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Fat Durry Tonail
a Downhiller
from USADate Reviewed: April 26, 2010
Strengths: Smelled Like claire breath and flynn foot mixed together. Even hagan puked when he smelled it.Weaknesses: My face looked like Tony's after he smelled clairs dump breath when she ate too many rotton squirrels.Bottom Line: This bike looked Like Hagans huge hairy buns. It smelled like flynn squirts all over claires face when hagan got too excited.. Beans and rice were all over after i snapped the rims. This bike fails by any standards. I took an epic dump all over the street after I rode it.
Favorite Trail: Your mom
Duration Product Used: More than 3 years
Price Paid:
$126585.00
Purchased At: Your grandmas house
Similar Products Used: Prep-H and a nice big hairy Turlet
Bike Setup: rides like your moms hairy greasy thighs with peanuts, hair, and all the trimmings :)
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flyn
a Racer
from FreenvilleDate Reviewed: June 7, 2009
Strengths: Hagan's big buns can wrap around the seat pretty well. The color is perfect. It has a greenish brown tint to it that almost makes you think of your chunky diaherria after Snappy Tomatoes. It came with used Lauren boyshorts which was a definite plus!Weaknesses: It had a hairy orange flynnthong attached to the back wheel which was welded on there. It cause massive butt skids on the road which made it smell like a dadalant flynnfoot. There was blood on the frame where Flynn ran over reilly when Tennessee lost to florida. The rubber grips smelt like claire breath! When you break you start to hear pu pu pu poker face pu pu poker face!Bottom Line: When I bought this, it was a fat and sassy! The seller was a bit apprehensive toward selling it to me, because he was in love with the power T thong on the tire. When I ride it, it makes me feel like i can ride down the road in a thong. It has given me so many special rides. I don't know if you guys want to know but it did help me get a glimpse of flynn cuttin the grass in a pink see through thong! This bike IS and will always be a major part in my life. I even drove it to my first job interview, but i didn't get the job because they thought the bike smelt like Hagan's sweat buns after working out! For those who have read this, you will know if you, too, should own this bike. WARNING:!!! this is not for the faint of heart. It will probably make you squirt your trousers as soon as you sit on it. (It feels like a toilet)
Favorite Trail: The Rielly veeee
Duration Product Used: Less than 1 month
Price Paid:
$250.00
Purchased At: Flynn's Hairy Chode
Similar Products Used: Orange power T flynnthong, A hairy dildo, Brannon frat party listening to Pokerface
Bike Setup: Made out of chucky veggies piled together. Simon from monk-e-mail spewed massive stains. Decals were amazing. But they smelled like sweat balls! Taylor pot breath!
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Jeffrey Sotero
a Downhiller
from Portland, Or, USADate Reviewed: March 9, 2008
Strengths: perfect weight, perfect balance, stock everything was perfect for riding to racing. one brake made cornering easy as if to drift. tires good for all around riding. no gyro no problem and no need the speed i got on it i'll never forget. sealed bearing was a definite yesWeaknesses: virtually noneBottom Line: light speedy and you'll never have to change wheels with sealed bearing. perfect for all around riding
Favorite Trail: unmarked hillsides of portland and beaverton
Duration Product Used: 1 Year
Price Paid:
$160.00
Purchased At: Copeland's Sports
Similar Products Used: nothing can compare to me
Bike Setup: kept it stock and loved it
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phil
a Weekend Warrior
from st. joseph, michigan, usaDate Reviewed: August 19, 2007
Strengths: frame,bars,and brakes also very lightWeaknesses: rimsBottom Line: awesome and durable bike for the price. its great for beginners and pros!
Favorite Trail: bikers bowl
Duration Product Used: Less than 1 month
Price Paid:
$100.00
Purchased At: friend
Similar Products Used: backtrail
Bike Setup: track n' trail
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Buns grease Stainysquit
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from Fat poopDate Reviewed: July 20, 2007
Strengths: It smells like flynn foot. It rides so smooth that it feels like you are on the toilet dumping!Weaknesses: Instead of accual tools, they sent humongus terds. Terd sauce sliggy's out of the poop brakes. It smells like huge fatty poop.Bottom Line: The bike was dump. Not to mention the fact that it smells like charred crispy flynn. The chain was all mooshy. I smelt it, and it smelt like the inside of a clogged toilet. When the bike broke in half, there was peanuts in it. DUMP FOOT!!! Grease foot. I think the shipper took a Smummaron in the box. The handle bars were so crusty and they left a squirt on my hand. Then I pooped and it looked very similar to the Butt bike. Then I knew it was a fake!
Favorite Trail: the black foot
Duration Product Used: 2 Years
Price Paid:
$21.00
Purchased At: A septic plant
Similar Products Used: Claire breath. Cleg claire. Dump cheese. Feet dump poop.
Bike Setup: I put the dump tools to work. they broke in half and they were hairy.
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Josh
a Weekend Warrior
from HendersonDate Reviewed: February 11, 2006
Strengths: light weight, durable frame,Weaknesses: 1 pc crank, rims bend easily after a tailwhip.Bottom Line: decent bike even though i bought used. Great bike for only 80 dollars even though it is probably a 100 dollars more. It would make a nice racing bike. A great beginners bike, great for the more advanced too. Would probably put a three piece crank on it though.
Favorite Trail: showboat park
Duration Product Used: 3 months
Price Paid:
$80.00
Purchased At: friends house
Similar Products Used: next flatspin
Bike Setup: no brakes (it needs some)
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Burry twinkles Ge foo
a Cross Country Rider
from micdurryDate Reviewed: November 6, 2005
Strengths: makes u poop in yur panteloniansWeaknesses: tires made out of turd greaseBottom Line: iT SMELLS BAD WHEN I SAT ON IT THER WAS A TURD POOP ON IT. FLYNN WAS SMEERED ALL OVER THE HANDLEBARS. iT MADE A NOUISE THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DIHARRIA FART. I POOPED ON THE DEALER'S DESK AFTER I BOUGHT IT. I WOULD NOT BUY THIS TURD. IF IT CAME OUT OF MY BUTT.
Favorite Trail: the skidded turd
Duration Product Used: More than 3 years
Price Paid:
$1.00
Purchased At: public bathroom AKA where u poop
Similar Products Used: preperation H iT MAKES YOUR POOP COME OUT EASIER
Bike Setup: POOP FLYNN DURRY TONAIL
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Smell Flynn
a Racer
from DurryfootDate Reviewed: February 20, 2005
Strengths: Skid seatWeaknesses: kind of fluey chew hagan dadalantBottom Line: when i bought this i thout it was a terd. it was brown. the seller left a skid on the seat. i was petrified. i tried to flush it down the turlet.
Favorite Trail: down the turlet
Duration Product Used: Tested or demo'ed only
Price Paid:
$1000000.00
Purchased At: At a dumpster
Similar Products Used: a outhouse
Bike Setup: why cares cheese to friend bean
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nick hardebeck
a Weekend Warrior
from J-Town TNDate Reviewed: October 29, 2004
Strengths: sturdy frame, nice tires, smooth landing, nice ridingWeaknesses: pedals & crankBottom Line: all around great bike. hasnt failed me yet, and it probly wont untill a ride of a cliff.
Favorite Trail: Young Park
Duration Product Used: 2 Years
Price Paid:
$200.00
Purchased At: bicycle city
Similar Products Used: DB Reactor, DB Viper
Bike Setup: uh...
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sean o`brien
a Weekend Warrior
from nyDate Reviewed: April 22, 2003
Strengths: frame,bars,rimsWeaknesses: crank,pedels,sprocketBottom Line: it`s a good bike
Duration Product Used: 2 Years
Price Paid:
$150.00
Purchased At: bicykle planet
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Aaron Alvino
a Cross Country Rider
from delaware BridgevilleDate Reviewed: January 19, 2003
Strengths: frame, weight, handlebars,Weaknesses: the crank and the aheadsetBottom Line: this is the best bike for the best price i and all the time doing something stupid and she has held up so far. i dont regret spending a dime on it.
Favorite Trail: a place im seaford is not a public place so it doaent have a name
Duration Product Used: 6 months
Price Paid:
$160.00
Purchased At: Tonys bikes
Similar Products Used: dyno gt slammer
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Alex
a Racer
from Tampa, FloridaDate Reviewed: December 28, 2002
Strengths: Light Frame, Fast Pickup, Strong BrakesWeaknesses: The Crank, the pedals, doesn't come with pegs if your looking for a trick bike.Bottom Line: This is an awesome racing bike if your going for a fast bike. This bike has a smooth landing. If your looking for a trick bike try the gt fly. The Revo is a crappy bike.
Favorite Trail: Skate Crate, S.P.O.T
Duration Product Used: 1 Year
Price Paid:
$167.00
Purchased At: Bicycles
Similar Products Used: (None Used)
Bike Setup: Add on Pegs,new pedals, three piece crank
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aaron alvino
a Weekend Warrior
from bridgeville delaware USADate Reviewed: November 4, 2002
Strengths: frame,handelbars,rimsWeaknesses: handelbar grips suckBottom Line: this iz da best bike ive eva owned i have put it through more crap than most professionals do i ride a couple hours every day an da only problem i have had is the headset and the handelbar grips
Favorite Trail: dont have one
Duration Product Used: 3 months
Price Paid:
$160.00
Purchased At: Tonys bike shop
Similar Products Used: dyno gt slammer
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Bryan Griffin
a Cross Country Rider
from Orlando,FLDate Reviewed: August 26, 2002
Strengths: the frame,forks, and rimsWeaknesses: the crankBottom Line: It is a great bike. I weight 200 pounds and I have been jumping/crashing and haven't broken anything yet. The crank is the only thing that sucks. I have had problems with it sence the day I bought the bike.
Favorite Trail: snowhill
Duration Product Used: 6 months
Price Paid:
$150.00
Purchased At: The Rite Bike Shop
Similar Products Used: pacific trick bike
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Dan Sharbel
a Racer
from adelaide,S.ADate Reviewed: August 11, 2002
Strengths: strong frameWeaknesses: weightBottom Line: i manley use it for jumping and its a heavy bike
Favorite Trail: undecided
Duration Product Used: 1 Year
Purchased At: 2nd hand
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