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Submitted Entries:
How do you win a pair?
In just 30 words or less, keep it short and sweet -
Tell us why YOU deserve some Candy on your feet.
Make it something funny that could never be repeated.
The catch is this: It's got to RHYME or you will be deleted.How do we judge the winners?
We will sort through all the entries and pick the top ten. We will post the 10 winners� names here on August 1st.Contest Closed - Winners are HERE»
1. Name (Last, First)
Here are the Winners of the Crank Brothers Mallet C Tag Line Contest:
(in no particular order)
"Easier to get out of than a John Tesh concert." by Vabz - Farmington Hills, MI
"Lycra fast, baggy cool." by Matt Ahles - Littleton, CO
"Mallet C, Mallet Do" by Robert Wilder - Vancouver, WA
"If the "C" stood for "crap," we wouldn't sell them." by Tully Lanter - Woodinville, WA
"The Mallet C goes everywhere....the mullet, however, does not." by Sean Skrzypiec - Tiverton, RI
"Four ways in; Four ways out; One way down." by Tyler Hibbard - Missoula, MT
"A new platform, of possibilities." by Dempsey Campbell - Milwaukee, WI
"Sometimes you feel like a cleat; sometimes you don't." by Sara Susskind - Cambridge, MA
"It�s what�s inside that counts." by Rich Lowery - LaVista, NE
"Take A Whack" by John Aria - West Long Branch, NJ
2. Email Address
3. City, State (US residents only)
4. What's your other sport or activity?
5. What cycling magazines do you read?
6. Tell us why YOU deserve to win the Candy Pedals. (in 30 words or less and make it rhyme)
by posted: September 20, 2003, 04:19pm
by posted: September 20, 2003, 03:50pm
In west Philadelphia born and raised on a mountain is where i spent most of my days...when a couple of guys who were up to no good stole my bike from the neighborhood my mom went crazy and said you you better get back candies. by Garand, Daniel posted: July 31, 2003, 02:16pm
Cranking up a hill, Took a nasty spill. Couldn�t get unclipped, Wobbled, crashed and slipped. Mangled, scratched and scarred, SPDs I must discard. Crank Brother�s Candy, Would be mighty dandy. by Roberts, Becky posted: July 31, 2003, 01:42pm
I fell of my bike ripped my Gum from my bone Had 30 stiches with no Glitches on the inside of my mouth and I don't feel to good by Schuld Graham posted: July 31, 2003, 01:41pm
Man was not meant to be alone. Riders were not meant to walk the bike back home. Like a kiss to build a dream on. It's what I'd like to put my feet on. Some Candy in return for this poem? by Rand, Craig posted: July 31, 2003, 01:39pm
Simple, Reliable, But Make Me Diabolical ! by Westerholm, Peter posted: July 31, 2003, 01:34pm
by Schuld Graham posted: July 31, 2003, 01:34pm
Candy SL -Pedal to the Metal - What could be better than to have these Baby Blues under my Feet...Sweet! by kasza, robert posted: July 31, 2003, 01:04pm
I am Caucasian so my rhyme will be bad, I need some new pedals cause my old ones look like crap (opps sad). MC-Kirk by Michael Kirk posted: July 31, 2003, 01:03pm
Clearing all the rough stuff- Now it isn�t crazy tough. Candy�s help me ride real fast- Friends all curse as I fly past! by saudekcusack,p posted: July 31, 2003, 01:03pm
by kasza, robert posted: July 31, 2003, 12:55pm
Crank outta Candy...Never!!! by Desrosiers, David posted: July 31, 2003, 12:54pm
more grip than spotty dick by West Chris posted: July 31, 2003, 12:44pm
Candy in my hand and candy in my teeth, life would be grand with candy stuck to my feet!! by Dolva, Dion posted: July 31, 2003, 12:40pm
I ride all day, ride all night, Scars on my legs, just ain't right; If i beg, "please, pretty please", Will that get Candy under my feet? by Ko, Barry posted: July 31, 2003, 12:29pm
I really need a decent pair of pedals. When I bought my bike, all I could afford to spend was $30 bux on a set of generic shimano clones. I really need these!!! by Shen, Edward posted: July 31, 2003, 12:26pm
Candy for my feet....SWEEEEET!!! by Maxwell, A.J. posted: July 31, 2003, 11:54am
I got a girl who's name is Mandy, The things she does sure come in handy, but I shook my leash and met a beast, and can't go back without some Candy by gillette, brad posted: July 31, 2003, 11:49am
Hey what can I say? I have no money today. Though I may be broke, My rideings no joke. Have pitty on me, and give me candy for free. by Schink, Henry posted: July 31, 2003, 11:45am
I wnat my pedals from Crankbrothers becasuse they are better than others by reding larry posted: July 31, 2003, 11:39am
My name is Dan, I've got a plan, to get some "sweet", for my feet. If my rhyme works for me, I get my pedals for free! by Orlinski, Dan posted: July 31, 2003, 11:27am
Candy. Pedal them to death. Clip, cut,crunch. On the sly.Intensify. Nullify you bad-ass fly. Dominate and wring them dry. Candy. by Saudek,Deborah posted: July 31, 2003, 11:07am
No cleats on feets. Foot slip, crotch rip -- gonad so sad! Candy handy? by Fine, Tom posted: July 31, 2003, 10:51am
I LIKE FREE SHIT by BOLTZ, CLIFF posted: July 31, 2003, 10:35am
A two-sided pedal with rotating core, 4-sided entry and a fiber composite platform, Stainless steel spindles, 294 grams per pair, at $140 dollars retail, the price is quite fair. by Jones, Sean posted: July 31, 2003, 10:22am
What do you get when you cross Crank Bro's with a bike pedal??? An EGGstrordinary invention that will help me demolish the competition! by Alexander, Clint posted: July 31, 2003, 10:21am
Please give me some CANDY for my fatty 'cuz I'm sick and tired of flattys. For this I would be so grateful and I won't say anything hateful. by Yarnell, Jo posted: July 31, 2003, 10:17am
I was riding on the trail, my pedals oh so stiff, when suddenly I hit a root and fell off of a cliff. My SPD's attacked me, and would not let me go, but now that I've got Candy, I never will be slow. by McKee, Charlie posted: July 31, 2003, 10:09am
I'm young and sweet, my feet are nice and neat, I need candy so I can't be beat. by Gattey, Dawnwyn posted: July 31, 2003, 10:07am
this is not my entry; I entered earlier this month and wanted to change the last 3 words of my previous ryme, it's been bugging me. I forgot it exactly, but know the jist of it. "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee", is how it started. I ended it with "Thank you Candy", and I want to change that phrase to "standing on Candy". That's pure, I want those pedals. Please change if you can. by Gervase, Nick posted: July 31, 2003, 09:51am
Ooompa Doompa Doompety Do Crank brothers have made a pedal that's blue! Ooompa Doompa Doompety Dee If you are wise, you will pedal their candy. by Matt Gundersen posted: July 31, 2003, 09:50am
A man from Kentucky. Just isn�t that lucky. I�ll have to beg and plead to my wife. Maybe be in debt to her for life. To get some sweet candy. by Bryant, Kirby posted: July 31, 2003, 09:42am
A man from Kentucky. Just isn�t that lucky. I�ll have to beg plead to my wife. Maybe be in debt to her for life. Just for some candy. by Bryant, Kirby posted: July 31, 2003, 09:40am
Rock gardens are treacherous, Single track is sweet, climbing's infectuous, down hill is the treat, I've no money in the bank, and I need candy for my cranks. by Gonzalez, Joey posted: July 31, 2003, 09:40am
Pedals, pedals everywhere but there�s only one for my shoe. It�s the Crank Brothers Candy in blue. by Albaugh, Pat posted: July 31, 2003, 09:33am
Just plain "sweet and simple". by Scott Andrew posted: July 31, 2003, 09:33am
I want candy, I want candy Candy on my bike, there's nothing better Even works great in nasty weather Someday soon you'll be mine I'll ride candy all the time by DuPuis Curt posted: July 31, 2003, 09:32am
I'm soaring above the trees I'm flying really high If I'm not riding with Candy I can kiss my ass good-bye by McCarthy, Brian posted: July 31, 2003, 09:29am
There was a young man from Saugatuck His bike it crashed into a truck Now all he needs is some candy a little luck and they will come in handy by Eisenhandler, Mark posted: July 31, 2003, 09:24am
I am very new to the trail And my shins look like�well Grated cheese or hamburger meat Got the shoes,now need the cleat by Timothy Mayeux posted: July 31, 2003, 09:21am
I am very new to the trail And my shins look like�well Grated cheese or hamburger meat Got the shoes,now need the cleat by Tim Mayeux posted: July 31, 2003, 09:20am
b/c its made up of pappa smurf -crushed and minced, and gargamel's magic-just a picnh, 'll turn me on to a real cool dude, hyperactive on this cool centrifuge :) by land, david posted: July 31, 2003, 09:12am
In all climes, You'll improve your on your times by Berg, Dave posted: July 31, 2003, 09:01am
If I don't win, on the web you'll see photos of Candy ridden by me, so fat old and ugly your customers puke. Send me the pedals, avoid this rebuke. by Fine, Tom posted: July 31, 2003, 08:59am
In the words of Willy Wonka truly a man of his age. A genius, a poet, a sage. Liquor may be quicker, but Candy is DANDY!! by Williams, Jon posted: July 31, 2003, 08:57am
Without new pedals on my bike I'm gonna have to hike. Now that's not something any of us like! by Janson Simpson posted: July 31, 2003, 08:21am
times not cool. spd's for fool. speedplay, well there just gay. crankbrothers, like no others. by cabral, jason posted: July 31, 2003, 08:06am
All day all night, Uphills are a fight. Spend all day pedaling with my feet, At the end my feet can't beet the heat. Hope this peom is Handy, So I can get some Candy by Schuele, David posted: July 31, 2003, 08:03am
Iuse to sit on the couch and never go any place, I was a lazy tub of lard. But those sweet candy pedals were my saving grace, and now I go far! by Modrzejewski, Shannon posted: July 31, 2003, 07:49am
With the CANDY in my hand, I will just kill a man. "On your left" will be my slogan, and inflated ego's will be safe for NO MAN. by Donald, Julie posted: July 31, 2003, 07:43am
Off the rack my bike did smash, my rim and pedals had a big crash. Without much cash I can't fix them, so make my day and let me win! by Cannon, Jerry posted: July 31, 2003, 07:42am
'I slip tear only to be running from a bear From my angle it isn't rare to see torn hair "candy would be dandy"say my feet in defeat. by Jensen, Jodee posted: July 31, 2003, 07:35am
by Donald, Julie posted: July 31, 2003, 07:34am
Hucked off a 15 footer on a dare. Shin got ripped, pedal snapped off, wife just don�t care. Must have free CANDY, just one pair, please share! Free is good, helps me avoid wife�s wicked stare! by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 31, 2003, 07:32am
Cranking and straining, Approching the hill, Almost to the top getting ready for the thrill. Confidence waning as the downhill approachs, until I catch a glimpse of the pedals below. by Rosselle, James posted: July 31, 2003, 07:32am
�Twas the day before August And here�s my appeal. I dream of Candy, Fiber and steel. My only wish isn�t so rare. Just let me win A crank brothers pair by Kalimanis, Bettie posted: July 31, 2003, 07:03am
As a humanitarian, I am willing to do my part, To contribute to freedom everywhere, for this I commit my heart. Having just escaped from a madhouse myself, from a tiny cold cell, I�ll do what I can for the cause known to many as �FREE CANDY SL�. by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 31, 2003, 06:57am
Candy pedals, tough but sweet They're fine they can't be beat They are everything I desire They set the summer trails on fire I want candy! I want candy! by Olofsson, Tom posted: July 31, 2003, 06:45am
Candy pedals, tough but sweet So fine they can't be beat They are everything I desire They set the summer trails on fire I want candy. I want candy. by Olofsson, Tom posted: July 31, 2003, 06:41am
Candy pedals, tough but sweet So fine they can't be beat They are everything I desire They set the summer trails on fire I want candy. I want candy. by Olofsson, Tom posted: July 31, 2003, 06:41am
Because I have never won a drawing like this. by Meder, Charlie posted: July 31, 2003, 06:39am
I want to win so I can put the pedal to the metal by reding barbara posted: July 31, 2003, 06:21am
It's the sweetest Candy you'll ever have! by McConnell, Kelvin posted: July 31, 2003, 06:11am
WARNING! This Candy may be more than you can handle! by McConnell, Kelvin posted: July 31, 2003, 06:09am
WARNING! This Candy may be more than you can handle! by McConnell, Kelvin posted: July 31, 2003, 06:08am
The man doesn't make the bike and the bike doesn't make the man but with candy pedals under my feet the candy man can by Rodriguez Jesus posted: July 31, 2003, 05:45am
by rod posted: July 31, 2003, 05:42am
Father of two(their leggs beat(er)real fast),hard as I crank(brothers, they still pass),toeclips grabbin'(all but my feet)candy slippin'from their pockets(soothes my defeat). by Taschereau posted: July 31, 2003, 05:23am
heading down the trail pedaling just dandy my feet won,t fail me now if connected to some candy by scott, david posted: July 31, 2003, 04:42am
I'll ride cool, I'll ride neat, If you put candy on my feet, I'll ride faster, I'll ride sweeter, With Crank Brothers blue Egg beater! by Godden, Karl posted: July 31, 2003, 03:36am
Better than lance armstrong Winning another Tour de france by Ortiz, Ben posted: July 31, 2003, 03:08am
by janice williamson posted: July 31, 2003, 02:14am
I dont wont my feet to fight, better have sweet candy-ride. Leaf the eggbeater to the dusteater. by Willer,Rudi posted: July 31, 2003, 00:34am
Stick your feet in these crazy cleats and there will be nobody left you can't defeat. by Skyba, Jakub posted: July 30, 2003, 11:59pm
My wife is all a twitter, her hair is all in knots. As I sit here on the computer drinking a Labatt's, I'm trying to come up with a Candy pedal rhyme, She's going ballistic, "My god man, it's time!" She's pregnant you see, the baby's birth is near, to the hospital we go as I finish my beer. by Jones, Sean posted: July 30, 2003, 11:24pm
It be the perfect pedals for me since I always have trouble with the one sided cleat pedal With the candy can't miss get it in once, slided in twice,can't miss with the candy with two sides to go. by Perez,Cris posted: July 30, 2003, 11:19pm
Say Champion in four different ways. by Piccorelli, Justin posted: July 30, 2003, 11:14pm
The new Eggbeaters are so sweet, they will be great for my feet. by Kassow, Michael posted: July 30, 2003, 11:03pm
Jack and Jill rode up the hill, each of them riding Candies, They got to the top and there did Jill drop her berry-colored panties, Jack said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, berry colored Candies are dandy. by Jones, Sean posted: July 30, 2003, 11:00pm
A pair of candy pedals under my feet ought to make riding wicked sweet! by Evan Jellison posted: July 30, 2003, 10:57pm
Cyclocross is hairy, pedal, dismount, run, Some say it's crazy, I say it's fun, berry-colered pedals are coming to my door, For when I get the Candy, I'll Cyclocross some more. by Jones, Sean posted: July 30, 2003, 10:47pm
A little dirt really sucs for an SPD I'll ride through puddles, ride through mud and make my candy sweet. by Nuez, Andrew posted: July 30, 2003, 10:40pm
Time is running scared, ATAC has a rival, Candy is it's name, berry it's survival. by Jones, Sean posted: July 30, 2003, 10:33pm
Ali floated like a butterfly, stung like some bees, Armstrong is a flyer through the Pyrenees, Muhammed called himself "The Greatest" and tugged on Cosel's rug, Lance is very stoic, "Le Roi de Alpe d'Huez," neither had the benefit of Candy on their way to Mount Olympus, for if they had the berry pedals, their journey would have been fait accompli. by Jones, Sean posted: July 30, 2003, 10:21pm
I'm 55 and it just about time for me to win something by Lewis, Norman posted: July 30, 2003, 10:13pm
Common sense aside, I went at the rocks; Bounced off the cliff; my pedals were locks. Chainring shredded leg, requiring stitches. New Candies will deprive my doctors of riches. by Maloney, Kimberly posted: July 30, 2003, 10:06pm
Four inches of suspension, but pulling a Burley. Kids in the trailer, acting quite surly. Wife pulling nothing; thinks its just dandy. Please rescue my manhood by sending free Candy. by Maloney, Kevin posted: July 30, 2003, 10:02pm
Ain't no heavy metals In my Candy pedals Light as a feather Whatever the weather Down the trail Without fail But the best thing you see Is they were FREE!! by Sagert, Carl R. posted: July 30, 2003, 09:59pm
Park Rangers and turnstyles, crank arms are Profile, make my ride smile a mile wide with Candy on each side. by Ochoa, Chris posted: July 30, 2003, 09:54pm
Crank Bros are dandy These Candies are sweet, They'll act like pistons Beneath my feet. When I win a pair All riders beware, The pedals that make me complete! by Monchick,Steven posted: July 30, 2003, 09:32pm
My posse rides with a revolver on each side. by Chester, Darin posted: July 30, 2003, 09:20pm
Biking to me Is more than a hobbie, A dream and a goal Every day to pedal With those who are great, The ones who ride With pride USPS. by Richardson, Paul posted: July 30, 2003, 09:08pm
i could float, light like cotton candy, over rocks and roots, into the sky, blue, my candies, my bike and i by Veronica Vox posted: July 30, 2003, 08:56pm
the flat spinner, four side winner, trailside sinner, lycra booty, i'm in your zip code, the sweaty moist zone, my clipless clipin, the Candy humpin, with style pumpin, blue blurrin singletrackin, crunchy action, stuck like traction, cleatin Crank Bro ho, feel my attraction grow by Salvator, Limon posted: July 30, 2003, 08:55pm
because Candy is total bliss!!! i lust after it by Wellskopf, Sam posted: July 30, 2003, 08:40pm
Candy is Dandy, but not to eat It's best enjoyed when clipped to your feet This isn't a fetish, I'm not a freak Four sided entry? My resistence is weak. by Parmelee, Janell posted: July 30, 2003, 08:35pm
Four sides, two in blue, my float is the most and my knees have needs and Candy is so sweet, these eggs I beat, will make my feet believe. by Brian Goad posted: July 30, 2003, 08:35pm
Kournikova's ass is fine, so plump, juicy and round, my thoughts are very naughty, for it I'd like to pound, but alas she doesn't ride and prefers fuzzy yellow balls, So, it's Candy that I lust after and awaken from my dream, Berry is the color of my subconsious stream. by Jones, Sean posted: July 30, 2003, 08:26pm
zipping thru the twisties like a dandy ducking trees that's my candy by Lamberty,Jaime posted: July 30, 2003, 08:25pm
Candies are blue, Roses are red. Thanks to the Crank Bros., my competition is dead. by Cook, Kristen posted: July 30, 2003, 08:11pm
Candies are blue, Roses are read. Thanks to the Crank Bros., my competitiion is dead. by Cook, Kristen posted: July 30, 2003, 08:08pm
Whenever you hit the trail, make sure you watch your tail. When those Candies are on my feet, all you will see is defeat. by Asay, Tim posted: July 30, 2003, 08:03pm
A berry-colored pedal so pretty, it could only be called Candy, but looks can be deceiving and you will be believing, when your ass in a sling, these will really come in handy. by Jones, Sean posted: July 30, 2003, 07:58pm
Two roads diverged in a wood, so I hammered my Candys and it was "all good." by cc alison posted: July 30, 2003, 07:37pm
Four out of five dentists now suggest That this Candy will make my riding the best! by Allison, Lee posted: July 30, 2003, 07:29pm
how many licks to the center of of the new candy?? you should let me find out by falk, matt posted: July 30, 2003, 06:55pm
colored trails and trips through diamond skies hammering up sawtooth mountains the ride is the prize a mad techno cadence, 180 bpm the girl with the candy cranked thighs. by Goldstein, Nicole posted: July 30, 2003, 06:53pm
Pedaling hard in a Sunday rain, broke a spindle, now I'm in pain. Stiches in chin sure look dandy, man, could I use a set of those Candy's! by Nickolson, Denis posted: July 30, 2003, 06:51pm
I ride a Kona Dawg, it gets me to the 'zone, And winning hot blue CANDY, would be like giving my DAWG a bone. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 30, 2003, 06:37pm
COZ EGG BEATERS MAKE CANDY PHAT! by Tito Montero posted: July 30, 2003, 06:25pm
Composite platform encasing an eggbeater, Mounted on my rig, nothing could be sweeter. by geoff jarrell posted: July 30, 2003, 06:06pm
I deserve these pedals. Here is my rhyme. It started with Shimano, Look and Time But, once I tasted Candy The only one for me Suddenly... I'm not sugar-free. by Kalimanis, Tim posted: July 30, 2003, 05:40pm
(put to the tune of �BLUE MOON�) Bluuuue spuds�, you saw me riding alone� Without CANDY SL�I spent a lot of time at home. Bluuuue spuds�, I�ve always known what you�re there for� To help me be a better rider� and keep my butt in the saddle more� (repeat) by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 30, 2003, 05:30pm
when i have hungry i eat my candies, but in my country there's no candies, i want that pedals but are ilegal i write this lines to win that fines. by Thumm, Nicol�s posted: July 30, 2003, 05:19pm
Springy on the inside, solid on the outside, Crankbrother's Candy would be a treat to my Feet. They don't melt in you hands, but can contribute to Loss teeth! by Carl posted: July 30, 2003, 05:19pm
As contests go, I�ve seen them all, the latest? �FREE CANDY SL!� But for me there�s not a lot I can do, trapped in a self-imposed hell. You see, my friend, since two days ago, I�ve really not been well. I�ve become obsessed with the contest known as �FREE CANDY SL!� by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 30, 2003, 05:17pm
candy makes me randy plowing through those hills coming down the valley sweet sweet candy by Lemus, Francisco posted: July 30, 2003, 05:05pm
If I to were win the Crank Candy Pedals, my bike would be one piece of swank, dandy metal. by Goldstein, Mitchell posted: July 30, 2003, 05:05pm
The ones I own Are heavy and they creak, that's probably because I'm so damn cheap. I saw these things Lookin so fine, I'll take a chance and make a rhyme. by diede, dustin posted: July 30, 2003, 05:02pm
Write a rhyme for some free pedals? I�m game, it sounds like fun. How about �I Want Candy�? No, wait�, that�s been done. It's clear these spuds are sick, and �free schwag�? Who can resist? If you pick my poem, I promise you, the rhymes will cease and desist. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 30, 2003, 04:46pm
The canyd IS Sweet Sweet on my Feet They Make me feel like a Cheat. They spin up they spin down they connot hold me Down To the ground. by James posted: July 30, 2003, 04:38pm
I need some fiber in my diet, so I've got to try it. Candy! by L, Brian posted: July 30, 2003, 04:36pm
Yes, I have issues. Yes, I�m obsessed. �Til I get some CANDY, I�ll not rest. I must have them, this is no jest. I need CANDY, they are the best! by Yarnell, Jo posted: July 30, 2003, 04:33pm
Ummmmm I will work on some more but here is a little one Crank brothers candy is sweet to the eye gives you a sugar rush to pass your opponents by there is no sweeter ride none that is so great its like stealing candy from a baby or eating your favorite cake smooth to clip in easy to clip out creamy like a creamsavor you know what its all about keeps the mud away we know for a fact sweetness doesn't come easy so take a chance give candies a try you know you'll never have a better ride!!! by Schlaack, Stephanie posted: July 30, 2003, 04:27pm
Hmmmm...candy? Sweet in the mouth, sweet on the feet. This sweet new design simply can't be beat. My feet have yearned for the float and security that candy offers. Unfortunatley, buying will max out my coffers. by Berner, Greg posted: July 30, 2003, 04:05pm
With pedals from the Brothers Crank My competition I will spank. by Wiegandt, Ted posted: July 30, 2003, 03:53pm
Whats's the difference between a Candy and a Pussy? The Candy is sweeter! So please can you give me a Candy coz' I'm sick and tired of licking a Pussy. by Bernardo, Gil posted: July 30, 2003, 03:19pm
Man would it suck having to read all these lame rhymes. If you would give me CANDY right now, I could really save you a lot of time. by Yarnell, Jo posted: July 30, 2003, 03:11pm
Why should I win? Because platforms leave no skin on my shin. With fancy new Candies I can unclip with ease, and leave the bleeding to my elbows and knees. by Ross, Nathan posted: July 30, 2003, 03:09pm
Bow-Wow-Wow said "I want candy", I've gotta have a pair, they're so dandy. They make me horny, they make me randy. Please guys, please I want Candy! by Sherma, Bert posted: July 30, 2003, 03:01pm
If I had Candy on my feet, I would be impossible to beat. My Candy would make me so fast, In any race I'd never be last. by Brundage, Mike posted: July 30, 2003, 02:41pm
Current pedals need much agility. Make a mistake, infertility. Feet slip out, smashing balls, send me Candy, no more falls. by Fine, Tom posted: July 30, 2003, 02:35pm
I aint no fool, i really blue, expecialy when im skinny dippin, clipped in, in the pool!! by hoodenpyle, don posted: July 30, 2003, 02:28pm
Coming from a person to young to drink brandy, I'll ask very nicely, may I please have some candy. by Hirama, Jason posted: July 30, 2003, 02:28pm
I won a race with my pedals �the eggbeater�, Could clip right back in and was called a cheater. The Candy�s with put the beater in disguise, I�ll win again, I�ll show them, I wont buy their lies. by Emma, Middlebrook posted: July 30, 2003, 02:27pm
by Emma, Middlebrook posted: July 30, 2003, 02:26pm
XXX eye candy? Get a real relationship - Gimmee some sweet dirt candy -better than any hot Mandy!!! Easy to enter she won't let you down. by Bowers, Jeff posted: July 30, 2003, 02:26pm
It�s not about the rhyme, the essay, the contest. It�s about precession � challenging gravity, and redefining respect. It is about the Candy. by Roop, Jennifer posted: July 30, 2003, 02:15pm
I was driving on the highway in the middle of the night, when I slammed upon the brakes to miss a deer that was in sight. My bike fell off the bike rack, and on the road it crashed...my rim, and frame, and pedals, were all quite very smashed. Without much cash to fix them, I am in quite a fright...so give me some new pedals and make my day alright! by Cannon, Kelly posted: July 30, 2003, 02:02pm
Slow slow up the hill, like molasses I go. Over the top down the other side. No slip no slide. Like and with CANDY I'll ride. by Smith, Nancy posted: July 30, 2003, 01:53pm
Gotta eat it, Really need it - Candy! Momma don�t hide it, I wanna ride it - Candy! by Saudek, Christina posted: July 30, 2003, 01:51pm
My girlfriend really likes it rough- Riding with her can be so tough. Candy SL�s will hold me tight- Now riding with Candy can last all night. by cusack, pat posted: July 30, 2003, 01:49pm
a Haiku; for you. While riding my bike on the Wasatch singletrack Candy keeps it hype by Barber, Eric posted: July 30, 2003, 01:29pm
Candy in my mouth, candy on my feet, candy everywhere - that'd make my life sweet? by Cheesman, Jim posted: July 30, 2003, 01:29pm
Don't meddle my pedal, you crazy-ass devil 'cause my Candies are metal and it's you they will level! by Chris Collier posted: July 30, 2003, 01:28pm
Candy Pedals: A treat complete. Refuse backseat, emit steam heat, eat raw meat, No defeat. Don't retreat, delete all who compete Clip to success with Candy Pedals and cleats! by Collier, Christopher posted: July 30, 2003, 01:11pm
the new candy's are delicious in blue, why wouldn't you want a pair too? by Hanzel, Christopher posted: July 30, 2003, 01:07pm
There was a man from Nantuket, Who lost bikes when he hucked it, He said with a grin, wiping blood from his chin, I need CANDY to be a rocket. by Jay, Jeffrey posted: July 30, 2003, 01:05pm
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Wow these Candies look dandy. And a bit handy to help me ride Sandy, my bike. If I where and Andy or Mandy, I would buy some Candies so my legs wouldn't look bandy as I ride. by marylew tobias posted: July 30, 2003, 12:47pm
Keep Me Shredding the competition with Crank Bro's Candy Sweet invention! by Johnson, Andrew posted: July 30, 2003, 12:28pm
I need Candy for my Rockhopper, They'll make it a real traffic stopper. by Zeller, Peter posted: July 30, 2003, 12:14pm
Candy for my feet sweet in the deep, muddy steep!! I want Candy!! by andrade, jorge posted: July 30, 2003, 12:12pm
My Titus Bike is quite PHAT, But man some Candy would make it all that!!! by mullis, jake posted: July 30, 2003, 12:06pm
Why do i deserve some Candy? For starters I dated a beautiful girl named Sandy. She dumped me so then I swicth hit on her twin sister Mandy. by Forbis, Allen posted: July 30, 2003, 11:59am
My feet are sweet, don't doubt that fact, with some candy on my soles, over the top will be my toes. by Michelle Goldberg posted: July 30, 2003, 11:58am
Four sided entry, and could it be, blue composite platform for my cleats, For the downhills, and steep climbs, this pedal is truly divine by Andrew Blackman posted: July 30, 2003, 11:57am
Foot fetish for a candy pedal, Give me some or I'll have to yell. Make it good, make it sweet, Click 'em in to secure my feet. by Young, Josh posted: July 30, 2003, 11:54am
I'm a dad of four so I'm a dad that's poor some candy on my bike is something I would like Crank Brothers can you spare a dad the score? by McCauley posted: July 30, 2003, 11:47am
Take a wack because crank brothers pedals will never crack by Andrew Blackman posted: July 30, 2003, 11:42am
sweet as honey, tough as nails, i'll be flyin down the trails, blurred vision cause the candy is so fast, coming in second is now just the past by Mayeur, Polly posted: July 30, 2003, 11:36am
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cus i love to ride, through the forest i glide ... by morandi posted: July 30, 2003, 11:33am
havin' no cash for upgrades, but trying not to whine, please give me Candy Pedals, and cause my smile to shine. by Dixon, Ethan posted: July 30, 2003, 11:31am
Candy is dandy wether it is sandy or clammy this pedel rocks by Andrew Blackman posted: July 30, 2003, 11:20am
sss by monte lloyd posted: July 30, 2003, 11:16am
sweet as honey, tough as nails, i'll be flyin down the trails, blurred vision cause the candy is so fast, coming in second is now just the past by Mayeur, Polly posted: July 30, 2003, 11:14am
candy is cool, candy is great. Especially when pedal and cleat mate. by Zeller, Peter posted: July 30, 2003, 11:04am
Flying along the single track Clipped into my own sweet Candies Speeding through trees without a crack with these pedals I could climb the Andes by Standafer, Thomas posted: July 30, 2003, 10:58am
i love ridin rain or shine, all day long they glisten in my mind because this candy looks so divine, i only wish these pedals could be mine by Pitts, Tammie posted: July 30, 2003, 10:53am
what would i be without my 26's flowin, power transfer keeps it goin, thats where the candy comes into play, because winning these pedals would make my day by Pitts, Ronnie posted: July 30, 2003, 10:41am
Use Flat Pedals on my MTB, But go clipless on my Roadie, I need a quick way out in the woods Just like when I ride in the Hood! by Mareski, Greg posted: July 30, 2003, 10:41am
I need to ride light in the feet, So I have to mount onto something sweet There ain't no sugar up ahead Just Crank Bros' Candy pedals: That'll get me out of bed! by Kronstat, David posted: July 30, 2003, 10:38am
I need to ride light in the feet, So I have to mount onto something sweet There ain't no sugar up ahead Just Crank Bros pedals: That'll get me out of bed! by Kronstat, David posted: July 30, 2003, 10:38am
Oh Brothers of Crank, Pity this poor Yank. My pedals suck d**k, In mud never click, (Unlike Beaters, so trick.) So, please be most dandy, Yo, give me some CANDY! by Palmer, John posted: July 30, 2003, 10:13am
My SPD's will not please. Give me some Candy, so I can ride where it's sandy! by Dimmitt, John posted: July 30, 2003, 10:06am
For all my life I've wondered how truly to be free I've met with strife and blundered and now I've come to see The answer: Candy from the Brothers C. by Dale, JohnHenry posted: July 30, 2003, 10:06am
Candy for me, candy for you, the best kind of Candy goes under my shoe. Candy on crank, Candy on cleat, I'll pedal my Candies, it'll be so sweet. by Gustavson, Don posted: July 30, 2003, 09:57am
With candy at my feet, I won't be beat. Pedalling like mad in the cross country races, it's no wonder why I've been fininshing in the best places. by Bennett, Cale posted: July 30, 2003, 09:46am
Oh please help make my ride complete..allow me a pair of candies to attach to my feet. Happy Voting...If you pick me, I promise, only a little gloating. Thanks MikeP by Michael Prentice posted: July 30, 2003, 09:35am
These pedals should be mine. I'll use them all the time. To ride up things I couldn't, And down some things I shouldn't... by Jones, Michael posted: July 30, 2003, 09:34am
When tread does fight for purchase at night or trails become rocky and sandy do not fret peddle dynamics are not a threat you�re secured with Crankbrothers Candy by hamer, jeff posted: July 30, 2003, 09:28am
I had a dream last night, with your pedals I took flight. They took me up a hill, to a wishing well. Dropped in some 515's, because your candy is supreme. by Travis Wilson posted: July 30, 2003, 09:27am
Serendipity. I see Simplicity. I realise a Synergy. by Pulli Martin posted: July 30, 2003, 09:17am
A man from Nantucket Sat with Candy in a bucket On my bike I rode He said, "With those pedals, man you're a chode" Upon me new Candy he bestowed! by MIller, Red posted: July 30, 2003, 09:10am
Candy on my feet, sure would be neat. If I could cheat, that would be sweet. by Bryant, Shane posted: July 30, 2003, 08:37am
The Crank Brothers Candy pedals look really sweet I,m sure they'll feel just as sweet under my feet by Maxam posted: July 30, 2003, 08:33am
THEY'LL BE SWEET ON MY FEET by chesno, lewis posted: July 30, 2003, 08:21am
First of all I must confess, my chance to win should be no less. But what the heck are these things, these candy pedals have no wings. How can I fly on my bike? I might as well have a little Tyke! But surely you would not give away these candy pedals on this day, if they were not of prime quality. I think you should really give them to me! by Nancy Govero posted: July 30, 2003, 08:14am
CANDY SL, only 294 grams per pair, Compared to my old platforms, that�s almost lighter than air! I�m glad to see this contest is for 10 free pairs, �Cuz as a Mountain Biking Poet, I�m still willing to share. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 30, 2003, 08:12am
My petals are heavy They're made from a recycled Chevy Candy is nice It will make Me fast in flight. I need them to be the best I can be. by Grace,Gail posted: July 30, 2003, 08:09am
No questions, no debate, hands down, CANDY is �it�! And if you knew me, you would know, I�m all about the free �stuff�. by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 30, 2003, 07:58am
I think I'd look Dandy and know I'd feel Randy if only I won a sweet pair of Candy....and my dog wouldn't poop on the neighbors lawn ever again...I promise. by Warren, Jonathan posted: July 30, 2003, 07:56am
Need Candy for my feet Something light, oh so sweet Current pedal's really heavy, It's like pushin� a friggin� Chevy Candy�s the answer for my sweet tooth Cuz I can�t pedal a Babe Ruth! by Spearman, Steve posted: July 30, 2003, 07:39am
Was a dude who rode trail, Rocks he jumped until he had to bail, Crank Brother pedals he did not own, Now with cracked melon, CANDY is all he groans. by Goy, Mike posted: July 30, 2003, 07:33am
I bought a new bike, cost a lot of money, all fixed up, When my wife saw the receipt, her own words �That�s so messed up!� I plead my case, I talked fast, I defended my biker ways, It did not matter, shes still honked, I NEED FREE CANDY, there is just no other way! by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 30, 2003, 07:28am
Cuz I said so, bro. And I'm the one who should know. by Hartt, Peter posted: July 30, 2003, 07:25am
Sitting high atop a New jersey bump I prepare myself for descent. Now, careening down, I loft a jump, Biff and dust off, To find my pedal and ego bent. by hasselberger, ian posted: July 30, 2003, 07:25am
Nothing would be neater Than owning new egg beaters My old ones have worn out But I have no doubt That they'll end on a single speeder by rogers, scott posted: July 30, 2003, 07:19am
I love to crank but dont have the bank! That is all by minton, Matt posted: July 30, 2003, 07:15am
Rhymin, Stymin, Candy drivin, My crank, it yanks, tires go round. Rat traps I have, people would giggle, change in pocket, dollars don't jingle. Candy desire but bank account dire. by Branum, Scott posted: July 30, 2003, 07:11am
I refuse to use words like �dandy�, �handy�, �Randy�, In a desperate attempt to write and rhyme with CANDY. I�m no poet, and I know it, and my writing certainly shows it, But for BEATERS I�ll go for it, I just hope that I don�t blow it. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 30, 2003, 07:03am
With Crank Bros Candy I will spank all comers. Put the cleats on my feet, with the sweet blue treat and all posers will be run asunder by Johnson, Trent posted: July 30, 2003, 07:01am
Don't matter if its muddy, snowy, rocky or sandy, I'll be ridin' it sweet with my feet in the CANDY. by Allison, Carl posted: July 30, 2003, 06:36am
Don't matter if its muddy, snowy, rocky or sandy, you'll be ridin' it sweet with your feet in the CANDY. by Allison, Carl posted: July 30, 2003, 06:33am
What can I say, the new CrankBrothers Candy makes me Randy! by James posted: July 30, 2003, 06:30am
I need those pedals because I want to win medals that clean Crank design gets you first to the line please acknowledge my plight and send me some Candy tonight. by brown,jason posted: July 30, 2003, 06:26am
Twas a steep trail Logs, rocks, stumps My body a'shaking From bonejarring bumps Hell bent on that downhill My feet a'flying Without Crank Brothers' Candy I just might be dying by Dave Stallard posted: July 30, 2003, 05:37am
Twas a steep trail Logs, rocks, stumps My body a'shaking From bonejarring bumps Hell bent on that downhill My feet a'flying Without Crank Brothers' Candy I just might be dying by Dave Stallard posted: July 30, 2003, 05:36am
Twas a steep trail Logs, rocks, stumps My body a'shaking From bonejarring bumps Hell bent on that downhill My feet a'flying Without Crank Brothers' Candy I just might be dying by Dave Stallard posted: July 30, 2003, 05:36am
Riders passed see blurring legs, Upon these pedals that can beat eggs, My mouth is wet for Candy new, I'd like a pair, The ones in blue. by HUNT COLIN posted: July 30, 2003, 05:24am
You're a cheat not to cleat on the candy cranks. by Ray posted: July 30, 2003, 05:14am
You are a cheat not to cleat on the candy ped. by Ray posted: July 30, 2003, 05:12am
I CYCLE LIKE A GEEK, LOOK LIKE A FREAK, MY NAME IS SASCHA BARTH, AND YOUR PEDALS ARE SO SMART. by Sascha Barth posted: July 30, 2003, 04:50am
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Candy is dandy, and clip-in is quicker! (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker) by Feldman, Robert posted: July 30, 2003, 04:22am
My feet need some Candy so when I ride people say there goes a real Jim Dandy! by przepierski,philip posted: July 30, 2003, 04:17am
With candy under my feet my shoes will not stick my legs will spin fast I'll never be the last by Perricone, Antonio posted: July 30, 2003, 04:07am
This man wants to replace his Shi-man-o because he loves Candy and doesn't want to be another number! by Murdock, David posted: July 30, 2003, 04:01am
My current pedals broke the other day so i would love to be able to get some of these sweet new pedals. by Angus Medley posted: July 30, 2003, 02:21am
The only thing I've ever won is ugliest bartender,number one. Being ugly would be real dandy If I could be ugly on some Crank Brothers Candy. by Brose Frank posted: July 30, 2003, 02:09am
Hey Candy, for you, I'll beat your eggs with my legs. by Tsubata, Keith posted: July 30, 2003, 01:04am
A trip to the bike shop makes me randy, and I've been told that I ride like Ghandi, I said they have to be trick, and strong and thickSo the dude sold me the Crank Brothers Candy! by O'Reilly, Duncan posted: July 30, 2003, 00:58am
If I had candy on my pedal I would pedal till I medal. by McCormick, Joan posted: July 30, 2003, 00:49am
Why you get pedals? Because I'm young and poor....nope; Because I'm old and tired...nope; Because they're the same color as my car! Why yes! Indeed they are.... by Randolph, Thom posted: July 30, 2003, 00:49am
Rhyme? I can barely make sentances, all i know it that these tards writing about dandy, their lesbian sister Mandy, and maybe getting a handy from their slutty girlfriend are really dumb. I would love to have thses pdeals soley because they would look cool on my new Blur, otherwise give them to Chris Bracht. Happy trails to you all and may the singletrack flow beneath your wheels. by Brown, Brendan posted: July 29, 2003, 10:50pm
i'm randy for the candy. by craig, jack posted: July 29, 2003, 10:37pm
My new Rocky Mountian element wants a petal that will keep me on--so we can power off into the distance, and safely off so as to not be draged into a horizontal postion like the SPDs seem to have done on the it's virgin ride. Though it could just be the rider, both the bike and the rider oh so deeply desire so sweet there candy... by Stangl,Tait posted: July 29, 2003, 10:35pm
Blue like my balls, and too sweet for my feet. Give me some candy! by Keller, Brian posted: July 29, 2003, 10:33pm
"You give me the Candy and I will ride like a dandy and never have an endo landing!" by Hawkins, John posted: July 29, 2003, 10:01pm
I need Candy outside in the rain I need Candy to end my pain. I need Candy, give it to me Cuz I�m tired of slipping and banging my knee. by Shawhan, Alicia posted: July 29, 2003, 09:44pm
I gots me some cleats I falls over on the streets I gots to get something a little dandy Maybe I needs me some Candy by Mabanta, Arthur posted: July 29, 2003, 09:40pm
I ride through nature with grace and poise, hoping to make the least noise. riding tough and riding slow, hoping i know which way to go. the straps are across my shoes, wishing i had cleats that stick like adhesive glues. to ride on candy's would be dandy, plus you wouldn't be called a panzy. by Platt, Jeremy posted: July 29, 2003, 09:25pm
If I don't get some, I'll have to ride my pedals that are- like bubble gum, I don't have the sum, To buy any that are not dumb and bum. by Coleman, Thomas posted: July 29, 2003, 09:21pm
Would have to try hard not to look like a cheater. This sweet Candy ain't your old ankle eater. by Dan posted: July 29, 2003, 09:08pm
It can hit rocks, not bail your foot. Like the others, breaken the pedels, metal sided, for better riding. Larger platform, keepen it real, holding your foot, from the bar of steel by Thomas DeGregorio posted: July 29, 2003, 09:02pm
Mud bogs up the clipless on my bike now, The flat pedals before made my shins go ow! If, however, the Candies aren't for me, I'll just let my bike be. by Stallman, James posted: July 29, 2003, 09:02pm
A girl offered me some candy In retrospect, she may have been randy She pointed at my mouth I said farther south And with candy on my feet all was dandy by Keitt, Brad posted: July 29, 2003, 09:02pm
my friend kevin and i both like to ride however kevin must oft stand to the side his old pedals aren't made of metal and they fell apart when he began to pedal so you know what would be handy a sweet pair pedals for kevin called CANDY! by Miska, Paul posted: July 29, 2003, 08:57pm
building a bike and need cool pedals by tran dung posted: July 29, 2003, 08:49pm
I need some foot Cizzy to tear up the trizzy mutha fizzy! by Sterling, Daniel posted: July 29, 2003, 08:37pm
The "C" is for "Candy," the pedal that is for me. The "A" is for "almost broke!" which is why I need these for free! The "N" is for "Nifty," which is how my bike will be The "D" is or Dan, That is the name of me! The "Y" is for "YAY!" which is what I will say when I win a race with these! by Vabz posted: July 29, 2003, 08:34pm
After your reviews, I bought a Blur. But when it arrived, the pedals were not there. I'm tired of my achy feet,so I thought that the Candy Sl's would be neet. p.s. Can we make Blur rhyme with there? by LaPierre, Debe posted: July 29, 2003, 08:18pm
Shimano's ain't scorin', ain't getting no chicks. But the girls'll be roarin' o'er my free Candy sticks! by Schultz, Bill posted: July 29, 2003, 08:08pm
I diserve candys for my feet cause every thing else will be beat if i win a pair that would be sweet cause candys the best for your feet. by Schubert,Tj posted: July 29, 2003, 08:08pm
In the big ring Candy makes me sing Down the trail... away from that corporate desk thing. by Herrin, Charlie posted: July 29, 2003, 08:01pm
I like to bike in the sandy With some pedals that look like candy. Pumping hard on these pedals I might even get a gold star metal. by Bisberg, Jeff posted: July 29, 2003, 07:57pm
I gotta sweet RFX ride and I need cool looking pedals by my side. Can't stop smiling when attacking the trial so sweet, I need some Candy for my feet. by Freed, Evan posted: July 29, 2003, 07:55pm
Candy for your feet to suck on. by Cost, Nate posted: July 29, 2003, 07:45pm
With Candies "melted" to shoe, I'll never place number two. by Cook, Chad posted: July 29, 2003, 07:43pm
With Candies "melted" to shoe, I'll never place number two. by Cook, Chad posted: July 29, 2003, 07:43pm
Candies are blue, Roses are red. Thanks the the Crank Bros., my competition is dead. by Cook, Kristen posted: July 29, 2003, 07:41pm
Candy Pedals, please be mine, on the road, I will shine. by shelly field posted: July 29, 2003, 07:40pm
I want to win, I want to spin, I want to look good riding next to him. by shelly field posted: July 29, 2003, 07:34pm
The new Crank Bros. Candy Pedals may be blue, but you would be, too, as the competition soon will see, green is the color of envy. by Jones, Sean posted: July 29, 2003, 07:32pm
Using tootsie pops for pedals, I crashed into a bush of nettles. Without good Candy, my feet slip, dabbing before the perilous dips. by Weise, Nicholas posted: July 29, 2003, 07:26pm
I'm a mountain biker who likes to fly. Snapping a pedal and falling down makes me cry. A set of candy pedals under my feet, would make me cry SWEET!! by bodge,kevin posted: July 29, 2003, 07:14pm
I have no money, and it isn't funny! My poor little feeters could use some eggbeaters...so send some my way and it'll really make my day :) by McKee, Norma posted: July 29, 2003, 07:06pm
My Shimano pedals sure are shitty, winning a new pair of candy's would make me giddy! by Hills, Cynthia posted: July 29, 2003, 06:54pm
I'm running a worn out pedal called Coda, They really blow choda, Free upgrade to Candy would be top shelf, Without blowing a wad, myself. by Halter, Jeff posted: July 29, 2003, 06:15pm
Since I fixed my ruptured achilles, My SPD's now give me the "willies." Downhill stability would surely be dandy, Your pedals look sweet; so gimme the Candy! by Carey, Rich posted: July 29, 2003, 06:03pm
I'm the Queen of Mud, that is my name, better gimme those pedals or I'll whip ya with my chain!! by kasey pupeza posted: July 29, 2003, 05:45pm
Crank it up brothers, with that sweet as candy. by Flores Federico posted: July 29, 2003, 05:42pm
I want my Crank Brothers Candy they sure look dandy, I'll put them on my ride and the others better just hide. by Howard, David posted: July 29, 2003, 05:38pm
I got mud in my eyes, mud on my clothes, but not in my pedals if I had some a those. by pupeza,ben posted: July 29, 2003, 05:35pm
I would be just dandy, if I had some candy. by Sklarski, Evan posted: July 29, 2003, 05:24pm
I would be just dandy, if I had some candy. by Sklarski, Evan posted: July 29, 2003, 05:23pm
Whoever made this Candy knows their biz Pure power generation's what it is. Some sugar comes in handy where it lives, Crank Bro's sweet new creation - It's the shiz by Green, Matthew posted: July 29, 2003, 05:20pm
Monkeys are brown My bike is blue If I don't win Candy Pedals I'll take up huffing glue by Pilz, David posted: July 29, 2003, 05:03pm
Cause i just love �em, plus that i amneeding them. by Miraglia, Andr�s posted: July 29, 2003, 04:47pm
i can't ride that well, i fall down a lot i feel like quite a dandy what i really need to help my cause is free crank brother's candy by greenwald, gary posted: July 29, 2003, 04:47pm
I do deserve these pedals yes they'll win me gold medals, you just wait and see if you deliver them to me, these pedals are beautiful and will match my shirt, but after some rides they'll both look like dirt. by Smith, Josh posted: July 29, 2003, 04:41pm
I do deserve these pedals yes they'll win me gold medals, you just wait and see if you deliver them to me, these pedals are beautiful and will match my shirt, but after some rides they'll both look like dirt by Smith, Josh posted: July 29, 2003, 04:41pm
Crank Bros Candy makes pedaling the bike dandy. by Sawyer, Luke posted: July 29, 2003, 04:22pm
"a new era of pedeling....and pumping." by st.marie,Michael posted: July 29, 2003, 04:17pm
Descents can drain you, climbs cause cramps. Roots and rocks can pain you, mud is very damp. Some limbs bend, some bones break, But the thought of winning CANDY makes my body shake! by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 29, 2003, 04:14pm
four bikes and nine years ago clipless pedals were the way to the Looks rode true and quite durable too now they clip - less i need clip more so send the Candy to my door by hurley, matthew posted: July 29, 2003, 04:13pm
Crank Bros Candy pedals take a lickin and keep on clippin by Roselli,Anthony posted: July 29, 2003, 04:09pm
my name is mandy and i love Candy, but my candy aint got nothin on your Candy. my bike dont want none unless its Crank Bros hon. baby wants Candy! by hurley, mandy posted: July 29, 2003, 04:02pm
There once was a guy with no money Who's wife was a mountain bike hating honey. For new pedals he needed His sad pleads went unheeded So to get them he needed to rhyme funny by Carmick, Russ posted: July 29, 2003, 03:57pm
with these free pedals i will crank up the hill and not break the bank by barton, mike posted: July 29, 2003, 03:52pm
I am old school, still not clipless. I�ve been this all my life. It does make me ride kinda funny, I really need CANDY for my bike. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 29, 2003, 03:44pm
In the sport of mountain biking there are oh so many dangers, but despite my parents warnings I will still take CANDY from strangers. by Rick Yarnell/Comp View posted: July 29, 2003, 03:42pm
Flowin' down the trail and feelin' all noice. This candy makes me randy and I wanna rejoice. Keepin' it short so I gotsta go Thanks mtbr and thanks Crank bro! by Forness, Matt posted: July 29, 2003, 03:38pm
I want some lovin' for my feet, clippin' in and out of this Candy would be so sweet. by Muscio, Dawn posted: July 29, 2003, 03:38pm
Candy Pedals I need to increase my cranking speed. So feel free to send and I'll be your friend. by Olvera, Franco posted: July 29, 2003, 03:31pm
Although I really love to ride, it�s true I just can�t huck, �cuz without clipless my feet slide, without CANDY I just plain suck. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 29, 2003, 03:29pm
In the words of a famous 80's band-" I want Candy" or perhaps from a great show called " Strangers with Candy" from the Comedy Central channel. In other words I NEED the Candy pedals. Thank you! Tommy by Sullivan, Tom posted: July 29, 2003, 03:26pm
I walked towards my bike only to discover that my old ride now belonged to another. Saving for a new bike doing hard labor, dreaming of Candy, Crank Brothers flavor. by Lamb, Nolan posted: July 29, 2003, 03:26pm
This is a song that I have sung: �I Want Candy� to keep my Bananarama from Wang Chung. See, I�m really hung and not so young and when it's mashed it hurts like dung. by Richard K. Yarnell posted: July 29, 2003, 03:25pm
When in doubt, pop it out. by Huang, Tony posted: July 29, 2003, 03:24pm
Them Candy Pedals sure are nice. When I bite it in rocks and dirt. my bike upon me, oh how I hurt Ease my pain with new pedals... and ice. by Chang, Edward posted: July 29, 2003, 03:20pm
Define a peadal if I may. I bought some pedals off of Ebay. These pedals really sucked and thats no lie. Now those candy pedals have caught my eye by Wys John posted: July 29, 2003, 03:20pm
candy candy you're so sweet but your not good for my teeth...and here comes another candy looks so nice and very sweet that suites my feet. by sigua, lloyd posted: July 29, 2003, 03:14pm
American in foreign land, redeeming the honor, of who can't. Selflessly leaving his wife and kids. A giving man of this land, my husband, these should go into his hand! by Lozier, Laura posted: July 29, 2003, 03:00pm
Ride real hard, don't like to fall. Not too fast, still have a ball. Living in Louisiana, riding in mud. If I win these pedals, I'll be one happy bud! by Dickerson, Dan posted: July 29, 2003, 02:52pm
Candy Candy Candy is good for my feet keep my feets on da pedals so i don't rack my crack on da seat..... by Drew Edwards posted: July 29, 2003, 02:51pm
I be ridin' on aluminum Time, Dey so beat up, ain't worth a dime. Da spindles come out, don't wanna crash, I need some Candy, so that I can mash! by Osborne, Dave posted: July 29, 2003, 02:50pm
Because my fat butt needs some help up these hills!!@!@!@ by Tomboc, Patrick posted: July 29, 2003, 02:46pm
Because my fat butt needs some help up these hills!!@!@!@ by Tomboc, Patrick posted: July 29, 2003, 02:44pm
Of all the Candy on the planet Crank Bros, Man I gotta have it. by Hodgson, Burt posted: July 29, 2003, 02:40pm
Today's Race--Candy Castle Candy cleats--elimate hassle Think your stuck--Molasses Swamp Candy sheds muck--ready to stomp Attack the peloton--Mount Gumdrop Candy whirlin'--spinning top -Welcome CandyLand- by Lee, Jeff posted: July 29, 2003, 02:26pm
Give them to me and you will see a star be born riding sweet candy. It's simple to see that obviously those pedals belong to me. by Harrison, Mike posted: July 29, 2003, 02:19pm
4 sides per pedal, like a square; clicks out easy, no slips, no scare; crank bros. candy, oh so sweet; ditch the old pedals and give your feet a treat! by Gates, Lee posted: July 29, 2003, 02:10pm
An idiot riding clips/ hits a log, his right foot slips./ With flesh ripped by medal/ He thinks about his pedal/ and how Crankbrothers Candy would...Be really good. by Williams, Ken posted: July 29, 2003, 02:03pm
If my name was Randy, and not Bluemonkey, I�d plead my case for CANDY, and make it real funky. But although it�s not real handy, I am Bluemonkey, And compared to C-Bro�s CANDY, Would you settle for a Chunky? by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 29, 2003, 01:51pm
I feel I deserve to win the Candy Pedals because otherwise I cannot afford them. I feel like my achievements as a 15 year old mountain biker deserve these pedals. by Saffian, Myles posted: July 29, 2003, 01:47pm
The beater can't be beaten, then you add a rugged cage. Candy was made for eaten, Try this piece? I'll taste its rage! by Zaprzalka, Phillip posted: July 29, 2003, 01:46pm
An idiot riding clips hits a log, his right foot slips. With flesh ripped by medal He thinks about his pedal and how Crankbrothers Candy would...Be really good. by Williams, Ken posted: July 29, 2003, 01:45pm
power transfer keeps it goin what would i be without my 26's flowin thats where the candy comes into play winning these pedals would make my day by Pitts, Kyle posted: July 29, 2003, 01:45pm
Don't eat this Candy you fool: clip in or don't; either way, it's cool. by Smith, Steven posted: July 29, 2003, 01:39pm
Consumed by the fumes in my livin room, I peeped this site and those pedals of doom. Howza burly Downhilla gonna find those thangs, all pinner, tiny and micro, mang? 30 words from a pedal abuser and (future) Mallet C user. Tall cans in the air! by Sucka-Free Hyena Boyee posted: July 29, 2003, 01:38pm
Consumed by the fumes in my livin room, I peeped this site and those pedals of doom. Howza burly Downhilla gonna find those thangs, all pinner, tiny and micro, mang? -A pedal abuser and (future) Mallet C user. Tall cans in the air! by Sucka-Free Hyena Boyee posted: July 29, 2003, 01:37pm
some folks make pedals that hold mud and dirt, they try and try but something never works. cranks brothers are genius and they deserve a medal, for replacing the crap on my bike with blue candy pedals. by futrell , tom posted: July 29, 2003, 01:35pm
Here�s a little story I�ve got to tell About the crank Brothers you know so well. It started way back in history with Toe clip, Platform and me, Candy There was no problem for me to prevail I am the best of all worlds and I am on sale by Fogg, Mike posted: July 29, 2003, 01:34pm
Stupid bmx kids on the end of my street, I took their candy, now they walk on their feet. by Jeremy Chandler posted: July 29, 2003, 01:31pm
These eggbeaters look like candy... and to have them would be a dandy. To ride with other's could be malicious- For to have them would be...Delicious. by Goodacre, Mike posted: July 29, 2003, 01:27pm
Dad of four, so I'm a dad who's poor. CANDY on my bike is what I would like. Crank Bros, will you let a dad score? by mccauley, jay posted: July 29, 2003, 01:26pm
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I got a blue jersey / and a blue dome / CB is sweetness / with candy and chrome. by Darby, Cliff posted: July 29, 2003, 01:23pm
Too many entries, probably wouldn't win; My old pedals fell apart, they're in the trash bin; Pleasing on the eyes and feet; Candy would be great, they can't be beat. by Campbell, Adam posted: July 29, 2003, 01:19pm
Candy... sweet... Candy Pedals... sweet too... try it on... sweet... by Pham, Thao posted: July 29, 2003, 01:14pm
Cleat in, cleat out feel nothing... that's a dream. by Dinh, Hoang posted: July 29, 2003, 01:04pm
I deserve to win a pair of those because I need them on my bike now do u know what crapy pedals r on their I got some plastic UNIONS. Please They suck....... by Raymond Quiles posted: July 29, 2003, 12:56pm
From my pedal with clip my feet do slip I can't get no thrust leaving me in the dust With an eggbeater core It won't happen no more with Candy I'll once again soar by Tainow, Dan posted: July 29, 2003, 12:56pm
I ride with Shimano 858....I don't know better. by Schultz, Martin posted: July 29, 2003, 12:54pm
On the Big Blue Candy Mountain, There's eggbeaters on every bike, You can pedal all around, and you'll never fall down, On the Big Blue Candy Mountain. by Stokes,John posted: July 29, 2003, 12:45pm
Today when I couldn't clip in and fell, I shouted aloud "Aw Hell!" And thought that the Candy SL would be swell. by fonseca posted: July 29, 2003, 12:40pm
I want candy tonight. Sure would be dandy alright. Just a taste of candy and I'll take flight, because they will lighten up my bike. by Amy Dunkin posted: July 29, 2003, 12:36pm
With confidence I attack the trail, my Candy pedals, they will not fail! by Bagnasco, Jim posted: July 29, 2003, 12:36pm
Pedals turn, Energy burn, Set the pace, Win the race, Feel the wind, Chill on your face, Muscles ache, Overtake, Honor, glory all at stake, Victory, Thrill of pride Pedals turn, Live to ride. by Devaliant, Mark posted: July 29, 2003, 12:35pm
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. You know me as the one who rails singletrack and blows by you. by Yacuk, Steve posted: July 29, 2003, 12:12pm
I'm all about the free shit. by Soule, Derek posted: July 29, 2003, 12:10pm
I haven't ridden in over a year My middle tire is getting jeers. If I could get some Candys blue, my middle again would return anew. by Stuart Egli posted: July 29, 2003, 12:05pm
A cyclist named Roach had bad luck His foot in a pedal got stuck He crashed in a ditch Said "son of a bitch, These pedals I've got really suck!" by Roach, Lance posted: July 29, 2003, 12:00pm
Crank Brothers is the name and Candy Pedals are the game. by Twist, Frank posted: July 29, 2003, 11:37am
I must write something that rhymes, to get rid of my Times, in favor of a pair of Egg Beaters. Not just any egg beaters, for these are the new Candy, if i were to win some it would be just dandy. four sided entry with the addition of a platform, they raise pedals to nearly an artform. so if this rhyme is sufficient and isn't defficient, i'd be the happiest biker alive. by Oestreich, Jake posted: July 29, 2003, 11:35am
Because i think that are very good pedals for all extreme people, as I.jejeje by Pablo Amador posted: July 29, 2003, 11:33am
no work, no money, no candy maybe I'll get 'em if you spank me. by Martinez, LaDonna posted: July 29, 2003, 11:32am
Never a fan of SPD's Lack of float was hard on the knee's I went for Frogs and sense 6 more pairs So a reward of Candy seems only fair by John Flynn posted: July 29, 2003, 11:26am
Have five kids, no money for food. Pedals are worn, wife's never in the mood. Have to ride; I'm randy. Crankbrothers I need your candy! by Burke posted: July 29, 2003, 11:25am
I ride any bike like like I stole it, Thus, they call me the theif; My pedals feel like a tar pit, And candy fits my bike's motif. by Florek, Charlie posted: July 29, 2003, 11:17am
My bone is healed at last! I hop on the bike but alas: I couldn't clip in, I filled with despair. Instead of pedals, there was only air. by Bresler, Guy posted: July 29, 2003, 11:13am
My old pedals have taken quite a tear, I relly new a new pair.The new candy seem quite handy,stanless steel, what a deal. by Obodov Joel posted: July 29, 2003, 10:50am
My old pedals have taken quite a tear, I relly new a new pair.The new candy seem quite handy,stanless steel, what a deal. by Obodov Joel posted: July 29, 2003, 10:49am
If I ever get my druthers I'd be riding sweet Candy Pedals From those crazy Crank Brothers Diabetic tested Never Meth approved by Glaeser, Nate posted: July 29, 2003, 10:42am
candy pedals are very dandy and they come in handy when it's really sandy cause you have a spot to rest those feet by Washburn, Rick posted: July 29, 2003, 10:40am
Candy is good, candy is sweet. Those pedals would look darn good hooked to me feet. by Brunelle, Patrick posted: July 29, 2003, 10:39am
Climbin' the hills to be payin' the bills, I need those sweet candy pills to be curin' my ills by Florek, Charlie posted: July 29, 2003, 10:31am
I'm clipless, yes I'm the real clipless all you other clipless are just a slip miss. So wont the real clipless please clip up, plese clip up, please clip up? by Grove, Eric posted: July 29, 2003, 10:23am
I get my hands on candy I'd love the way she tastes. With four sided entry I'd put her through the pace, make her perform not just on my face. by Pike Ron posted: July 29, 2003, 10:19am
Cranks my brother, and I'll smother those mothers. by Shane McQuerter posted: July 29, 2003, 10:19am
With Candy on my crank I could stay ahead of the Yanks. A southerner like Lance- this could be my chance to own these pedals (a pair!)- the greatest anywhere. by Mullins, Brandon posted: July 29, 2003, 10:18am
To bunny hop higher; to soar through the sky; candy pedals are the wings that i need to fly. by Ben Snyder posted: July 29, 2003, 10:17am
I'm riding a pair o' times as we speak-ed but they dont like to be tweak-ed, I need light pedals to rage and pillage but times' hold more mud than an adobe village! Joseph says please hook me up with new pedals so I can win me some medals. thanks. by asaro, joseph posted: July 29, 2003, 10:17am
by LaBar, Ryan posted: July 29, 2003, 10:14am
I am known as 'Fred' 'cuz I just can't ride, but if I had some CANDY, at least I wouldn't have to hide. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 29, 2003, 10:10am
Because I am broke and I need new pedals cause Icant even drive my broken car! by Kirby, Geoffrey posted: July 29, 2003, 10:05am
My budget is in the red. My old pedals are dead. They weighed me down like lead. Came unclipped and fell on my head. Bet I looked like a fred. by Porter, Josh posted: July 29, 2003, 09:59am
Old Mr. Hubbard went to his cupboard to get some bandaids for his body. He had SPD's and kept falling off these, until he was handed some Candy. by Grove, Eric posted: July 29, 2003, 09:58am
A pair of Candies will help my speed, while with my friends I'll finally lead. Showing them off I will be cool, sprinting by my friends will make them drool! by Roberts-Toler, Jose posted: July 29, 2003, 09:58am
With Candy on my shoes I'll know just what to do, I'll stay with the pack until it's time to attack, then it's all over, except for the six pack. by Mullins, Rudy posted: July 29, 2003, 09:50am
Now I sit here feeling Randy, entered a contest for some beautiful Candy. If I win I will feel Dandy because my pedals are so old...they would really come in handy! by Neumann James posted: July 29, 2003, 09:46am
Eggbeater Pedals are the best in the mud. My worn 747s feel like pieces of crud. Gotta have Candy Pedals so my next 24 hour race won't be a dud. by Eisenberger, Andreas posted: July 29, 2003, 09:41am
I think that I shall never see a pedal that gums up like my SPD Send me the Candy, hurry fast I�m stuck in my cleats and might not last by j. sutcliffe posted: July 29, 2003, 09:39am
Candy is dandy, and for Crank give thanks. by Feldman posted: July 29, 2003, 09:33am
Candy on my cleat Sure would be sweet No longer sticky would they be Since this Candy has 2x4 entry Eggbeater fast my feet will go Never again called slow by Kopczynski, Eric posted: July 29, 2003, 09:29am
I deserve the Candy Pedals because my eggbeaters already serve a cause and I know Crank Bros are very generous that is why I know I'll win by Castrejon Antonio posted: July 29, 2003, 09:29am
It would be sweet, To have a set of Candy�s beneath my feet, When I hit a big drop, I won�t flop �Cause the pedals are attached to my feet by Brown, David posted: July 29, 2003, 09:19am
I bought a set of eggbeaters when they first came out for $100 dollars, within the first week of using them I Ruptured my Tricep, and was in a cast for 3 months. and also had 2 months of therapy. i just noticed this has to rhyme, and im sorry i'm out of time by Magruder, Austin posted: July 29, 2003, 09:17am
Now your candy-ass is not the only thing sweet on the trail! by Salter, Damon posted: July 29, 2003, 09:04am
Candy Pedals are sweet Candy Pedals are for your feet When you are racing on the path And you are feeling the wraith Your Candy Pedals will prevent defeat! by Vaccaro Alessandro posted: July 29, 2003, 09:04am
On a big tree root I made my shift I got un-clipped And broke my hip by Salter, Damon posted: July 29, 2003, 09:00am
The road to Heaven may not be a road at all, but me and my Candy will flaten it all! by Bernardo, Gil posted: July 29, 2003, 09:00am
My feet are always sore to the core. I know they would fill dandy with these wonderfull peaces of candy. by Green,Christopher posted: July 29, 2003, 08:59am
I've raced on bikes for many years and sometimes envy the cheaters, 'Cuz no matter what some may say, second place is not the same as winning. But if I had some CANDY or what some refer to as BEATERS, I could keep on racing with my head held high, butt in the saddle, feet spinning. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 29, 2003, 08:55am
Chain skips, Foot slips, Bike flips, Cranium splits. by Hohbein, Adam posted: July 29, 2003, 08:54am
Blue candy tickles ugly toes as written rains and spoken snows What the world has no one knows I bend over and crankarms go! by Carter, Matthew posted: July 29, 2003, 08:52am
Bike sez: "uh oh, LOG in the way! Better get off yer ass and bunny-hop it, Jay!" Brain sez: "With a life this sweet, why put anything but Candy under my feet?!" by Bloomer, Jay posted: July 29, 2003, 08:52am
If I had that candy that would be dandy. Those pedals are smoother than Hennesy brandy. Make all the others look like Jessica Tandy. Gimme mine Crank Brothers! by Tucker, Tym posted: July 29, 2003, 08:50am
Candy pedals so sweet and slinky, grab and hold my big old stinkies. by Nelson Donovan posted: July 29, 2003, 08:49am
Fee fie foe fin I got pedals that hit my shin If I had candy That'd be so dandy I'd be peddlin' along my bruises be gone! by MacNeill, Amy posted: July 29, 2003, 08:48am
Fee fie foe fin I got pedals that hit my shin If I had candy That'd be so dandy I'd be peddlin' along my bruises be gone! by MacNeill, Amy posted: July 29, 2003, 08:48am
riding over rocks I dip. i don't want to fall and slip. solid and stable I glide. Nothing will upset my ride. 4-sided entry is great. an added platform, I can't wait. my name is Andy. and I need Candy. by Yorkin, Andy posted: July 29, 2003, 08:47am
Fee fie foe fin I got pedals that hit my shin If I had candy That'd be so dandy I'd be peddlin' along my bruises be gone! by MacNeill, Amy posted: July 29, 2003, 08:47am
Candys are so sweet, I would buy them in a heartbeat. It has a little platform, to help my biking take form. The eggbeater core is something to shout for! by Otto, Andrew posted: July 29, 2003, 08:41am
Haiku format: Beautiful candy; Blue fiber so very sweet; Under my large feet. by Mac Donald, Rob posted: July 29, 2003, 08:37am
My Times are a mess, now Im gonna' put Candy to the test. I hope I win so I can tak'em for a spin. So, for the love of Pete, stick'em on my feet! - JB by Bueno, Jon posted: July 29, 2003, 08:33am
I need some new pedals to stand on I assure you this request is not random So send me some Candy, so sweet and beautiful And whatever rhymes with beautiful by Nollinger, Brian posted: July 29, 2003, 08:30am
With gritty, dusty sand in my cleat My SPD's sure suck sheat. This is a case where Crank Brothers can't be beat! by Korn, Darren posted: July 29, 2003, 08:29am
Over the edge with my brothers, nothing but dust, between me and all others. by Jarrett, Craig posted: July 29, 2003, 08:25am
With Candy under my feet my ride will be so sweet whether rain, cold or heat Crank Brothers can't be beat! by Ray, Jim posted: July 29, 2003, 08:18am
Candy Pedals are really neat, Candy Pedals can't be beat. Oh to have that illusive pair, I'd ride them here, I'd ride them their. I could ride them anywhere. My cycling life won't be complete, Without Candy pedals upon my feet. by Moulton, Bret posted: July 29, 2003, 08:16am
I want Candy! Candy's Dandy! I need um' on my feet Candy's so sweet! What more could you want Than a pedal to flaunt? Pedal so fine works so devine! by Shew, Patti posted: July 29, 2003, 08:14am
The blue color will go great with my riding outfit. by Praseuth, Alex posted: July 29, 2003, 08:12am
i don't have a dog, fish, or cat my bike is my pet -- leave it at that only the best for my sweetheart will do and perfect--i'll take candy pedals in blue! by Aliza Cohen posted: July 29, 2003, 08:04am
Candy, Candy, Candy When I see you spin life is dandy With a name like that I thought to see you in my lap But if under my feet is where you long to be Who am I to argue with gettin some for free by Dougherty, Kevin posted: July 29, 2003, 07:57am
My eggbeaters are very handy, But I really want some candy, I just missed that opossum, Damn these things are awsome! by Horner, Joseph posted: July 29, 2003, 07:54am
My current pedals are pieces of shit. They suck so bad my shin almost split. I just can't deal with it. Winning Candy pedals would help quite a bit. by Yi, Greg posted: July 29, 2003, 07:50am
There once was a biker named Nancy Who thought her bike was done up fancy Then she got her some candy and really looked dandy And peadals in cute little pantsies :)) by Diamond, Nancy posted: July 29, 2003, 07:40am
Free, your kidding me this can't be true. I have three kids so right now I use two sticks and some glue. To have Candy on my bike makes me want to sing, to upgrade my bike with such sweet bling bling. I sleep and I dream then I wake and I cry because I know there's no pedals out in the garage on my ride. So please if you could crown me a winner. And I swear I'll use your candy, hell I'll even wear them to dinner! by Panucci, Mario posted: July 29, 2003, 07:40am
My bike is a downhiller, well equipped except for flats. To have CANDY would be killer, and would help me from going splat! by Yarnell, Jo posted: July 29, 2003, 07:39am
by Robert Felinczak posted: July 29, 2003, 07:39am
I just can't huck 'cuz my old pedals suck. by Gallant, Andrew posted: July 29, 2003, 07:27am
I'm randi for some Candy Randi for my Mandy Mandy likes candy Candy gets me Mandy Shit, I need some Candy by Klinke, Mark posted: July 29, 2003, 07:26am
My middle name is Andy, Seeking two new girls named Candy, Sure, they'll make the others a little randy, but I'll just keep ridin' 'em, indeed dandy. by Epp, Sean posted: July 29, 2003, 07:25am
I think I deserve some Candy Because when I ride it makes me randy. If I had some pedals like these. I would bring the females to their knees by Garza, David posted: July 29, 2003, 07:21am
Flats rob me like a thief, No matter how hard that I try. How do you spell relief? For me it's simple: C AND Y. by Yarnell, Richard posted: July 29, 2003, 07:19am
Before I go getting all sad and sappy, just give me some pedals to keep me happy! by Shifflett, Erik posted: July 29, 2003, 07:12am
Once upon a time, I was tearing up a trail... Half over a log when my Rockwerks did fail... The feeling of panic as I came to a stall... Prepared for that famous wrist-breaking fall... My friend started laughing, calling me cheap... For buying crappy pedals, I almost did weep... So as you can see, I'm in need of new gear... Please give me these pedals, and a six pack of beer! by Kushnir, Basil posted: July 29, 2003, 07:11am
I HAVE A GREAT INKLING FOR BICYCLING,AND CANDY PEDALS WILL HONOR ME WITH MEDALS. by PATRICK C. LA COMMARE posted: July 29, 2003, 07:09am
There was this guy from Chandler who was a decent bike handler his Times were quite handy but he really wants the candy so pick a color and ship then to this panhandler by Chapman, Michael posted: July 29, 2003, 07:05am
Riding on the trails Feet sliding everywhere Can't get a grip Others just don't care Need to catch up This isn't dandy Man...wish my feet Had blessed CB Candy by Brian Hoberg posted: July 29, 2003, 07:05am
Because I'm 230 pounds and every gram counts!!!!!!!! by Blan, David posted: July 29, 2003, 07:04am
Your pedals, candy-sweet I need them for my feet! They churn all my ambition Into forward motion! by Shifflett, Erik posted: July 29, 2003, 07:03am
Keeping it light, keeping it sweet. Crank me some candy, clip that platform under my feet. by Bruns, Stephen posted: July 29, 2003, 07:01am
Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker. cool pedals............. by schmaz,Ken posted: July 29, 2003, 07:01am
When I ride, my pedals are hard to clip in. Sometimes they slip, bashing my shin. My life would be dandy, If only I was to win some candy. by baillie, kyle posted: July 29, 2003, 06:58am
My bike is blue These pedals are too. They will look real sweet Down by my feet. by Cook,Tony posted: July 29, 2003, 06:49am
Its two sided pedal; Made from non-rusting metal. And the low 294g density; Lite like Cotton Candy. The color would match my bike; Which I would very much like. by Gregory, Terry posted: July 29, 2003, 06:48am
As a cyclist I suck, so send me those Beaters, they might bring me luck. Need all the help I can find, Don't leave me hanging, I'm losing my mind. by Sparrow, Dan posted: July 29, 2003, 06:46am
me style is plush, my bike is sweat, and candy'll make dream-ride complete by Pachus, Julia posted: July 29, 2003, 06:40am
my feet, which used to be fleet, have developed a grog, which forces me to slog, would turn me randy, with a new set of Candy! by garnish, jamie posted: July 29, 2003, 06:36am
Sun on my face, wind through my hair, Candy pedals getin' me there! by Brinkmeyer, Jared posted: July 29, 2003, 06:35am
You can stick it, lick it, and flick it The taste is so sweet ,better than my stinky feet, Your flavor makes me a fan, Sincerely - the Candyman by Abraham, Richard posted: July 29, 2003, 06:32am
Lance is a beast, a genetic freak. I'm his lost brother, now hear me speak When I win 5 Norba Nationals, I'll mention you. I'm a future promoter of MTBReview! by Kieffer, Raymond posted: July 29, 2003, 06:30am
becouse "my baby" (wife) want to check "my monster" dart bike and without a platform pedal she can't !!!! by Romanello Roberto posted: July 29, 2003, 06:29am
Becouse Im Buying a new bike not a trike by Moore Brian posted: July 29, 2003, 06:29am
becouse "my baby" (wife) want to check "my monster" dart bike and without a platform pedal she can't !!!! by Romanello Roberto posted: July 29, 2003, 06:28am
Requiring platforms for my massive feet. Size thirteens are trouble, Candy'd be sweet. Without them I suffer, that I don't like. Send me those beaters, for me and my bike! by Sparrow, Will posted: July 29, 2003, 06:26am
All I can ask ... is to clip in without a task. Cranks Candy Pedals ... would look fine on my bike ... as I go out and earn the dandy medals. by Lipocky, Alan posted: July 29, 2003, 06:26am
by Abraham, Richard posted: July 29, 2003, 06:22am
Who wouldn't like to win these pedels? Thay're crankbrothers. by Roy Mike posted: July 29, 2003, 06:17am
Candy pedals neat and sweet made just for this bikin' freak! by Brazelton, Tom posted: July 29, 2003, 06:16am
Ripping through "Gumdrop Pass" on the "Rainbow Trail" in the "Lollipop Woods", I couldn't be beat if I had some sweet "Candy" for 'da feet. by Temple, Jim posted: July 29, 2003, 06:13am
Where do i begin? Should i show you my bloody shin? How bout my bloody knee. Damn i need some new pedals, make them candy. by Arms, Tony posted: July 29, 2003, 06:04am
I need a pair of Candy Pedals to help me win Olympic Medals. by Waterworth Phil posted: July 29, 2003, 06:04am
My trail is sandy I need some Candy I asked my Mother Because I love Crank Brother She said you're a dandy Go buy your own Candy! by Scott Peterson posted: July 29, 2003, 06:01am
by Malleo, Kim posted: July 29, 2003, 06:00am
Candy is Dandy I need Candy for my Feet It makes them taste sweet. (WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT THAN A HAIKU THAT RHYMES!!!) by Dykstra, Don posted: July 29, 2003, 05:58am
I like Candy Pedals sticky and sweet, they are sooo good the way they cling to your feet. Get In, Get On, Be Gone. by David Anthony posted: July 29, 2003, 05:54am
Shimano and Time fill with grime when the trail turns to slime. Egg beaters shed like a collie in a bed. by Tanner, Regan posted: July 29, 2003, 05:52am
In every single hardwear test CrankBros pedals trounce the rest So give my feet some added zest Cos I know Candys are the best. by Benham, Paul posted: July 29, 2003, 05:47am
In every single hardwear test CrankBros pedals trounce the rest So give my feet some added zest Cos I know Candys are the best. by Benham, Paul posted: July 29, 2003, 05:46am
Those cool Candy pedals are sweet- My bike will stay under my feet! So simple and light- To clip in's no fight- And exits--No longer a feat! by Bishop, Tom posted: July 29, 2003, 05:46am
Because I am going to get back in the swing of things and get out of the house an on the bike! Help a brotha out!!!! by Caulk, Jason posted: July 29, 2003, 05:41am
With two sided pedals and four sided entry, I'll be riding the trail plenty. An egg-beater core's Good news for sure SO that I can try to crash gently by Jackson, Spencer posted: July 29, 2003, 05:40am
Even though I shouldn't eat as much as I do,I like Candy. Much like riding is there such thing as to much, but riding sure is Dandy. by Dan Faircloth posted: July 29, 2003, 05:40am
Candies are sticky, Candies are sweet Losing these old straps would be a treat Raspberries and turtles would go away If I could just win some Candy today! by Norton, Charles posted: July 29, 2003, 05:34am
Nothing would be as dandy as riding on a new pair of Candy's! by King, Jeff posted: July 29, 2003, 05:30am
So I can keep my feet in the pedals and not out of them. Just because I deserve them. by Van Allen, Kris posted: July 29, 2003, 05:29am
I have a set of Times, And while thy're really quite fine, I think a change is in line, The Crank Bros; Will do me to a dime. by Allen, Jordan posted: July 29, 2003, 05:23am
I have a set of times, And while they're really quite fine, I think a change is in line. The Crank Bros; will do me to a dime. by Allen, Jordan posted: July 29, 2003, 05:21am
Clipped in, clipped out kicks ass no dought! by Winegar, Michael posted: July 29, 2003, 05:08am
Ridin on my kona I don't give an iota, pedalling on candy would be very dandy, I would win more races on a pair of candy aces. by Bennett, Brett posted: July 29, 2003, 05:08am
Ridin on my kona I don't give an iota, pedalling on candy would be very dandy, I would win more races on a pair of candy aces. by Bennett, Brett posted: July 29, 2003, 05:07am
I Want Candy! on my ride, To minimize foot slip-and-slide. Nothing could be sweeter, Clipped into my new EggBeater, Never crashing on my helmet, ass or side. by Carlos Schomaker posted: July 29, 2003, 05:05am
Because I feel happy and free with Candy Pedals in my feet by Juan Carlos posted: July 29, 2003, 04:59am
cause I'm broke and you know I won't choke climbing that last hill with a sweet set of beaters under my feet. by Broyles Richard posted: July 29, 2003, 04:59am
The bro's can't just stop, they created a masterpiece to help me bunny hop, and talk about one sweet candy, of fiber composite and fine stainless, I just can't settle for less by Archambault Danick posted: July 29, 2003, 04:57am
There's nothing like a Candy Mallet to melt my mud away. by Pappas, Nick posted: July 29, 2003, 04:51am
by Peter Cascio posted: July 29, 2003, 04:46am
I'm sick and tierd of riding on these plain OL platform pedal's!Maybe if I had some CrankBrother's I could win some Downhill medal's. by Lucas,Robert posted: July 29, 2003, 04:46am
I just need the Candy so my ride can be sweet and dandy. by Schultz, Hakan posted: July 29, 2003, 04:36am
I need the Candy Peddles real bad Addiction to gear makes wife so mad I love you baby, don't get me wrong Yet I jones sweet Candy all night long by fallon, mike posted: July 29, 2003, 04:23am
When I hit the mud I always hear a thud What could this be I can't get my foot free My foot is stuck I just hit a rut I can't get out I think I'm going to shout. I'm stuck, I'm going to fall I hope this doesn't hurt at all I really need new clips I dont want to have broken hips. Thank you for your time, I hope you liked my rhyme. Wendy Angelo by Angelo Wendy posted: July 29, 2003, 04:15am
QUE RICO CANDY. THE PERFECT SWEET BLEND MADE WITH EGGBEATTER by jack schwartz posted: July 29, 2003, 04:02am
Rutted, Routey, This trail seems kinda fruity, No problem with berms or banks mutha, Grass grabbin' my feet it won't be, With sweet Candy pedals from the Crank Brutha's!! by Cathcart, Dan posted: July 29, 2003, 03:36am
If I won the pedals it would be better than a set of Gold Medals. I could spend my days ina haze, crank'in with my Candy feeling Oh so dandy. by Sauers, Todd posted: July 29, 2003, 03:24am
My pedals are squeaking and creaking They just clicking me out I'd like to taste some candy To stop me from flailing about. by Fontneau,Bruce posted: July 29, 2003, 02:15am
I'm goin crazy for eggbeater pedals, my friends say I'm trippin! I tell them keep their old pedals cus with these I'll always clip in ! by Steven Benton posted: July 29, 2003, 01:59am
I'm goin crazy for eggbeater pedals, my friends say I'm trippin! I tell them keep their old pedals cus with these I'll always clip in ! by Steven Benton posted: July 29, 2003, 01:58am
I pedal like I waddle, but a candy on my pedal will get me a medal. by Tsubata, Keith posted: July 29, 2003, 01:58am
I'm goin crazy for eggbeater pedals, my friends say I'm trippin! I tell them keep their old pedals cus with these I'll always clip in ! by Steven Benton posted: July 29, 2003, 01:57am
'i like candy' by Aaron carter by the way i hate his music. are they as good as time pedals, i hope they win as much medals as time. i know this is very lame what i have written up. by martin posted: July 29, 2003, 01:57am
'i like candy' by Aaron carter by the way i hate his music. are they as good as time pedals, i hope they win as much medals as time. i know this is very lame what i have written up. by martin posted: July 29, 2003, 01:56am
I'm goin crazy for eggbeater pedals, my friends say I'm trippin! I tell them keep their old pedals cus with these I'll always clip in ! by Steven Benton posted: July 29, 2003, 01:56am
I'm goin crazy for eggbeater pedals, my friends say I'm trippin! I tell them keep their old pedals cus with these I'll always clip in ! by Steven Benton posted: July 29, 2003, 01:56am
by Civciss Maris posted: July 29, 2003, 01:23am
Nothing was neater than my original Eggbeater till I see these pedals quite dandy. You may think I'm on Crank..Brothers I aint. So please just give me some Candy. by Robinson, John posted: July 29, 2003, 00:45am
I myself, a little too fat, and my housetrail is far to flat. So I'll never win an olympic medal Means I don't deserve a candy pedal. But these pedals look so good, they make me the star of my neighbourhood ! by eskes, hans posted: July 28, 2003, 11:59pm
They may not click when I lick'em, Won't melt as I swelt, But Candy sure would be sweet on my feet. by Micah Luffman posted: July 28, 2003, 11:55pm
I need a pair of Candy's Since my world is not dandy now A message coming from my cranks,coming from my cleats I need a pair of Candy's for my MTB feet by van Niekerk, Riaan posted: July 28, 2003, 11:23pm
I need a pair of Candy's Since my world is not dandy now A message coming from my cranks,coming from my cleats I need a pair of Candy's for my MTB feet by van Niekerk, Riaan posted: July 28, 2003, 11:22pm
To play in the mud, to ride with your bud and so I won't be a dudd. by Hines, Scott posted: July 28, 2003, 11:22pm
My pal Boog rides the Beaters and is the best ever.!! If I ride Candy, she will take me to the place beyond Boog....Never!! Candy will make your pedaling experience sweet!! by Giallonardo, Billy posted: July 28, 2003, 11:14pm
Version 4 Rode platform-less pedals And broke some bones; Guess I'm lucky - I was spared my stones. All scarred up, Not having a blast; I need Candy pedals To get some ass. by Monticello, Justin posted: July 28, 2003, 10:58pm
Version 3 Rode platform-less pedals And broke some bones; Guess I'm lucky - Was spared my stones. All scarred up, At the end of my rope; Need Candy pedals So I look dope. by Monticello, Justin posted: July 28, 2003, 10:57pm
I really need some Candy, 'cuz right now I'm not clipless. Foot slips are not so dandy, and I could end up dickless. by Yarnell, Rick posted: July 28, 2003, 10:56pm
Version 2 Rode platform-less pedals And broke some bones; I guess I'm lucky, I was spared my stones. All scarred up, Not riding fast; Need Candy pedals So I don't get passed. by Monticello, Justin posted: July 28, 2003, 10:55pm
Version 1 Rode platform-less pedals And broke some bones; I guess I'm lucky, I was spared my stones. All scarred up, About to quit; I need Candy pedals 'Cause they're the shit. by Monticello, Justin posted: July 28, 2003, 10:54pm
Candy pedals are the best, They would look good, better than the rest, The blue would go with my shoe better than any other foo' by Emond, Jason posted: July 28, 2003, 10:41pm
I've taken chunks from out my shin Too many times to count. Sometimes I like to be clipped in, But others I want out. by Bride, Daniel posted: July 28, 2003, 10:36pm
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose pedals were so bad he said fuck it. He saw a contest and gave it his best, and now he recieved candy, so suck it! by turgeon, matt posted: July 28, 2003, 10:22pm
I'll give you rhymes because these pedals look like Times. They're sweet and blue and stick to my shoe. So give em up bro because a racing I will go! by Kreyenhagen, Andrew posted: July 28, 2003, 10:22pm
1.Sweet dude...! - Yeah! It's Candy! 2. Candy comes in Handy! 3. Candy on the outside, sweeter on the inside! by Piskozub Martin posted: July 28, 2003, 10:15pm
I wanna klik in with no fuss, easier than hoppin the Muni bus. 4-sided entry with platform to boot, I'm a mountain biker, not a suit. by Wade, Steve posted: July 28, 2003, 10:14pm
Im spinnin, im mashin, im spinnin up the hill, when the hill goes dowm im mashin down the hill, you frown when i go up frown when i go down, when the ride is done i show off my fresh candy. by rodrigues, david posted: July 28, 2003, 10:03pm
If Candy is sweet, so are my feet So send me the pedals so I don't have to deal with heavy metals by Doo, Steve posted: July 28, 2003, 10:02pm
Im spinnin, im mashin, im spinnin up the hill, when the hill goes dowm im mashin down the hill, you frown when i go up frown when i go down, when the ride is done i show off my fresh candy. by posted: July 28, 2003, 10:00pm
"I want candy na-na-na-na-na, I want candy na-na-na-na-na-na" O-YEAH by Floodman, Evan posted: July 28, 2003, 09:59pm
A candy shell can sweeten the toughest of pedaling hell by Longson, Mitch posted: July 28, 2003, 09:53pm
I like to play. I ride every day. I can't pay for cool Candy pedals I saw on display. Winning them would really help my next riding day. by Miele, Jason posted: July 28, 2003, 09:47pm
My Candys will come in handy, when my "Hamys"(read hamstrings)are all flabby! by Booth, Ryan posted: July 28, 2003, 09:46pm
i bike cross country the flats just wont do i need to be connected like armstrong and his shoe! the clips are mighty fancy my feet would feel like goo to have that special candy would stop me from biking like poo!! by Preston, Jeff posted: July 28, 2003, 09:46pm
"There so light, they can't give a fight." by Smith, Rex posted: July 28, 2003, 09:42pm
J-LO is in our town making a movie, If she saw me riding Candy, Do you think she'd do me? by Lacko, Wayne posted: July 28, 2003, 09:40pm
Hi my name is Scott. And no I don't smoke pot. For this rhyme is not a joke. There's nothing sweeter than Candy. Except maybe my girl Mandy. by Raines, Scott posted: July 28, 2003, 09:36pm
Candy for my feet to make me feel fine. No Candy for my feet and I will whine. by Iverson, Thom posted: July 28, 2003, 09:36pm
Marshmallow's squishy on my size 46's. Chocolate's bad. It melts and needs fixes. Icecream doesn't work, but is a nice post-ride treat. So Candy it is for my cycling feet!! by Teel, Eric posted: July 28, 2003, 09:35pm
my name is wolvie. wolvie wants candy, but wolvie is no panzie. wolvie can ride a bike, but wolvie does not like to hike. wolvie needs candies to climb, or else he'll run out of time. wolvie wants candy. i am wolvie. by Ong, Henry posted: July 28, 2003, 09:25pm
Dipshits use clipless. Candy would be dandy. by McGarvey, Brian posted: July 28, 2003, 09:23pm
eggbeaters and candy, who woulda thunk? these make spuds, feel like junk. by welty, ed posted: July 28, 2003, 09:16pm
They are better then duct-tape or glue. by Sklar, Matt posted: July 28, 2003, 09:11pm
4-sided entry and flat surfaces a-plenty! by Dell'Erba, Matt posted: July 28, 2003, 09:09pm
The Candy makes me randy They are so very sweet These pedals will feel even better underneath my feet by Shane,Michael posted: July 28, 2003, 09:08pm
SPD's- they hurt my knees, and time's just not so fine; Candy though, now that's a treat... I think I'll make 'em mine. by Shepard, ron posted: July 28, 2003, 09:07pm
Once was a lass from New Jersey, Such hunger she swears and assures me: 'twas all 'twas handy, So she bit into Candy; The dentist bill's what truly worries me. by Nancy Dabrowski posted: July 28, 2003, 09:04pm
My Sugar is sweet...but Candy is sweeter, Gary Fisher is Cool!... but the crankbrothers Rule!! by Agunos, Luciano posted: July 28, 2003, 09:02pm
I heard a dreadfull snap and knew I was in deep crap. There was no time to recover, oh mother_! Shinburger has claimed anouther. If only I had some candy. by Sessions, Kris posted: July 28, 2003, 09:00pm
Gotta get out quick or ride with out the clips. Need a bigger place to stand you'll see me descend like a man. by Snow, Ken posted: July 28, 2003, 09:00pm
Candy is so Dandy And it is so very sweet by Shane,Michael posted: July 28, 2003, 08:52pm
Rolling along, down the mountain I go Feeling the rush, feeling the flow I take my first drop without a care and at ease Knowing I am clipped into my trusty Candys You may think this poem reminds you of lies I really don't care just give me the prize by Diaz, Julio posted: July 28, 2003, 08:47pm
I train hard, I train deep sore muscles, little sleep Hall pass from my wife many miles on my bike Candy underneath my feet no more cramps, oh so sweet! by Leslie, Sean posted: July 28, 2003, 08:45pm
My pedals creak so do my bones my legs are weak, I must atone! So many nachos So much TV Enough, now ride! Stomp Candy, Righteously... by justen, jim posted: July 28, 2003, 08:42pm
There would be nothing more sweet, than to have candy on my feet. I would hammer out the trail, and never fear the bail. I deserve you eggbeater candy. by Sessions, Bryan posted: July 28, 2003, 08:33pm
I give my cash to the Lord, so therefore can't afford, things that I crave, goodwill in my heart, won't purchase a part, turning from sin, I should surely win. by Giese, Dean posted: July 28, 2003, 08:21pm
I have 30 scars on my right shin, and this is why i need to win. by Baroud, Jon posted: July 28, 2003, 08:15pm
Mallets too big, Egg-Beaters too small, but the Brothers' new Candies are for you and them all. by Smith, Ellison posted: July 28, 2003, 08:12pm
Mmmmmm, candy, it would look dandy next to my fanny shammy. Especially when the mud streaks call for plan B. You know what I mean. by Durand, Brent posted: July 28, 2003, 08:12pm
I need some Candy for my bike, so I can ride instead of hike. Not the kind that you would lick, but the one that you hear "click". by iwinski raff posted: July 28, 2003, 08:09pm
Now dont I look fine and dandy, with my feet firmly ensconced, in the Crank Bros electric blue Candy by Butcher, David posted: July 28, 2003, 08:08pm
there once was a dude named mike who liked to ride his bike he would not settle for anything but candy pedal so thats what he would really like 29 words... by pattisall mike posted: July 28, 2003, 08:05pm
my old pedals are worn to the bone to accidental style i am prone launching some air with one footed flair my jewels take the load all alone by Michaels, John posted: July 28, 2003, 08:03pm
I wish my name was Mandy, so that it would rhyme with candy...but all I really want is to win this pedals to proudly say crankbrothers got me some MEDALS! by Handal, Jessica posted: July 28, 2003, 08:00pm
The pedals on my bike are a joke,In my wallet I am broke,It would be dandy, if you sent me the Crank Brothers Candy! by Kipp, Garett posted: July 28, 2003, 07:54pm
Platform-used to be the norm, Crank Bros. got 'em, took new form. Four way's to clip in, that's not ordinary. Put 'em on my bike. That looks cherry. by costello, aaron posted: July 28, 2003, 07:52pm
Hickory Dickory Dock, My Shimanos got smashed on a rock, Oh how nice it will be, When I'm riding Candies for free. by Bruinsma, Kate posted: July 28, 2003, 07:44pm
Candy looks so clean I need all the help I can get If I could clip into her I'd have the record set. by Roger Paschall posted: July 28, 2003, 07:34pm
When it comes to spinning quickly There is nothing quite so sweet (And by "sweet" I don't mean sickly) As some Candy for my feet! by Busch, Paul posted: July 28, 2003, 07:32pm
I just had surgery on my foot. For new components I have no loot. Please help me to get back, to the beautiful singletrack! by Bakara, Joe posted: July 28, 2003, 07:32pm
Stir'n up foot love'n and big ring shove'n is what I like to do. do you? by Floden, Chris posted: July 28, 2003, 07:25pm
When you use CANDY PEDALS,you will win lots of Metals because they are better then the other fellows. by Talabock Shirley posted: July 28, 2003, 07:20pm
short and sweet ?i have size fourteen feet . candy pedals are a must, so i won't be left standing in the dust by kenny harman posted: July 28, 2003, 07:19pm
WHEN you use CANDY PEDALS,you will win lots of METALS!Because they are better than the other fellows. by Shirley Talabock posted: July 28, 2003, 07:16pm
Candy It's so sweet! Candy It's a treat! Gimme a pair now! I want them for free Gimme a pair now! Or you'll be sorry! by Aubert Bonn, �tienne posted: July 28, 2003, 07:11pm
I'd like something scrumptious for my feet, tasty you bet but not to eat. A little candy for my toes, to make them wiggle instead of my nose. by Galati, Phil posted: July 28, 2003, 07:11pm
I am old but not sold I fat but I dont mind that. Ugly and love to fart is that really smart. Egg beaters on my feet now thats neat! by Pitcock,David posted: July 28, 2003, 07:06pm
beacuse riding with candy is better than sex with mandy by Broughton, Ian posted: July 28, 2003, 07:03pm
Upon an outing, trails of mud was I riding, Suddenly a rapping on my pedal more, Desperately my rapping stronger, Suddenly I spoke nor whispered "give me Candy, not Lenor!" by Swanson, Neil posted: July 28, 2003, 07:01pm
My feet slip off when its muddy and wet, and my shins get ripped when its sandy, I've tried armor bandages straps and clips, but what I really need is some CANDY! by Goode, Patrick posted: July 28, 2003, 07:01pm
Candys are pedals, made by Crank Brothers. To own a sweet pair, would be like "Word to your mothers!" by Bonifacio, James posted: July 28, 2003, 07:00pm
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