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Quick Poll
Have you ever broken a bone due to a bike crash?

yes
no
no, but came really close to it

Photo Caption Contest (sponsored by Maxxis)
Enter here



How do you win a pair?
In just 30 words or less, keep it short and sweet -
Tell us why YOU deserve some Candy on your feet.
Make it something funny that could never be repeated.
The catch is this: It's got to RHYME or you will be deleted.

How do we judge the winners?
We will sort through all the entries and pick the top ten. We will post the 10 winners� names here on August 1st.

Contest Winners:

Bryan Daugherty, Solon, OH
My baby was stolen from my dorm at OU
I'm sure by someone without clue.
Now I'm stuck having to hike,
but some pedals could help start a new bike.

Mark Moskovitz,Starksboro,VT 
Although a gearhead I ain't...
(every saddle hurts my taint)
I'd push your pedals every morn...
and not tell a soul I got here typing CANDY...looking for free porn!
 
Tim Lynch, Fort Collins, CO     
Candy coated oh so sweet,
Candy, Candy, for my feet,
Cleans itself, pretty wild,
Cleans itself unlike my child.
 
Adam Leiter,Brookline,MA       
Whilst trying to fit in the notch,
Me clippy shoes found themselves lost.
They slid all around,
I couldn't throw down,
And me top tube met up with me crotch.
 
Sean Jones,Sacramento,CA                               
Cyclocross is hairy, pedal, dismount, run,
Some say it's crazy, I say it's fun,
Berry-colered pedals are coming to my door,
For when I get the Candy, I'll Cyclocross some more.
 
Rick Yarnell,Beaverton,OR       
I really need some Candy,
'cuz right now I'm not clipless.
Foot slips are not so dandy,
and I could end up dickless.
 
Benson Yee,Salt Lake City,UT 
My old toeclips SUCK! 
Forever stuck in muck,
I can never clip out,
when trouble is about,
to take the form of a tree,
only Candy can save me.

Hollister,Sunnyvale,CA
Cause I�m a poor bike shop wrench
who's current pedals give off a stench
cause the bearings are shot
and money I�ve not got
to buy myself a new pair.

Terrell, Jerry Fullerton, CA.        
My name is Count Trek-ula
and I live in Temecula.
If the Candy to me you do not give,
remember sucka, I know where you live.

Doug Eli,Trumbull,CT   
I want pedals that are tough but light.
Powder-blue, that'd be so right.
They must have everything required,
To Set the singletrack on fire.
I want candy
I want candy

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