa ZUPERVENT DA CLAW SNIPER X EGG WHITE
Chris kaplan Vortex Qurnk (crank) Eccella (italian) Sweet Slip
Todd Siegle Second Nature Third Hand Hiatus CycleSpit
Ryan Walsh Noggin Extension Airline Liquid Flow
kurt hwang breez octopus chazz glide
Aldo NOGGIN polydactyl Viento Spit juice
Ian Harris zuses The Tool CB 1000 C B Jelly
Corey Newell S.O.L. the dingleberry Chochie K-Z jelly
Chris Lausten Hell Met Rox Fool Tool "SO EASY TO USE!" Roadie Delight Slip, Slide, Ride.
Mike PArker Candy Shell Third Hand L'attaque Link Milk
Robert Wilder Skull 2.0 Tool: Legit to fix The Zip soLUBEtion
Aussie Bob Nullabore She's Apples Booma Dinkum Oil
Scott Wood Canopy Crew Cisium Cream
Bob Richardson Zephyr Mighty Mouse Mariah Monkey Snot
Alexi Agosto Shell Shock (turtle shell design) Wench's Wrenches Devastator Loosey Goosey
Tom Platt Helmos Sparky Deviant Gooze
Olaf Hoff Ventoux the Gadget L'Alpe d'Huez I'been Mayo
Brent Obst atmospher bitch'n Flash Dry and Fly
Jochen Robert Fehse Banger Das Zeug stealth slick stuff
Brooks Greenway kaput Task@Hand amore Creamy Peanut Butter
Kevin Carlile Ichabod Crank The 101 Standard Duck Butter
ron krumbach melon mixer binder grinder concrete cranker stop me not
Jennifer Gonzalez AntiSmack Confusor WieghtWeenie Slip 'N' Slide
Anonymous Joker Cranium Case Do It All And Then Some Chinchilla SLICK Special Lube In Cool Kans
Marc Luelsdorf samurai Mr. Fix it hurly burly Mr. Lube it
Brenda Stutts Brain Bucket Wrenching Needs Bitchen Camaro lubrificater
M Ziser Nutshell Scissorhands Arrow Blood
Bill Petteruti Nut Shell Tim the Tool Spirit Slippery When Wet.
Dave Ashton Skid Kitchen sink Blitz Runny
Justin Kast Brain Bucket thingamagiddy My "Road Demon" Slick n Go
Carl Friedrich sieve - as in airflow (matches egg beaters) jinxed - (a tool for jinxed riders) exodus lubrificater
Bill Toth Cranium Cradle Wrenching Needs You Move Me Smooth Lube
Ken Austin Launch Box The Arms of Vishnu Bitchen Camaro Holmes' Lube
Robert Heintz Enlightenment or Titivate Gimcrack Vagabond Barbara
Francis Barcelona Shellmet Utili-Tool Grinder Smoothie
Lynn Medicis EO Reaction (Newtons Third Law) TheThird Hand Couch Potatoe's Nightmare Skid Row "Friction-B-Gone"
Ron LeMaster Egg Bucket Torque Me VelociRapture Slicker 'n Snot
bryan hantman dulcet jack sarva alamba vivid
Jim Rinehart Neuron Armor The Amalgamate L'Alpe d'Huez B.S.F. (Bicycle Synovial Fluid)
Mike Leal Crank Head Heluvatool Slipstream Groovy Lubey
Kevin Schofield bean basket mother lode bottle rocket peloton pomade
Ryam Lee Trojan: For HIS Pleasure The MacGuyver Ethiopian LanceSweat
raul reyes Cervello BikeTool Medallion and or Samurai Formula One
Asa Salas Bee Catcher Dodecapus Fred John Holmes Original, and Dry Conditions
lance torrent One blade Squeek be gone
Carl Lindgren Brain-Be-Good Walk-Not Scream Sqeak Be Gone
Thomas Robson Pro-tec Jack (of all trades) wasaa ebul
Francis Barcelona shellmet utili-tool grinder smoothie
Jason Tan Schwin Spin Doctor Giant OCR Touring TriFlow
Tom McCarthy Jet Stream Twisted Utensil Arrow Shield
jason fitzgibbon Darwin's achilles the "D.I.Y." + # of tools it has(ex. "D.I.Y. 9") the "perry rubay" chaingaderas
Jon LaBato Meloncap Megawrench Car Taerget PM (preventitive maintenence)
Adam Lownik Head Sled Saving Grace Tenacious Steed Ride Slide
charlie hoover craniak crud brother tarmaction crank mother
Joel Cardona Duro Morphous Harmon Fluidity
Scott Towles Crank Case Crank Critter CBGB (Crank Brothers Gang Buster) Crank Grease
John Shepherd head-gear thing-a-ma-jig road kill ruby-lube
John Shepherd head-gear thing-a-ma-jig road kill ruby-lube
bill robertson hard head johnson c-ya elephant snot
Ronald B. Singleton Nut Hut Jury Rigger Road Hugger Through the Goose
aaron carlisle toupee 2000 emergency use only Armstrong E.P.O. slick rick
Francis Barcelona shellmet utili-tool grinder smoothie
Francis Barcelona shellmet utili-tool grinder smoothie
Michael Massad Crash Bash Have all, Do all Dirt? Whats that? Everything Smooth
Jace Leno Life Saver La Garage Pi Egg Yolk
Jane Bang!Melon Happy Ending Rectalblo Cycaviar
Elizabeth Toh Ventipro (Ventilation + Protection) Butler Foudre (French for Lightning) Liquid Butter
vincent wu pseudogreddy juicy x-tra caden liquid fuel
Chris opp's peventer The get home sometime tool An anerexic mountain bike slippery slop
Zack Henderson Hell Shell Dr. Everything Uncle Phil Garbonzo's Magic Mush
eric bartels Noggin Shell The Fister Tool TEXAS-T SMEAR-it!
Mike Tasker Head Cage Infinitool Livestrong Bicycle Butter
Jay Duncan Cracked 6th Finger Next of Kin Spit
Joe Perdew skid lid 3rd party repairer asphalt grinder chain enhancer
Richard Helmut Unscrewed Rohan - "Riders of Rohan . . . . " Loob
Guy Lord punk mashy-mendy polydeuces glop
Greg Thrash jugbucket fixinator dopewagon slide-easy
Chris Hagert Skull Crusher Time Saver Speed Demon Slippy
Janet Krones Bongo Zana Vivace SlickStix
von bryan giro Pit Stop Gut Buster 2000 Gear Goo
Robert Wilder The Aegis Crank Contraption Speedy Steed Crank Smother
ER Brown Heads up Round trip Chipseal or Interstae names, I5, I90 ect... Reduction
Jianwei Li IQ Quickie Zhae Friction
Rob Lamb aria difficolta AIR slippery
William Alexander Mellon Shell Fixed-It Velvet Wet-Stuff or Dry-Stuff (wet or dry lube)
Dan Belcher Melon cap Mini Mech Torque Master Loose Lube
John McClenon Kimodo Pit Crew Phalanx Bike Sex
glen real donor rescue razor ghost
Woody Woodworth the Seedless Watermelon carrier the Navy seal Two lane no waiting bacon fat
Nick Wurl Endo Saver Thingamajiger Race Rocket slik stuf
Nick Wurl Endo Saver Thingamajiger Race Rocket slik stuf
billy brown AirHead Omelet Nimbus Cog-Slop
andy shaw The Guardian mr. fix it speed demon butterfingers
Wes plyler Gero Park Kona Jake Finsh Line
Donald Lee Death Stall Pins and Needles Jack Goes Up The Hill Viscous Earl
Shauna Vogel Brain Barret Barrette Misquito Not Mom's Teflon
Gisele Berard coconut armour Whatchamacallit roadsickle ezeglide
Rich Bradfield Collander ToolTron Steed Juice-a-line
Coe Juracek Brain Bucket Toolio Cranky (Brotherly) Love Juice
paolo tinio grassroots workrite one rock at a time sapper
John Rizzo INAOD (I'm Not An Organ Doner) VryTing SuperNova GoJuice
Emmett Gurule Mad Max The Whole Sha-Bang Strider Metal Cream
Stephen Mellentine Gladiator Titan Flux Slip Juice
James Weaver bucket duz-all Mistress snail-snot
Robert Wilder Headfirst The Wrench's Wrench the Rapid Rover Brotherly Lube
Ray Propel Handyman Jetttison Slick
Richard Colfack GROOVE GADGET 12 BLING BLING JUICE
David Blaine Velo Halo Six-Fingered Man Highway One I can't believe it's not butter
Bernhard Racher Kopfshield The Shop Slicer Infiltrator
Taurell Mach-10 Crank Kit Afterburn Series Platinum Grease
Blake Ovard Noggin Nurser Fix'n on the fly Slim Line Sling Slick Link Juice
Bill Boston Ventilator Magician Jackyl Chain Chi
Damon Salter Half-Dome Gizmo Domestique Better than spit
Scott Polak nosecone tweak bernoulli whet
Jim Reid Rojo Handyman Fred Kick
Robert F Roberts Toupee But the Kitchen Sink Masochist Go Juice
jason meyer gravel torquer burner meyer's lube all
John Ramacciotti Air Head I Can Lightning Slippy
Edward Alonzo Bullet Bumper Chef's Set Skinny Ram Egg white
Jeff Wheeland Thud Ima'Tool Foudre Bike Refreshment
Joshua Kurdys homo-skullius menage a tool the analizer santorum [google it]
Bill Keeler Protector Do-all Laser Penetrator
Ken DaSilva Foam Dome Go Go Gadget Pocket Aces Dirt Defender
Chris Patton Goodie Basket Bustaid Therapy egg whites
SIMON DEARING Bean Bucket/ Rescue Ranger Eliminator Plasma
Saverio Ottolini Cozza Polipo Velocissima Scivola
James Helms Kabammer QuickFix Stream Liner Quick Slicks
bryan hepler insurance help lightning slippery shit
Ronald D. Jones low drag lid fix all fast cheta clean anti-friction
David Noble skid lid little miss army tool le pavement pounder bike butter
sarah woods Helo-Quat Quat-funct. Bike-Quat Grease-Quat
Ron Grewohl containment unit jack of all trades concrete ooze
Ron Grewohl containment unit jack of all trades concrete ooze
Nicholas C. Dome Hella fix It Rail Hella Slippery
Eric Leung Bam Sq. Shotgun Coda Splatium
Justin Saunders The cooly (or coolie) would be known for its advanced air stream cooling features. The Super Coolie would be the upgrade from last year's model "The Agent" (like James Bond, its got all the gadgets) Flight [list number in series] (flight 4.0) Velocity, or Flow (as in optimal recreational flow, get in the flow zone),
john casey bug catcher fit-all breeze splatter
Andrew B SKID VICIOUS Wrench Monkey the ZONE SID VISCOUS
Dusty Phipps cranium craddle Toolamentry Rodie's Hooligan Jane's Jizz
Shon Harper Brain Bowl Half Pounder Svelte Monster Roller Egg Juice
Dan O. Fezz Sheeva Mr. Charlesworth cooking oil
Joshua Sachs half-shell (like clams) handy-works On-Yer'-Left Wet Willy
Johnny Yin Draft Stealth Echelon Slipstream
Chris Chambers The Mullet Cover The Crank Saver Shazam! Chain Spit
Ladric Danri Optimist Big Unit Dominatrix Everslick
James Gist DPU - Dome Protection Unit Auspex Gary Pony Spooge
Ken Timm headskin thingy tarmacjack assbutta
Andre Couturier Melonium Better Than Duct Tape Rue De Crank Slick Crank
Nathan Topper Crown of glory Utensils Immediacy Just lube
Parker Holt La cabeza Multi-Pak XC La Roullier Groovy Lube
Lee Suring Gord Guard Bike Doctor litespeed Bike Blood
Rob Robinson Paradigm Break-fix Carbon Candy Dustbuster
Jesse Bergman pro tech crankbrothers centurian napa chain oil
Benjamin Bass ground zero first aid Mach 5 quicksilver
Dragula der Blutfauger Melonoma Trickster Turbulance Astroglide
Michael Predmore Egg Crate Tool Box Cheetah Bearing Jelly
Dusan Chrastina Walnut Tooler Favorit Lubrigant
Mike D Helter Skullter Tool's Gold 'Rexic Slix
Billy Law Crash Test Dummy Dimensional Analysis Supreme Debauchery Better Butter
Lance McClure wind blown IT The Fiesta go lube
Elizabeth Mooney Head-on Hands-on Ride-on Slip-not
Roger Mooney Askew Vishnu Khafre Butter
Jeff Libler Mud Hut sticks in a pick Broken Away Tube Gube
jason w meyer GRAVEL SLIDER BURNER MEYER'S FAMOUS LUBEALL
jesse hellwig painless the mac daddy route 66 pocket rocket
neil savoie Egg Case or The Humpty Crank It Road Crank Glide Goo
robert martinez thought process tight fix pave slave driver amniotic fluid
Jeff Chen Head Sled 4-in-Hand Stiletto Slick
Dan McGarry Bumpnaut The Ant Flying Donkey Turnstyle
Dave Gove The peace keeper The hustler Yes Dude Trixies Juice
joshua clark Hell-MET (MET helmets) The Topeak "911" UGLY-FAST Quick Juice
Stella Shelton Egghead Eggsactly Scrambler Egg cream
Knowlton Dee the scalp condom The god-send El Sobaco (spanish for "The Armpit") the step-on-it-and-slip-on-your-ass lube
Annedore Bock (knoggin) Johnny Heinz 57 Lola Priest
Lachlann Dee egg shell antiomnigoogle smoke signal chicken spit
Ben Suttlemyre splat strainer knife fork The Apollo Hazardous Waste
Robert Wilder Hair Care for Bikers Gadget Gismo No Carb Bicycle Non-fat Jelly
Lee Venteicher "This is your Brain" protected from drugs/eggbeaters The Adjustable Wench (available in anodized pink only) The Meth (Makes you go fast and synonomous with 'crank') Kev's WestCoating
anthony yarnal Bomb shell spider figers cascade classic slick willey
Mark Finn