| Frame | carved from a solid block of shit. | | Front Fork | deluxe stainless-steel sturkey slicing fork from IKEA | | Bottom Bracket | bottem brakets are for pussies | | Cranks | theres no need to pedal with this beaut! | | Chainrings | Hella. | | Pedals | soggy slices of moldy toast! | | Front Derailleur | this beaut doesnt need that stuff | | Chain | wtf? | | Rear Derailleur | omg! | | Cogset | umm.. ya right! | | Hubs | no thanks | | Skewers | i love skewers! | | Spokes | plastic fatties | | Rims | 20" hella deece car wheels | | Tubes | river tubes! | | Tires | monster truck tires, obviously | | Brakes | a stick, which you put in the spokes | | Seatpost | seats are for wimps | | Saddle | as i said, seats are for wimps | | Headset | bj! | | Stem | plastic | | Handlebars | big ones | | Shifters | LOL! | | Brake Levers | MARZOCCHI!! or what ev. | | Bar Tape | stfu | | Extras | semen on toast being towed behind by a string |
MITCH FITZGIBBON from City of Totems writes:
WTF?? what a dumb question... isnt it obvious?
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