| Frame | purple and double metal | | Front Fork | shok | | Bottom Bracket | smooth but flapy kind of | | Cranks | i want to crank? | | Chainrings | holey but without niggers | | Pedals | slippery | | Front Derailleur | yellow | | Chain | super triple | | Rear Derailleur | hard | | Cogset | cogy | | Skewers | roast beef? | | Spokes | deal | | Rims | stury | | Tubes | no thanks | | Tires | none of those either | | Brakes | plastic | | Seatpost | super spike | | Saddle | beastiality, yes please | | Headset | if i have to | | Stem | water | | Handlebars | lightweight and triple sub | | Shifters | spinning | | Brake Levers | quadruple spinning | | Bar Tape | bar fight | | Extras | cookie with custom engineered eat guard |
Dad from your house writes:
because my father beats me
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